Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare

@jakebe.bsky.social

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All about that second breakfast, fam. Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.

KOMBUCHA GIRL MEME First image: Caption reads "Something I'm not quite into" above a blond woman making a disgusted face. Second image: Caption reads "Add size difference" above the same blond woman reconsidering the option.
Filet mignon topped with lemon garlic crème fraiche, peri-peri roasted potatoes, and sautéed zucchini with garlic and green onions.
1 like = 1 answer / Size Edition!! 16 likes will get you 16 honest answers to size-related questions
A metallic sculpture of a naked woman in full-lotus position with her hands formed into mudras. Visible cracks line her body, along her calves and torso; it gives the impression of someone holding themselves together through meditation.
Carnitas enchiladas in a blonde mole sauce, topped with sour cream, cojita cheese, pickled red onions and a slice of jalapeño
A pomegranate, watermelon and lavender mimosa arranged in a row. In the background, some jerk in a Dog Park Dissidents is also taking a photo
A Tom Collin’s-style drink in the foreground with a Queen’s Park Swizzle in the background. We’re at a cozy little Carmel bar
It’s just me. Yellow Warriors hat, black t-shirt with a rainbow geometric pattern forming a bear’s head.
Chicken scallopini with roasted broccolini and mashed potatoes! The tender breast of chicken is topped generously with a cream sauce of white wine, shallot, and garlic and fresh parsley. It sits on top of a mound of mashed potatoes, which is hugged by several roasted broccolini.
The No Kings protest in San Carlos!
It’s the husband! He’s waving hello from inside a safe room(!), located inside the butler’s pantry. Just behind him are cabinets filled with old, valuable silverware.
A bunch of garden tulips! Delicate pink petals open around a white cup, with dark purple stamen(?) arranged in a symmetrical pattern
After the first rise! Dough is maybe two inches under the rim of a 5 qt Kitchen Aid mixing bowl.
Weekly Spread! Another two-page layout of contained boxes. On the left, Week 1 titles the page. There are three boxes: one is an Alastair window for any projects I’d like to make progress on this week; one is for writing down weekly appointments; and one is for jotting down notes and reminders. On the right, six boxes are contained for each weekday (Saturday and Sunday share a box). Above each, a winter-blue box surrounds the day and date.
A two-page spread of contained boxes, drawn by hand with a ruler. On the left, January 2026 is outlined in a wintry-blue box. Beneath it, a page-length calendar with each day divided into nine sections: date and day, a fill-in box for six daily habits, a space for important notes about home or work. On the right, three boxes: one for tracking word count, calories, and related notes by day; one for setting intentions for the month; and one for noting highlights as they occur.
Finneas, Ace Archer: a 2/2 Green/White Rabbit Archer with Vigilance and Reach. Whenever he attacks, he puts a +1/+1 counter on every token and Rabbit I control; if combined creatures have Power 10 or greater, I also draw a card!
A Lemon Drop Martini in low lighting
An old-timey apple pie in a glass baking dish, with a homemade sugar-dusted crust and eight cuts in the top crust arranged in an asterisk pattern. Scent lines (and floating gourmands) not seen
The recipe card! Martha’s Best Berbère-Spiced Beef Stew with Couscous, Sour Cream & Mint. Serves 2. Cooking time: 40-50 minutes. 790 Calories per serving; 35g fat, 39g protein, 67g carbs.
A hand-drawn 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. It has a glandular problem.
A text message from Robert Reich! He is deeply concerned our democracy may not survive this. There is a link for my donation to Inequality Media, which will presumably help save democracy in time for me to get a new job
