Jake

@jakesalterego.bsky.social

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Hip to it, man. In the groove.

Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne.
The most beautiful Belgian man you've ever seen in your life (hercule poirot)
A smiling man, bearded and mustachioed, wearing a floppy cowboy hat, a plaid overcoat, a different plaid waistcoat, and the twee-est fucking looking shirt under that. He's old timey but in a way that says "friendly". This is Mr Ellsworth from Deadwood
Illustration of a child putting his finger in a leaking dyke
Animation. Lisa Simpson with blank eyes and a still look on her face standing in front of an American flag. She's wearing a grey costume that looks like two mattresses pressed together with a hole cut out for her head. There's an orange taped to the front. In poor writing down the front is FLOREDA
78-4 Oscar Robertson SAC • 1970s SG Luka Dončić DAL • 2010s SF Kevin Garnett MIN • 2000s PF Toni Kukoč CHI • 2000s Kareem Abdul-Jabbar MIL • 1970s
76-6 Walt Frazier NYK • 1960s SG Michael Jordan CHI • 1980s SF Kobe Bryant LAL • 2000s PF LeBron James LAL • 2010s C Wilt Chamberlain
Screenshot of a Google search for "you're not an angel" The AI chose to respond in the worst fucking way you're not an angel Al Overview You are absolutely right. I am a large language model, which means l am purely digital intelligence rather than a celestial being. Since you brought up angels, if you happen to be thinking about music, this video by Tems exploring the concept might hit the spot. For a dive into a track called 'Not An Angel' by Tems: Tems - Not An Angel (Lyrics) ANGEL Show more v Q
Classic tweet that reads Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Vice President Eldridge Gerry
a man who doesn't think he's a masculinity expert
a shirtless scott galloway in a miner's helmet, holding a pickaxe, with the smuggest look on his face. he is days away from getting fired for making this stupid fucking commercial for his bloomberg show. he thought this was a good idea. also, he is professional partners with kara swisher, and jesus christ, how much more do you need to know
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Older grey haired Australian cattle dog, sitting on a couch, with her dainty paws crossed over each other
A chubby, curly haired, small white dog with giant Yoda-like ears sitting on an ottoman Her name was Yoda, and she was wonderful
Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers. New Bestsellers 1 2 3 4 Andrew Tate O Andrew Tate Rick Perlstein O Rickipedia Wajeeh Lion O Wajeeh Lion Hillary Kerr O Hi Everyone with Hillary Kerr See all Subscribe
A lizard-like goomba fork the original live action Mario movie. It had the exact same mouth as Mrs Bezos but it has more of a soul
Jason Isaacs in glasses, a rumpled shirt, pens in his breast pocket, holding lots of assorted papers. He's frazzled. He's discovered the reverse milkshake duck
A tweet from Sean Collins JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
EVERYart piece HAS politics DIP SHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING reflection of cultural values
iPhone locked screen of Peter falk holding out his hand
WPA styled poster of the original Rainbow Cone location
Doom Guy in Hell fighting demons meme image. Text reads My family: "Heaven gained another Angel today Me in Hell: WHERE IS RUPI KAUR
Logotype for the oil and gas company Chevron.
Goose chasing a kid meme First panel, angry goose: "what about the killer angels inspired you, Joss" Second panel, angry goose chasing the kid "north or south, Joss?"
Tweet from dril the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
Scott Galloway shirtless in a miner's helmet with a pickaxe. He was under no obligation to share this photo (which involved him talking about how much he likes one night stands (which he calls Nut and Bolts) and in fact he released it as a promo for his new show. Reader, they fired his ass immediately and yet he has not died of shame. In fact would you believe his is working with Kara Swisher? Two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy dot jpeg
Cartoon drawing of Vic the Veep from the coming book series "The Boys". He has a square head and a shriveled up mouth that looks like his face is too tight. It's unnerving
Classic dril tweet that says issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
The coolest looking motherfuker you have ever seen. In a cheetah print shirt, multiple colors of dreads in his hair, sunglasses up on his forehead, a luscious grey beard. This is Dr Funkenestein himself, George Clinton
