James Finnie-Ansley

@jamesansley.com

25 Followers 43 Following

I sometimes do programming • they/them • https://jamesansley.com

A business woman looking upset and anguished, holding an open laptop to her face with clenched hands and biting hard on the base of the laptop.
A low fidelity diagram of a GPU labelled "GPU with AI inside". Attached to the GPU is a box with the Velveeta logo on it with a push-down pump and nozzle coming out the top.
A photo of two dogs, one is standing up looking happy, the other is lying on the ground somehow looking comically wafer thin ­– as if no more than a sheet of paper placed on top of the grass. The standing up dog is labelled "status.codeberg.org" the flat dog is labelled "codeberg.org"
An edited photo of a cat who looks more like some little beastly ghoulie screaming with tears and anguish in its eyes
A product listing for "clean laundry capsules tropical 30pack". The product photo is of a bag with a large letter "C" logo that looks similar to the C programming language logo
A two panel image. First panel: René Magritte's "The Treachery of Images" painting. The second panel: The pipe is duplicated with the caption: "Maintenant il n'y en a pas un autre. Il n'y en a pas deux Ceux ne sont pas deux ____" with an underlining where the last word should be indicating it should be filled in
A five panel comic. Panel 1: Sally and Anne are standing next to a basket and a box with the text "Sally has a basket." and "Anne has a box." Panel 2: Sally is putting a marble into her basket. Anne is sitting next to her box Panel 3: Sally is going away for a walk Panel 4: Anne takes Sally's basket and leaves Panel 5: Sally has come back and wants to play with her marble. Only Anne's box is left and Sally's basket is gone. A caption reads "Where will sally look for her marble?"
A line drawing of a fish with the caption "This is a fish". Below are two copies of the same fish drawing with the caption "Now there is another one. There are two of them. There are two ___" with an underlining representing that the last word is missing and should be filled in.
a three panel comic of Simpson's characters. Panel 1: Moe throws Barny out of the door of his bar. Panel 2: Moe brushes off his hands. Panel 3: Barny reappears inside the bar behind moe
Maria Ewing in Strauss' "Salome" saying "By why do you not look at me, lokanaan?"
A screenshot of the GNOME system properties in the top bar. In the centre is the Accessibility Settings Icon, which is depicted as a person with outstretched arms
A tweet from James Ansley on 29/03/2023 reading: The year is 2024. Law enforcement has shown up at my door with a warrant for my arrest. Copilot's new "accountability model" has listed a joke tumblr post I made about a horse in 2019 as a primary source for someone else's buggy software completion that ended up killing thousands
Squidward looking depressed with the text "Python Users" edited on top of him staring out a window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun labelled "Me using R with Tidyverse"
A riff on "The Shield of the Trinity" with BEAM, OTP, and MIX forming the corners of a triangle connected with three edges labelled "Is Not", and "Elixir" as a node in the centre connected to the triangle corners with three edges labelled "Is"
A screenshot of a terminal showing a cowsay ASCII kitten with a speech bubble saying "GIVE UP!!!!". Below is the terminal prompt showing the project working directory as "~/Documents/Projects/deenie"
Some beautiful green and white hand-woven fabric folded on a bed
Tatiana Troyanos as a nun in Penderecki's "The Devils of Loudun" singing with the caption: "I will find a way somehow to you."
The SpongeBob “Is mayonnaise an instrument” meme with top text: “Is GitHub” bottom text: “a social media”
Top text: most people rejected his message. Jesus is drawn speaking to a crowd: JavaScript is the best programming language. A member of the crowd shouts back: shut up! Bottom text: They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Caption: Gal. 4:16
We're sorry, but these items were out of stock: Woolworths baguette rustic each