Jamie Schembri

@jamie.schembri.me

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿/🇲🇹 Software guy (mostly Ruby). 🇳🇱 Immigrant. 👾 he/him. I try to be good.

Screenshot of twinkl web app, with a new post "just setting up my twinkl"
Short-haired black and white border collie named Kimchi.
Screenshot of my result in the linked test. Result is “The Skeptic”
A screenshot of mutant Tweetie from the classic Looney Toons episode, "Hyde and Go Tweet".
Screenshot of a chat interaction. 🎲 You rolled a 9 — The fates stir. 👊 LOW-GRADE FIND! You found: a suspicious mushroom 🍄 ⚔️ Strength: +1 You are currently a Man of Laketown ⚔️ with Elven Rope of Hithlain 🧵 ⚔️ Strength: +20 Reply STAY to remain a Man of Laketown ⚔️ with Elven Rope of Hithlain 🧵, or SWAP to become a Man of Laketown ⚔️ with a suspicious mushroom 🍄 [SWAP] You swap your gear. You are now a Man of Laketown ⚔️ with a suspicious mushroom 🍄
A picture of two mushrooms with very thin, rather long stalks and thin, roundish conicalish caps. They stand in a meadow with dew on the cut grass. In the distance are trees, a house, some agility equipment, and greenhouses.
Twitter screenshot of a post with video from "Uncle Bob Martin". Text says "Morning bathrobe rant: vibe coding." The frame of the video shows Robert Martin, with disheveled hair and smug/angry expression, holding a coffee mug with "LEFTIST TEARS" written on it. He is wearing a bath robe, with a small part of his upper chest visible. The video is 3:55 long.
A tiny frog, looking a little grumpy, perched on a human wrist.
A large, fluffy moth. Wings drawn back. On a white surface with sawdust everywhere.
A tiny common toad, perched upon a finger.
Nintendo Family Computer box, AKA the Famicom
Another screenshot from the same process, next page. "Order controleren en bevestigen". A huge, red warning sign with an exclamation mark is on the left side. Text: "On this page you can review your order, and when everything is to your liking, you can finalize the order. At the bottom of the page you can press the confirmation button to actually place the order."
Screenshot of a checkout item with the title "Gegevens opslaan" (save details). There are two buttons at the bottom. Both have the same arrow-right icon on the left side of them. The button on the left side says "Opslaan en verdergaan" (save and continue). The button on the right says "Annuleren en teruggaan" (cancel and go back).
A black tri Australian Shepherd, blank expression. Two hands are propping her lips up to make her look sillier than she already does.
Picture of a screen with dicey dungeons playing. It says “you have a game already in progress. Continue?” Below that, the game name is “The inevitability of rust”
A picture of a dog, probably a golden retriever, looking up at the photographer sweetly.
Menu with a 15 euro item entitled Colazione Vegana. English translation: VEGAN BREAKFAST € 15.00 Avocado toast, scrambled eggs, feta, pomo-doro beans, mushrooms, chickpea hummus, roasted potatoes
Screenshot of an app stating that walking 1.3km will take 1 minute
Hi Jamie, I hope this message finds you well! I'm <redacted>. We came across your project VibeWatch and would love to invite you to showcase it on our platform. To make the process seamless, we have created a temporary preview page for you. You can access it using the link below. Rest assured, we do not publicly share this page anywhere. Here is what we have highlighted about VibeWatch: **Preview page link:** https <redacted> project/vibewatch-macos-app **Tagline:** *Track vibe coding posts in a seamless MacOS menu bar app.* **Pitch:** *VibeWatch is a MacOS menu bar application that monitors BlueSky for posts related to vibe coding. It offers an intuitive interface for developers and users alike to engage with content from the community, inspired by creators like Sam Rose. Enhance productivity by keeping track of relevant discussions without clutter.* We would love to have VibeWatch in our growing collection of exceptional projects, and I believe we could help amplify its visibility and reach. **Your project, your control** You have full control over your project's presence on <redacted>. If you prefer not to have VibeWatch on <redacted> simply reply 'Delete' to this email and we'll remove the preview page immediately. If we do not hear from you within 30 days, we will permanently delete the preview page. The preview page
A zoomed in portion of the above picture, where the chocolate rabbit's ear has teeth marks.
Picture of a garden glove, with a smooshed moth pupa inside. The pupa is leaking some white liquid.
A moor frog