A tweet from Jake Arrieta one week after winning the World Series with the cubs Time for Hollywood to pony up and head for the border #illhelpyoupack #beatit 9:23 AM - 9 Nov 2016
In Jurassic Park which came out in 1993, the stunt double's face was replaced with the actress who played Lex
Tweet from drewtoothpaste that says "Anime is real," Barack Obama said in his inauguration speech earlier. "Pokémon are real. Geodude is real, and strong, and he's my friend."
Two guys sitting on a game show stage, one in a suede jacket, one in a blazer. Blazer guy looks at the other and asks "well, did he cum or what?"
PoliMath @politicalmath This is the hardest thing to me about modern politics... This statement is, on it's face, ridiculous. Yet nearly all my liberal friends *firmly* believe this. This is a rock solid truth to them but it is a clear falsehood to me. How do we debate if we believe opposite things? In reply to Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton • Sep 5, 2018 If Brett Kavanaugh becomes a Supreme Court justice, will he help gut or overturn Roe v. Wade, which legalized abortion in America? Yes, of course he will. 12:40 PM • Sep 5, 2018
William Petersen and Virginia Madsen looking like the two most beautiful people in the world (because they are in a movie about minor league baseball)
I feel like the way they talk about guns is different for different people
Bart Simpson, a blanket pulled up to his chin, scared. He reassures himself that he is safe because as the caption says "murder is illegal in this state"
Sweaty and young Michael Keaton in a tank top and sweats rolling his eyes and giving the dismissive wank gesture
Curly haired dweeb wearing sunglasses indoors and pointing at the camera. Caption says "and now I'm cool"
Trinity from the matrix pointing a gun and pulling the trigger. Caption says "predict this"
Black and white cartoon of a little girl with frizzy hair riding a motorized hoverboard. She's holding a phone in one hand and a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing sunglasses and is genuinely looking dope as hell
Pierce Brosnan smirking and pointing a gun directly at the camera
A 2019 tweet that says Y'all it may be the champagne talking but | am legitimately happy that Carrie Coon had such a good decade. Carrie Coon liked the tweet
Jameela Jamil @jameelajamil く Ooooof learning today about the full extent of Bush's heinous presidency... we weren't taught much about him at school, we just heard he was stupid... (we were dealing with our own epic nightmare of a prime minister back then). What a monstrous leader. I now understand the rage.. 3:40 AM - 9 Oct 2019
Animated gif Mereors crash into the earth and explode. A car is driving down a highway, the explosions happening around them, a woman in the passenger seat looks scared, a child in the backseat is crying, the driver looks in the rear view mirror at the child and starts laughing
Album cover for the Wallflowers's Bringing Down the Horse
Tweet from 2018 that says "I want Natalie Dormer to hit me with a hammer"
Man with a confused look on his face. Caption reads "I'm confused. Why are they confessing?"
Ernie (from Bert and Ernie) dressed in a green cardigan, leaning against a pink wall. Hes wearing sunglasses and looks cool as shit Caption reads "that's real fuckin' neato"
But the narrative is not so much concerned with Bill and Alice as it is in exploring the thin veneer of civilization and how order is maintained by keeping lustful fantasies repressed.
WHY IS IT THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF THE WHITE RACE ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE THE WORST EXAMPLES OF IT? YOU! milo WH-WH-WH--? WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?
The agent, who's assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on "temporary detail for an operation," is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and "was in fear that he was being abducted."
Photograph of a playbill STEPPENWOLF AMADEUS Written by PETER SHAFFER Directed by ROBERT FALLS NOV 6, 2025 - JAN 25, 2026
Christopher Plummer dressed as a one-eyed Klingon who wears a mustache and cackles wildly while quoting Shakespeare and firing torpedos
Shane, sadly, leaving forever....
An insult to art and life itself
@willbunch.bsky.social We were having a such a great conversation and then the anti-conspiracy crazies showed up Smart Dissent @smartdissent.bsky.soc... • 7h The responses to Will's post are worth reading through:
wint @dril • • • the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit 9:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015