Jamie Drew

@jamiedrew.bsky.social

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Cass from Fallout New Vegas, relaying the story of Long Dick Johnson. "Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
“We’ve been having fun,” [Ari] Gibson said. “This whole thing is just a vehicle for our creativity anyway. It’s nice to make fun things.”
QUESTION: Didn't you make a film for NASA, or am I remembering that wrong? ANSWER: No; I submitted a short collage documentary to the Houston Cinema Arts Festival in 2017 that was awarded a prize sponsored by NASA, who decided to screen it for the astronauts on the International Space Station. Apparently one of them cried. Since then, it's had a weird life of its own at film festivals I invariably can't attend. I put it together in a month from NASA's archives so I could learn a new editing software, and it's one of the best things I've ever made. That's just how it goes sometimes. QUESTION: Did somebody really ask that last question? ANSWER: No. I just try to work it into every conversation. Richard Linklater was the judge, too.
More FAQs: QUESTION: Is Caroline O'Donoghue nice in real life? ANSWER: It's weird that you never ask me this about a man. Caroline is an intelligent, funny, and kind-hearted person who deserves all the success in the world, but I wouldn't describe her as "nice." "Nice" is nonconfrontational; "nice" keeps the status quo exactly where it is; "nice" gets us nowhere. We wouldn't be friends if either of us was "nice." QUESTION: Great boobs, though. ANSWER: That's not a question, but I'll be sure to pass it along. QUESTION: And she's fine with you putting this on your professional website? ANSWER: She insisted I put this on my professional website.
Questions I Get Asked a Lot, and Their Respective Answers QUESTION: Are you expensive? ANSWER: Yeah, kinda. QUESTION: Do you shoot weddings? ANSWER: Not really; I shoot the odd wedding for friends and acquaintances and couples who really want a specific "back room punk show in the 1970s" kind of vibe. I can send you to somebody I'd trust with my wedding. I'd link them here but with the industry being what it is (bad) I don't know if those photographers will have retrained as pilates instructors by the time you read this. Email me. I'm not going to charge you a finder's fee or anything. QUESTION: How have you integrated AI into your workflow? ANSWER: I haven't. Never ask me this again.
A screenshot of the commissions page for my new website that I spent ages on. "Yes," it says. "You CAN hire me!" The following paragraph reads: "I promise I've heard a stranger idea than yours. One time someone wanted to hire me for an engagement shoot in a boxing ring, where the wife-to-be and the groom's ex-girlfriend would beat the living dog shit out of each other in a pair of themed costumes while the groom referreed. Now, look, I know what you're thinking: it sounds like these two women were great friends, and this sounds like a fun idea for a photoshoot. Something to commemorate the unconventional relationship between these three people. It turned out that they didn't even know each other. It felt like I was being hired as an accessory to something. If anybody asks about it, I didn't tell you this story. If the cops come to your door you keep your mouth shut, you hear me? Don't talk to the fucking cops. This isn't even about me any more. This is just advice." They can't come into your place without a warrant. If they don't have a good reason, tell 'em to kick rocks.
A screenshot of Jamie's brand new homepage, with his name and a couple of links. God, he hopes it's clear that you need to click on his name to look at the pictures. He tried a subtitle but it threw off the balance of the whole thing.
George Osborne writes for the Financial Times: "Britain missed the first crypto wave. We can't miss the second." Subhead: "If we were the world's only financial centre we could take our time to evaluate stablecoins — but we are not." Then there's an option to add this story to something called "myFT," because that's how journalism works now.
Tumblr ad for "OnTheMarket" featuring a caravan and a houseboat, both for sale in London. They don't even list the prices. Dang.
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