jake

@jakecc.dev

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a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 25 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev

ludwig, a white and gray kitten, stares at you with loving eyes while perched on a windowsill, awaiting your arrival
porque no los dos?
a siamese cat with gigantic pupils staring at the camera, simultaneously giving "give me attention pls" and "i'm two seconds away from scratching your shit"
"i don't really care if something good happened to you, it should have happened to me instead" meme
a selfie with a thumbs up. my hand is filthy, my face and shirt are drenched with sweat and i look exhausted but happy
smaller isopod mounted on top of a larger isopod, looking like it's humping and having a stroke simultaneously
small isopod mounting a larger one. diarrhea lettuce in the foreground
four colors corresponding to my birth chart; libra sun gets "balanced rose," a soft rose shade; virgo moon gets "quiet eucalyptus," a pale moss color; sagittarius rising gets "horizon violet," a shade of purple similar to lavender; scorpio venus gets "wine velvet," a slightly desaturated red wine color. the only color i personally vibe with is virgo... the rest aren't necessarily bad or anything but the whole combination is just plain ugly to me
a screenshot from fallout 4 showing a mess of conveyor belts moving resources around. a belt in the lower right carries a few weapon mods being sent for disassembly; the other prominent belt in the scene carries a load of resources from other scrapped mods
patrick falling asleep half a second into a clarinet solo
alert for a 4.5 magnitude earthquake from three hours ago (like 4am)
a drawing of a fake emotion labeled "LORIC" that looks like someone about to crash out with small dots for eyes and a deranged neutral expression
a scene from the latest big brother episode showing a large cafeteria-like space, half of which is absolutely drenched in a red liquid that's just a shade or two brighter than blood to tell it's artificial
ludwig, a white and gray kitten with stripes and green eyes, laying lavishly on a bed with beige sheets. his demeanor gives the vibe of a classical portrait of a noble, with his paw twisted up as if holding a glass of wine
azealia banks on a podcast asking "what the fuck are you doing...?" followed by looking visibly disgusted
a western fence lizard clinging to a wall, looking at the camera. it's mostly dark gray-brown with lighter and darker stripes and spots going down its body
A shot zoomed in on the loop of the incredible coaster at Disney California adventure 
a clip from fallout 4 showing off a flashing neon-esque sign made out of seven nixie tubes, displaying the digits "8008135" as a crude "BOOBIES" on starlight drive-in's roof. each tube flashes on and off, letter by letter, then the entire row of tubes flash on and off three times before the sequence repeats. the machinery is hidden behind the giant nuka-cola sign next to the drive-in, seen partially obscured in the background. do NOT ask how long it took to build, i don't know and i don't care
replying to the above poster dragging his wife (why am i assuming this guy can get bitches)
screenshot of the back of an iphone 16 pro, with a red arrow pointing at the lidar depth camera. it's directly adjacent to the rest of the cameras
three pictures of a cleffa + clefairy plush. they're snuggling
selfie showing my cheeks and arm covered in red white and blue glitter
tattoo of an american flag patterened star with fireworks around it on my shoulder
peace sign selfie laying on a beige couch in a dimly lit room
ludwig, a white and gray kitten, making biscuits on our bedding
sleep score for last night: 18/100 or "Very Low"
large june bug on my pointer finger
corner of my phone with the telltale black/green splotches of an OLED display failure
a similarly-sized isopod now on my nose as i take a selfie with the terrarium in the background
large isopod crawling up my knuckle
pepper, a black and tan tabby cat, asleep on a bed with her head resting on her paw
ludwig the kitten rubbing his face on a desk leg
political compass test: 73% woke, 27% chud 38% techbro, 62% neo-luddite 45% hopepilled 55% doomer 66% davos 34% dubai i do not know what most of these mean but it says my closest match is daddy dani so i think it checks out
pepper, a small black and tan tabby cat, laying comfortably on my parents' bed
isopod idling on a wet paper towel. its lower half appears white and cloudy, as it's mid-molt, giving it the appearance of wearing a diaper
a weirdo's bio that includes "PLEASE! NO WOMEN! Will be blocked 🚫!!"
shirtless selfie with a hanging planter in the back, holding a very sad looking pothos with a dead stem. free the nipple
shirtless selfie post-haircut
ANECompilerServicr and Siri as the top two processes on my mac, sorted by CPU usage
my fallout 4 settlement at starlight drive-in. a large warehouse building stands to the left, reaching the height of the projector building on the right. a greenhouse is attached to the warehouse and located in the center of the frame
a small snail with a curly pointed shell munching on some dried carrot bits. there's a long skinny and curly length of poop emerging from the side of its shell, but it doesn't seem to care. nasty bitch
psa that says "do not plant bamboo near data centers" with the "not" erased so it says "do plant bamboo dear data centers" instead
a six-pack of coronas (with a note saying i couldn't find his usual brand so hope these'll do instead), a carton of milk duds and a bigger carton of whoppers, a bag of hi-chews and a card addressed to "Chhhrrrrriiiiiiisssss" from "Do I really need to tell you...?"
a decently well written email draft complaining about nerdy shit that's highkey worth complaining about. not gonna send it though i'm not that much of a karen
split image of a lab puppy with a halo on one side and devil horns on the other, captioned "i have two sides: heaven/mexican"
woman smiling wearing a shirt that says "3 out of every 4 Americans got me fucked up"
self-described older white man upset about gym gays being hot
a text to my boyfriend that says "good morning my love" but originally said "i hope you shit yourself in your sleep you bitch ass fag" before editing it
goofy asking his girlfriend(?) "damn, bitch, you live like this?" as she stands there looking cute in the dirtiest nastiest room you've ever seen
license plate holder that says "I DON'T PAY TAXES / ❤️ TAX FRAUD ❤️"
selfie of me in bed flipping off the camera. i'm squinting because the flash was bright and my titty hair is showing just a little bit
boyfie telling his cat "meow if jake's a bitch" followed by the cat meowing
ludwig the kitten lounging on a flat ikea box
lady gaga asleep(?) while live streaming on instagram; two chat members say "Shes meditating guys" and "She's died"
new siri getting a question wrong... the answer is directly on the screen
original picture. selfie taken while camping, i'm laying down on a cot. only my right arm is visible, and a macbook is tucked next to me connected to its charger
iOS beta updates screen, showing the iOS 27 developer beta is available
pepper making the most evil face for literally no reason. 100% overreacting
orange and white cat investigating our cat pepper as she sits in a carrier awaiting her vet visit. they both hiss at each other a bit before the orange cat walks away dumbfounded at pepper's audacity to bitch them out