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jaker @jaker.fightins.online Joined Sep '23 by winning, to be Clear 1:53 AM • Aug 6, 2026
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embarrassing plays I've ever seen. there really aren't too many plays that I can think of that would overshadow it as being more embarrassing 3 ... pork, cheese, broccoli... @garlicb... • now → Joined Sep '23 surely nothing from the same game would ever overshadow a player making a mistake like that •.° User with this avatar ju... • @aviju... • now An account with this avatar was just blocked. 已
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Elizabeth Spiers ® @espiers.bsky.social Follow Also just thinking about different Mitch McConnell's legacy would be if he'd voted for impeachment and conviction. Had a chance to have a right side of history last roll of the dice and chickened out 5:52 PM • Jul 10, 2026 • Everybody can reply
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Who's in which conference now? Inbox Until Saturday • to me v 13:53 Unsubscribe LOG IN TO READ THESE STORIES FOR FREE The Athletic Until Saturday COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWSLETTER By Jason Kirk LeBron James is leaving the Lakers, so all we need is for one Akron judge to decide he's allowed to suit up for the Zips. ...
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Dunedin Panthers. Halladay stayed through 2015, serving as pitching coach and later head coach. He did not take this role lightly. Once, a baserunner bowled over Dunedin's catcher at home plate. The league's rules stated this should be an automatic out, but the umpires didn't call it. Halladay was furious. He explained to the crew that they'd made a mistake. One umpire, who didn't recognize the eight-time All-Star, told him that he didn't "know the rules of baseball." This set off Halladay even more. He was ejected. Braden, who wasn't standing far away, overheard a conversation between the officials not long after. "He goes, Hey, dude, you know you just ejected Roy Halladay, right?" Braden recalled. "And the umpire goes, 'Oh my God."
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Other teams have lost more games this season, but none have done it as pathetically or with such disregard for the basic skills necessary for the game as the New York Mets. Losing both games of a double header and giving up 10 runs in each of them is incredible. Letting Dansby Swanson, who has been one of the worst hitters in baseball this season, hit a three-run homer, a grand slam, and a triple over those two games is unfathomable. This helped him raise his batting average above .200; he drove in 11 runs on the day. Six errors in a single game, distributed so evenly and with such awful timing, is miraculous. The Mets are demonstrating pure brilliance in the field of losing.
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the high school I went to had bagpipes and during the fourth quarter of football games we'd (band kid) go down in front of the student section and play this song called Windy (idk if that's true, it's what we called it) and at the end of that song the bass drum player spun real fast in a circle beating the shit out of the bass drum while bagpipes were wailing and that is the image I'd like to convey here ###
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