A big load of fluffy banana bread with the first three slices cut, showing a cinnamon-brown interior with chopped walnuts
The recipe card! Cooking time: 40 - 50 minutes. Serves 2. Ingredients: 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts; 4 oz applewood-smoked bacon; 2 challah buns; 12 oz potatoes; 3 oz pickle chips; 2 scallions; 2 oz White Cheddar cheese; 0.25 cup buttermilk; 1 tbsp hot sauce; 0.25 cup BBQ sauce; 3 tbsp Ranch dressing; 2 tbsp mayo; 0.75 cup all-purpose flour; 2 tsp corn starch; 0.5 tsp “Weeknight Hero” spice blend; 1 tbsp smoky spice blend. (Whew.)
The recipe card! Cook time: 40-50 minutes, serves 2. Ingredients: 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts; 0.5 cup semi-pearled farro; 6 oz carrots; 2 oz arugula; 1 lemon; 1 oz goat cheese; 2 tsp honey; 1 tbsp dijonnaise.
The recipe card! Cook time: 35-45 minutes. Ingredients: 10 oz pork chorizo, 4 flour tortillas, 1 poblano pepper, 2 oz shredded Monterey Jack cheese, 0.5 cup long grain white rice, 2 tbsps tomato paste, 1/4 cup sour cream, salt and pepper to taste.
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A COVID-19 test, with red stripes for both the “C” (Control) and “T” (Test) bands, indicating a positive result.
A 1st edition copy of The Spellsinger Saga Book 6: The Day of the Dissonance. Cover has a scared dude clutching/playing a stringed instrument with a giant white dream tiger and clearly a dude painted with whiskers to suggest he’s some kind of animal-person, truly the worst rendition of Mudge I’ve ever seen. It’s kind of endearing.
According to this survey, I am most like Hugo "Hurley" Reyes from LOST. We're 89% matched!
A gelatinous mass of cream cheese, sugar, eggs, sour cream, and vanilla extract hides a blind-baked graham cracker crust inside a 9” springform pan. The pan is in a large roasting tray filled with an inch of hot water.
Two homemade burritos! On a bed of filling: pork chorizo, pinto beans, white rice, onions, poblano pepper in a chipotle glaze. Covered in a cheddar-Monterey jack cheese blend, tomatillo sauce, and sour cream.
The makings of a good Wednesday night: a home-cooked meal, a stack of D&D books, some mechanical pencils, dice, and a hidden grid map.
A grey Ratfolk is hunched and running toward the viewer, his green cape flapping in the night behind him. His left hand is held in a complicated pose, ringed by two rings of arcane energy. His right hand holds a dagger.
An enormous Leonin, an anthropomorphic race of lions, faces away from the viewer, exposing a mighty bare back. He is looking over his shoulder toward the viewer, arms set wide from his broad torso, huge hands curled into fists. A very small Ratfolk sits on his opposite shoulder.
A token of an albino Ratfolk holding a shield and spear. One bright red eye is noticeably larger than the other. The shield is emblazoned with a blue palmprint, the sigil of Irori.
A digital sketch of an anthopomorphic wolf smiling toward the viewer with one eyebrow raised. Clawed hands are knitted together, and he's wearing a loose, comfortable tunic with a wide, deep collar.
The recipe card! Greek-Style Lamb Meatball Platter with Pita, Rice, & Cucumber-Feta Salad. Serves 2. Cooking time: 35-45 minutes.
The recipe card: ribeye steak & mushroom cream sauce with garlic-butter potatoes & tropical pudding dessert. Premium! Serves 2. Cook time: 55-65 minutes.
The recipe card. Smoked Gouda & Dry-aged Beef Burgers and Parmesan-roasted Potatoes. 2 servings. Cook time: 35-45 minutes.
The recipe card: salmon & avocado rice bowls with marinated vegetables and sesame dressing. 2 servings. Cooking time: 25-35 minutes.
A rainbow arcs above an ARCO gas station. A white sedan is in the foreground. The driver, even from this distance, looks over it.
The recipe card! Greek-style Lamb Meatball Platter with Pitas, Rice & Cucumber-Feta Salad. 2 servings. Cook time: 35-45 minutes