Jamie MacIsaac

@jamie.macisa.ac

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Does things to imaginary computers for money. Likes beer, greyhounds (as pets), aikido and Warhammer. A bit left-y and a bit skinny. Old.

Image of a man shielding his eyes from the sun with his hand whilst wearing a skipped cap backwards. A pair of sunglasses are resting in the cap.
Irn Bru soft drinks can, with the white text running vertically against a blue coloured upper case I on an orange background.
Still from Shaun of the Dead where a man picks up a pigeon and lifts it to his mouth as if to eat it. We don’t see what happens next as traffic blocks our view for a few seconds.
Cover of 2000AD Prog (issue 485) featuring Metalzoic exclaiming "I operated on my own brain!". For more on Metalzoic see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalzoic
Ealry Meme with the text "WHO'S AWESOME?" and the reply "You're awesome!" and a small puppy winking and pointing it's right paw at the viewer.
Close up of a sugar-faced black greyhound smiles in a café after finishing a sausage and some treats. A canter along the sands features in his bear future!
Close up of a sugar-faced black greyhound smiles in a café after finishing a sausage and some treats. A canter along the sands features in his bear future!
Old black Greyhound lying on the couch with his tail curled around him next to a yarn bowl.
Pre-slottabase Citadel halfling mini holding a short sword and shield, wearing armour that looks like it came from somebody's kitchen. Image from https://miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=C11_Halflings_%28Citadel%29
Fifteen(!) plastic Chaos Warriors with metallic green armour and large black shields with the eight pointed star in gold. There's also a magnetised Standard Bearer now, alongside Exalted Sorcerer (AoS Chaos Sorcerer Lord) and Exalted Champion (Urkhan the Dark Warden).
Warhammer 40,000 Dark Disciple mini kitbashed to look like a Thousand Sons Infernal Master. Has lots of bright flame detail, colourful swishes and a yellow Brimstone Horror in the foreground.
A metal chaos warrior model from the Realms of Chaos release in 1988. Standing on a square base decorated in green flock, this predominantly pink model has a sword with some distinctly sub-par multicoloured blending and a plastic shield painted with the mark of Slaanesh. A blue topknot protrudes from the helmet. It's probably too much colour until you remember it's from the 1980s.
GW advertising image of Caanok Var. He's an Iron Hands space marine in black terminator armour holding a StormBolter in one hand and a power maul in the other with what looks like (if you squint the right way and believe hard enough) a toddler sized seat attached occupied by Maggie Simpson.
Close up shot of a mostly-painted Primaris techmarine in metallic red armour. The chapter badge of the Guardians of the Covenant - two crossed white swords on a field if black - is displayed prominently on his right knee.
Close up screenshot of an email client showing a message from BBC Shows and Tours suggesting I "Join Mrs Brown's Boys as they record their festive specials". Three consecutive hours of waterboarding is not offered as a humane alternative.
Poster for the Bay Area Deathfest 2 metal festival. All the band logos present are white on black, scratchy and mostly illegible with the exception of Party Cannon's colourful bubble writing.
Forced perspective shot of a wonderful former racing greyhound resting his adorable snoot on my arm. Moment after this was taken the family in the background approached us and asked if greyhounds make good pets (spolier: they make AWESOME pets).
Panel from Nemesis the Warlock in 2000AD, featuring the Arch Bigot condemning people with freckles as the new deviants
Close up image of one of the saddest looking porgs ever (Porgs are the puffins from one of the more recent Star Wars sequels that were photoshopped into looking like big-eyed alien creatures)
Four plastic Chaos Warriors with metallic green armour and large black shields with the eight pointed star in gold.
Screenshot of the opening page of a Dungeons and Dragons adventure printed in White Dwarf 24. The page contains images of other pages at an unconventional angle, paragraphs have intricate illuminated first letters and the typeface is quite small.
A photograph of a 1980s Citadel Chaos Warrior blister pack containing the models Cedric Hammerhand and Dread Indy Babylon. The pack features the word CHAOS in red using a familiar Warhammer typeface against a field of skulls, with Chaos Warrior Mighty Zog Arkwright below.
Cropped White Dwarf advert showing oldhammer Slaanesh Chaos Warriors painted in predominantly pastel pigments.
A black greyhound turning a distinguished grey wears a santa hat as he looks at the camera. A colourful cuddlepillar - almost mandatory in indoor greyhound photos - can be seen in the background.
Still image from a 1970s UK public infromation film about door chains. A woman stands in front of a door with the chain not in use. She has red hair and bears a certain resemblance to the Lois Griffin character from Family Guy.
Front view if a Tzaangor (hybrid goat-bird mutant) on a flying disc with eight tusks - try to imagine a thick slice of watermelon that's been nibbled on by a werewolf. The Tzaangor is wearing a leopard skin skirt-thing and has a luxurious parrot feather headdress (or perhaps it's just a sleepy macaw). In the mutant's hands are a staff and a sacrificial dagger; In it's heart is an unquenchable longing for knowledge (mostly of what your insides look like).
Cartoon of a wizard replete with tall pointy hat and robes standing with his back to a small anthropomorphised lemon. The lemon looks bemusedly from the confines of the summoning circle he inhabits while the wizard studies a scroll entitled with "How To summon a demon" written in a cursive script. The first letter of demon is presumably not a D, however. The image has jimbentonGOcomics.com in the lower right hand corner.
Young actor Oliver Robins looks up at the gnarled tree that snatched him from his bedroom him in a scene from the 1982 horror film 'Poltergeist'
Image showing that jmi was user 771,424 - a number vastly superior to 806,702.
Photograph of a red chicken crossing a quiet suburban road. Light from the early morning sun is reflected in wet patches on the tarmac, with grass and bushes from a garden being visible in the background.
surprised pikachu
Alice Cooper
Warhammer 40,000 Dark Disciple mini kitbashed to look like a Thousand Sons Infernal Master. Has lots of bright flame detail, colourful swishes and a yellow Brimstone Horror in the foreground.
View from the bar of Murrayfield, the Scottish National Rugby Stadium. The stadium is empty, the pitch is bathed in the sunlight of a late summer evening
Screenshot of the Blitz computer games on the VIC-20. Player controls a biplane that's gradually losing height and needs to drop sufficient bombs in the right place to clear a safe landing path.