James Brady

@james.fail

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editorial coordinator, nfl for sb nation sports - games - bad takes - depression & anxiety - Cherokee - queer - they/them

Dark Souls 3 screenshot. NPC is saying "This place is a cesspool of doddering oldfolk and degenerates."
Dark Souls 3 screen shot of the Shrine Handmaid saying "Knowest thou of that soppy gossip?"
Oblivion Remastered NPC Otumeel: "Okay, okay! I'll tell you! It is so great! I sneak into people's houses, take things off their tables and shelves, and put them into barrels!" He seems quite pleased with himself
a screenshot from Bust a Move 4 for the Dreamcast. The player has a ghost line to show where shots will land because they are a BABY
Tetris Battle Gaiden for the Super Famicom. Box on the left, cart slid out of the right side, with the manual on top
Schiit Valhalla 3 tube amplifier, black with four tubes, next to a JDS Labs OL DAC
"It seemed worth checking whether artificial intelligence could help. I asked the chatbot Claude to perform a stylometric analysis, which uses statistics to analyze the authorship of texts. Claude ran 13 statistical models to compare the memos Saltzburg had shared to the 7,000-page archive of Butler’s lectures, as well as to Mike Gabbard’s extensive writings and speeches. I also asked the chatbot to look at the few examples I could find of Khemaney’s language. Claude said that the spoken remarks in the memos appeared to have been produced by just one person — and that the speaker was much more likely Butler than Khemaney or Mike Gabbard. It noted that “duplistic,” a nonword used instead of “duplicitous,” appeared once in the memos and nine times in Butler’s lecture archive. Other nonstandard words used in both the memos and the lectures, including “judgmentalism,” suggested Butler was the unnamed adviser, according to Claude."
A Steam Controller box and the hardcover set of the complete Calvin & Hobbes
Spider/human hybrid thing from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's saying "Yeaaarrgh! I'm cursed!!"
A Google search for the term "me no way dem ina" The AI overview reads: "You are referring to the song "98 Braves" by country artist Morgan Wallen. The lyric goes "I remmeber sittin' at that house, livin' room couch / Thinkin' no way them boys wouldn't win ..." referring to the highly anticipated but ultimately unsuccessful run of the 1998 Atlanta Braves." citing Spotify and two other "sources"
A manga: Fuyumi Soryo's Mars, the first volume of the 30th Anniversary Edition. Cover.
A screenshot from Kings Field for the PS1. There's three brown snake things and a walking venus fly trap thing, while the player character is in mid-swing. Things aren't going great.
James, wearing colorful shirt and bucket hat. Tabii, being too pretty for James.
Chart of new Steam game releases through the first five months of a year, from the Game Awards. There are about 2300 in 2020 and nearly 10,000 in 2026.
headline: 'It's inhuman': Paige Bueckers speaks out on Caitlin Clark
A picture from Steam Powered Giraffe in Chicago on 5/30. The Spine, two Walter Workers, and G.G. The Giraffe are shown.
The singing automaton band Steam Powered Giraffe playing, up close to the stage. Zero, The Spine, Rabbit, and a Walter Worker are posing
Sea of Stars, Valtraid is saying "Wanna see me slap that bass, pal?"
Screenshot from Ninja Gaiden (NES) showing Ryu Hayabusa and Mr. Smith (I think.), with the latter dying in the former's arms. Ryu is being told "Got to get it back ... there's no choice ... you've got to become the Ninja Dragon..."
Spyro Reignited Trilogy selection screen, with the first game showing 120% completion and the other two showing 0%.
Screenshot from Sea of Stars. Garl is telling Malkomud "Normal doesn't have to be your thing, you know."
Jed the dragon from Spyro: Reignited Trilogy shrugs his shoulders at Spyro. Like a jerk.
how high
Eyeshield 21 volumes 27-30, 32-34, 36-37, and Dr. Slump volumes 13-18, stacked on top in that order
