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@jamessocol.com

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forever trying to escape my own light cone. he/him

Screenshot of an iMessage conversation with timestamps. Gray: “Spain has also completed more than twice the passes of Argentina” 5:38pm Gray: “No matter who wins this could end in a fist fight” 5:38pm Blue: “Given they must have held at last twice as much possession this make sense…” 5:38pm
NYPD officer at the back of car 5065 holding an assault rifle. Finger off the trigger.
BlueSky’s 10-million use celebration image, declaring I was user 46,112
Screenshot of text on AccuWeather reading: "Want next-level safety, ad-free? Unlock advanced, hyperlocal severe weather alerts when you subscribe to Premium+ on the AccuWeather app. AccuWeather Alerts are prompted by our expert meteorologists who monitor and analyze dangerous weather risks 24/7 to keep you and your family safer."
still of the Fhloston Paradise (Fifth Element) in orbit
Screenshot of an email subject. Sender: The New York Times. Subject: Breaking News: Nikki Haley is expected to drop out of the presidential race
The American box art for Harvest Moon for SNES, featuring a bunch of cartoon farm animals bursting out from inside a badly 3d-rendered horseshoe in front of what seems to be a stock photo of a barn.
A screenshot of Ralph Wiggum saying “me fail English? That’s unpossible “
A photo of minis in a line. A goblin with sword and shield in the foreground; then a bugbear with a mace; then a troll scowling and reaching foreword; and finally a hill giant raising a huge club. Some other minis and paints are in the background
a screenshot of the linked article, with the headline "The Tragic Decline of Free News" visible underneath a paywall
A picture of a bowl of yours and granola and an iced oat latte, as if I were some kind of health girlie but I’m just cosplaying having my life together. I ate a whole box of Mac and cheese for dinner last night
Looking up at a dude. Kinda mid tbh. Has a light beard
“Our blood & sweat deserve pay”
a screenshot from a namecheap dashboard recommending that i register "clownfuck.online," which i have now done
Eric Adams tweeting “Nurses are the hands, hearts, and soul of our healthcare system,” plus some more vacuous shit that doesn’t address any of the actual grievances
a hand
Lucsly and Dulmur, agents from the Department of Temporal Investigations, from the Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episode Trials and Tribble-ations