James Kalyn

@jameskalyn.com

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Not the musician. Not representing my employer. Likes: cranberries. Dislikes: Work Safe Bob. he/him

an incoming text from someone who enjoys inferior cheez-flavoured snack treats reads “(Doesn’t know how to fuck with fonts but this is supposed to be really tiny) yay” and then someone with better snack opinions and knowledge of how to fuck with fonts replies with a tiny “yay”
A New York Times MIDI crossword time of 52 seconds
My four most recently watched movies, all documentaries: Lorne, Being Eddie, Who Killed the Montreal Expos?, and Marty: Life is Short
A screenshot of me greatly improving my BlueSky experience by muting the phrase “Freedom 250” and, by extension, all the funny jokes about how fake bands have dropped out from it
Dr. Luther being scary. Toni Storm’s butler has a past
My four most recently watched movies: Speed Racer (in IMAX, suck it Jeff), The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, First to the Moon: The Journey of Apollo 8, and Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie.
My four most recently-watched movies: Safety Last!, Clue, Devo, and For Your Consideration.
A sleeping (?) black cat on a lap
My 4 most recently watched movies, all documentaries. Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man; John Candy: I Like Me; I’m Chevy Chase and You’re Not; Cover-Up
My four most recently watched movies: Total Recall (2012), Total Recall (1990), The Running Man (2025), The Running Man (1987)
Sam Altman says the prototype Al 'thing' he's making with Jony Ive gives the 'vibe' of 'sitting in the most beautiful cabin by a lake in the mountains' and I'm left wondering if he's ever listened to the noises coming out of the hole under his nose News By Jeremy Laird published 2 days ago
Fully Completely by the Tragically Hip
My 4 most recently watched movies: The Running Man (the Schwarzenegger one), A House of Dynamite, Bugonia, and Airplane 2: The Sequel
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure
My four most recently watched movies: Downey Wrote That, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, Miami Connection, and K-Pop Demon Hunters
Hangman Page says “Newsflash, dumbass: leaves IS plants”
My four most recently watched movies: The Long Walk, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Honey Don’t!, and Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Weird Al in Jedi robes singing The Saga Begins in Regina, Saskatchewan
John Cena announcing to a crowd of wrestling fans that Osama Bin Laden has been compromised to a permanent end
My four most recently watched movies: The Naked Gun (the new one), Tammy and the T-Rex, Happy Gilmore, and The Day the Earth Blew Up: a Looney Tunes Movie
Jon Moxley saying to Wheeler Yuta (via one of those deals where you quote-tweet using an image with a speech bubble) “I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War”
Stephanie McMahon smiling as only Stephanie McMahon can
My 4 most recently watched movies: 28 Years Later, The Luckiest Man in America, Orion and the Dark. And Titan: The OceanGate Submersible Disaster
My 4 most recently watched movies: Lipstick & Dynamite, Piss & Vinegar: The First Ladies of Wrestling; GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling; Implosion: The Titan Sub Disaster; and Sinners
My 4 most recently watched movies: Pee-Wee as Himself, Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey, Tread, and The Sexiest Man in Winnipeg.
A screenshot of the Wrestling Observer site absolutely fucking plastered with ads and a video about Swerve Strickland attacking Bryan Danielson which happened like six months ago
Don, played here by Robert Goulet, accepts what he’s been told and prepares to climb into the treehouse casino.
My 4 most recently watched movies: Threads, The Day After, When the Wind Blows, and Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
A screenshot from Plex showing “today’s live tv for you.” It’s the Abu Dhabi Grand Slam Rio 2018, whatever that is. One guy is squatting over another guy’s face. They’re both wearing gis or some sort of martial arts gear. I do not know what is happening.
Playboy Buddy Rose, dukes up, wearing a T-shirt that reads “I worked hard for this body”
The Sparks Brothers, Class Action Park, Hop, and The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat.
Al Overview Bob Holly, known in professional wrestling as "Hardcore Holly," is best known for his association with the "Plantation Boys" gimmick, a stable of wrestlers who portrayed Southern, country-loving characters, often in a comedic way. Here's a more detailed look: Hardcore Holly's Gimmick: Bob Holly's character, Hardcore Holly, was initially a "hardcore" wrestler known for his tough, no-holds-barred style. The Plantation Boys: As part of a larger storyline, Hardcore Holly became a part of the "Plantation Boys" stable, which also included wrestlers like The Southern Boys (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg). Southern Stereotypes: The Plantation Boys gimmick played on Southern stereotypes, with the wrestlers often wearing overalls, cowboy hats, and engaging in country-themed antics. Comedic Angle: The Plantation Boys were often portrayed in a comedic light, with their wrestling matches and storylines often featuring slapstick and lighthearted moments. Other Wrestlers: While the Plantation Boys were a stable, other wrestlers were also associated with the gimmick, including The Southern Boys (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg).
Two WWE cookbooks: Can You Take The Heat and JR’s Cookbook
Covers of my 4 most recently watched movies: Top Secret!, Little Shop of Horrors, Aap ka Suroor: The Moviee: The Real Luv Story, and Mickey 17
A black cat with green eyes sitting on an orange blanket
A black cat laying on an orange blanket on a lap.
A screenshot reading “ Appeal "Sexually Suggestive" label. This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app.” And my reply: “There is nothing sexually suggestive in this gif, it's a scene from a movie where someone is crawling and then looks at empty boots. I mean I get maybe you're into that but I think that's a niche enough interest that it can probably be posted uncensored”
A warning placed on the previous post, a gif of Val Kilmer crawling. It reads “Labels on your content: You may appeal these labels if you feel they were placed in error. Sexually Suggestive. Does not include nudity. Source: @moderation.bsky.app” and there’s an appeal button
Paul Orndorff clotheslining and piledriving Hulk Hogan
“Alex Goldman Enchilada” in the style of the Ninja Turtles logo. Sing it like the theme song. Over and over.
Screenshot of my Pokemon Go account number thing - 2220 4887 1678 - and the corresponding QR code.
Orange Cassidy from a distance in front of his intro graphic reading “Does anyone even look at any of this?” The background is mostly black apart from the lit-up entrance tunnels and a cartoon Orange Cassidy head on the smaller screen.
A zoomed-in picture of the back of my head in the crowd at an AEW show.
A screenshot showing I got the platinum medal for catching 1000 tiny Rattatas in Pokémon Go.
A screenshot from the New York Times Spelling Bee game showing that “pinfall” isn’t a playable word
Me reporting this post for harassment
A single person silhouetted against a star-filled night sky. The text reads “You’re stupid”
My “For You” results, which read: For You finds relevant posts from your communities. Your top 3: 1. wrestling enthusiasts and supporters 2. Heathcliff comic enthusiasts 3. pro wrestling enthusiasts
Two-litre bottles of Safeway Refreshe brand “Dr. Dynamite” aka Fake Dr. Pepper
An itty bitty tortoise shell kitten caught mid-meow so she’s showing off her fangs
A black cat on the exam table at the vet’s office. He doesn’t want to be there and it shows.
Charlie Brown saying “I’m prejudiced!!”
Post from Reddit explaining that the Nokia N-Gage design was based on Goatse.
Special thanks to Dunk Pissman, as seen in the credits of the 30 For 30 on American Gladiators
Carl, a black cat, laying on the floor where he belongs.