App screenshot. Title is “Don’t miss out.” Picture below title is of a handsome, greying stock model sitting down and calmly smiling at his phone. At the top-right of the photo is a line art warning sign. Text below tells the user about them being automatically logged out for security reasons.
One UK and two European sockets side-by-side, under the same face plate.
Screenshot of booking.com customer service chat, where they request plenty of information. My response is simply "Hi,"
A bottle of Daddies sauce.
Picture of a young puppy border collie with its paws gripping a stick. On a lawn with a blue sky background and bushes.
I know some of these words
Issue with autocomplete for `test.localhost:4000/p` suggesting search as top result even though multiple history entries, including the exact match, exist below.
Screenshot of Shellflow, showing both Claude, the terminal drawer, and both sidebars.
But that's what it is
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Screenshot of shellflow's diff editor, using the Dracula theme.
Man in nazi uniform asks his nazi friend, "Are we the baddies?" A sketch from Mithcell and Webb.
Screenshot of the OMB command palette
Screenshot of OMB showing random port feature, with a server running on 13307 and emitting several clickable URLs.
Screenshot of merge conflict and resolve with AI button in OMB.
Screenshot of the OMB task runner.
A screenshot of One Man Band, showing the task running feature.
Screenshot saying the system has run out of memory, with iTerm2 using over 79GB.
Photo of a border collie sitting down.
Terminal screenshot showing attempt to notarise several editions of One Man Band, starting with 11:36 on 2026-01-20.
Screenshot of One Man Band. It has two sidebars and a terminal open.
A border collie nonchalantly lying on a MacBook screen showing a screenshot of Blue Prince.
Crop of a photograph from the Epstein files. The crop shows a portrait of an abstract, yellow-skinned man that somewhat resembles Donald Trump.
A screenshot from downdetector.com/status/cloudflare, showing a 500 Internal Server Error with the note "cloudflare".
Kadavar bassist on stage under red light.
Screenshot from Ponyo, with a goldfish pictured. But the goldfish has a human-like face and is wearing what seems to be a red dress.
Gif of a baby pushing shapes into holes, trying every one and settling on the incorrect hole.
Screenshot of Vivaldi site permissions, with an arrow pointing to a dropdown with "Block" selected, next to "Third-Party Sign-in".
Alt text: A signup form titled “Complete your Profile” with fields for First Name, Last Name, Choose a username, and Email. The First Name field shows “Jamie,” the Last Name field shows “Schembri,” and the username and email fields are filled. A red error message at the bottom reads, “Lastname entered is invalid.”
Alt text: A dark pop-up window prompts “Sign in to nypost.com with google.com.” It shows a blurred profile avatar at the top left, an X close button at the top right, and a large blue button labeled “Continue [with Google]” in the center. Below, small text says Google will share your name, email address, and profile picture with the site, with links to the site’s privacy policy and Terms of Service. The website behind is partially visible.
A Bluesky post shows a retweet by Jim Remsik of Sherri Johnson. Sherri’s caption reads, “It feels so good to be back!! 🤗😊💗”. Embedded is a post from “SexTech n’ Chill” promoting a show. The preview image is a YouTube thumbnail: two hosts sit side‑by‑side in a studio with blue neon lighting. On the left, a woman with long brown hair and tattoos holds her hand to her mouth, showing white nails; she wears a black top. On the right, a man with glasses, a short mohawk, and a goatee smiles, wearing a black “SexTech n’ Chill” shirt and chain necklace. A large play button sits over the center. A banner across the bottom of the thumbnail reads, “DIRTY TALK – HOW HE REALLY FEELS.” Below it, the video title says, “Dirty Talk & Good Girls — How He Really Feels,” credited to SexTech n’ Chill. Icons under the post show 1 like and 1 repost.
Screenshot of the linked article text. There are hardly any line breaks.
A GIF of a sticker floating around like the old DVD screensaver. It says, "Works on my machine."
A picture of Chocobo and Moogle as rendered in-game in Final Fantasy 7.
An edited XKCD meme, originally about compiling, now edited for US-EAST being down. “The #1 programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off: ‘US‑EAST is down.’” Two stick-figure programmers are spinning on office chairs and clinking soda bottles. A manager yells, “Hey! Get back to work!” One replies, “Everything is broken.” The manager responds, “Oh. Carry on.”
Gif of the Black Knight scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which the Black Knight says "It's just a flesh wound."