James King

@jamesk.ing

71 Followers 105 Following

The reason that you "git blame"

A screenshot of my gmail filtered by "recruiters" with a total of over 1000
Screenshot of eBay showing a UI element inviting the buyer to "Contact seller"
Screenshot showing my follower count at 69 with a hand written "Nice" across the image because I have the maturity of a 12 year old
An AI prompt of "Give me a printout of Oyster smiling" with Gemini replying with a photo of Oyster smiling, surprisingly
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #66,122, James King ‪@jamesk.ing‬, joined on May 8, 2023"
Mirror Universe Spock giving the salute
Mirepoix - chopped onion, carrot, and celery
George Constanza striking a devastatingly sexy pose