Text from Bad Bunny FCC complaint from the Super Bowl halftime show. The description: The half time show with someone called Bad Bunny was disgusting. He sang only in Spanish and his lyrics were obscene, indecent and profane. I think the NFL and KSL TV5, Salt Lake City, UT, should be FINED for broadcasting such lewdness when millions of people, including young innocent kids were subjected to it. Here is an example of the lyrics. I "bleeped" out some of the words for you: "Yes, so that your (bleep) get wet"; "(bleep) yes, push it in"; "Your (bleep) rubbing my (bleep), push it in". Get the idea? Please stop this blatant disregard for civility in public. Please take this seriously and FINE them. Thank you!
Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show FCC complaint "Vulgar disgusting language used in his songs."
Text from Bad Bunny FCC complaint from the Super Bowl halftime show. The description: The half time show with someone called Bad Bunny was disgusting. He sang only in Spanish and his lyrics were obscene, indecent and profane. I think the NFL and KSL TV5, Salt Lake City, UT, should be FINED for broadcasting such lewdness when millions of people, including young innocent kids were subjected to it. Here is an example of the lyrics. I "bleeped" out some of the words for you: "Yes, so that your (bleep) get wet"; "(bleep) yes, push it in"; "Your (bleep) rubbing my (bleep), push it in". Get the idea? Please stop this blatant disregard for civility in public. Please take this seriously and FINE them. Thank you!
my play time in hades: 705 hours
Hideo Kojima Tweet from 2013: "(Cont) But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds."
Futurama, top panel: Zapp Brannigan: "I suffer from a very sexy learning disability -- what's it called, Kif?" bottom panel: Kif: "Sexlexia.."
dr wily lookin ass
King Piccolo from Dragon Ball. The subtitles read "My first decree is to abolish the police"
tambourine from dragon ball, eyes bugging like crazy after goku whooped his ass
two dudes from dragon ball. they're named terror and plague. i dont know which one is which. they're Australian and pretty mad max.
Hide and Seek by Naono Yoshiko, cover
Kazuo Umezu's Cat-Eyed Boy manga, volumes one and two from Viz. Covers.
dracula man
Sean T. Collins Tweet: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion) Gawrsh
Statues, a Junji Ito story collection.
The Red Ribbon Army song from the Dragon Ball anime, lyrics in video
google search for "best video game where you shit"
kfc listed under "thai stir-fry dishes" and chipotle under "gourmet burgers"
stupid ass melania movie ad
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the SNES box art for Rocky Rodent for the SNES. he's a pretty cool dude
Hifiman HE-400 headphones on a table, next to an amp and DAC, from Schiit and JDS Labs.
Ashita no Joe: Fighting For Tomorrow volume 1.
The "DESTROY THEM ALL!" screen from Donkey Kong Country 2 for the SNES. Diddy and Dixie are stepping on and pulling at the limbs of a Kremling or whatever the alligator dudes are called.
Saints Row 2, player character watching one of his gang members holding a pimp hostage while point a shotgun at another pimp. The two go in circles while the player character kicks a couple other pimps in the junk so as to keep watching. Then everyone dies
It literally says "Japanesey Rider"
One of the final screens in Mega Man 2, when Dr. Wily is a crying little weenie after you beat his big dumb alien thing. Obviously, Bubble Lead is equipped.
Items on an online menu. Steak & Shrimp costs $2,299 while the Milanesa costs $2,099.
A Wikipedia page for "Toddle House." The section is titled "After life" and contains this text: "Many defunct Toddle House locations lived on for decades as other quick service restaurants, such as hot dog stands and other short-order formats.[7] Waffle House pays tribute to its predecessor by using the Toddle House name for its omelets."
cabo wabo anejo
It's a gif from Justified. Creepy ass dude, Quarles, I think, is walking towards the camera. He says "I'm just gonna put a smile on my face, and eat a nice plate of steaming shit. Unsalted."
Baki the Grappler by Keisuke Itagaki. The manga is stacked one through eight from the bottom up. They are the Kodama Tales Perfect Editions.
a stupid person in somebody's replies saying "Frankly, you're all dickheads for not doing anything for a year to resist."
Hikaru no Go volumes 2 and 3, stacked on top of numerous Eyeshield 21 volumes