james folta

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A truck that says neigh on the side, a phrase you only really hear from horses these days, though certain cosplayers and deviants can be heard saying it too
Some bullshit focus on the family CDs or DVDs. Hard to tell what it really is, and I didn’t look too closely. This is a really rough way to find out that somebody lives in your building is a Christian nationalist
Joke from army man: Why I Love America Why do I love America? Well, maybe "Love" is a little strong... I mean, I think it's a good coun-try. Definitely. But a Lot of that is 'cause I was born here, and haven't seen that many other countries. Canada and Mexico, that's about it. I hear Sweden is really great. Man, I'd move there in a second. Just don't have the bucks.
those guys who climbed the empire state building to put up a flag about love or whatever but now it's a good flag: a buff garfield looking very good
A whole bunch of nonsense from the computer
The Minion Ice Cave is a location in the film Minions. The location was where the Minions shelter between 1812 to 1968.
The Knicks’ Brunson saying “"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it” like gramsci’s pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will line
Jaywalking is a New Yorker’s birthright, a minor but indispensable sign of his or her independence and self-sufficiency. New Yorkers can cross anywhere at any time if they need to, and if they get themselves creamed, they accept that it will be their own damn fault. It is their city, after all, not one lent to them on a merit basis by cops or bureaucrats.
A LinkedIn email saying I may be a fit for the Washington posts opinions editor role, implying that the algorithm thinks I may be a chud with bad politics and a desire to lick boots
an erotic milk frother?! what the HECK!?
My face four quadrants a different face in each all on light blue
Some kind of weird digital image of I think da Vinci or Galelleilo or some other renaissance guy looking at a wooden bridge with a weight on it. The word “GENIIUS!” is above it all. Go figure!
The Simpsons gag about the clown being dead but this one is about liking to vote for Zohran
A burned CD with a printout of the ren and stimpy title card on it
In the same movie, Ethan hawke replies “that’s okay I’ll catch the next one”
Julie Delphys famous last line from before sunset but now it’s “baby you are gonna miss that train”
Me doing a lowering the shades, horny leering guy thing at the camera, if I’m being honest it looks pretty cool and a lot of people are messaging me to say that it looks cool, and I can show you the messages in one second, but my phone is running out of juice so remind me later to show you
Ben Franklin saying “nyc spring, if you can keep it” which was his viral warning
a slide that says "mannerism"
james, me, giving a powerpoint about architecture and the slide says "columns? more like col-yum yums, i can't get enough of these guys"
The sign for Zeno nail bar which is in park slope near the Y where I go and every time I walk past it I think, there’s a joke here. Reader, you be the judge
A fly swatter that has “love” and butterflies on it
A candy heart that says “I’m hiding under ur bed James” that’s not good uh oh
A hawk that I got close to and I tell it that I love it because it’s true I do love it
flow chart that says Are you making good choices with your life? Did Bruce Springsteen release a song about hating you? Yes No You're at least doing something right Fix your heart, fix your life
The Top 100 Most Frequently Used Words I Published or Produced in 2025, in a chart