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julia stiles from the 1999 hit movie “10 things I hate about you” writing weekly reviews of regular stuff at: buttondown.email/enthusiasms

look how they massacred my boy (a photo of the twin donuts in Allston, ma being turned into a blank st coffee)
WOKE transit vs PATRIOT transit giant pickup vs bikes Beneath pickup: Needs license/registration so the government can track you Government regularly inspects it to legally drive Legally forces you to pay Insurance so they can pay for other people's accidents Fuel needs big government subsidies to stay under $5/gallon Government can revoke privilege to drive anytime Beneath bike: Not required to register No inspection requirement Bike insurance optional. Not required No need for government subsidies Biking privilege cannot be revoked
typo in the NYT spelling "worcester" phonetically
a screenshot of three articles by this author, the oldest of which is "turns out it's pretty good: aging" followed by two nostalgia pieces of 2001-era going out tops and smoking cigarettes again ........... okay girl
a framed print of many gumbys waving
a screengrab of an email advertising Amazon Health: Get care for 30+ conditions for $0 with Prime - Be the first to try out new AI health agent (OR billionaires pay your taxes and give people real health care for free bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
a conversation between nadja spiegelman and aminatou sow on becoming language police, where spiegelman complains about a (likely) young person at the grocery store who said "cados" for "avocados" and sow describes literally molly baz and only molly baz and they confuse those two things for a broader cultural trend which much be condemned
a crowd at the no kings protest in Watertown Square
email response from BU president Melissa Gilliam stating “Boston University provides many places on campus for community members to share their individual expressions … The University is not signaling out specific communities with this policy” [INDISTINCT SLURPING, BOOT LICKING NOISES]
a handful of sour patch kids with one huge glob of just the sour stuff
screengrab from last of us showing 10 miles west of boston looking like the PNW
sad bus guy happy bus guy meme where the sad guy says “I’m gonna practice my banjo” and the happy guy says “I’m gonna practice my ukulele”
Dave Matthews apology form to apologize to Dave Matthews for your misguided dislike of Dave Matthews
protest against ICE in downtown Boston in front of park st church
winona at the end of heathers looking ratty af with a cigarette in her mouth
screen cap of the scene from airplane with the recurring gag about quitting drugs edited to say “looks like I picked the right day to accidentally take my zoloft twice”
michael caine in muppet christmas carol looking out the window when he realizes he hasn’t missed christmas
frodo in the fires of mordor after sam stops having norovirus (i think that's what happens)
pierce brosnan holding a martini in the bond movie where he gets norovirus and dies (i've seen them all but I can't remember which one that happens in tbh)
SpongeBob going to heaven listening to an iPod
george bush being told about the second plane on 9/11
movie poster for the 1998 matthew broderick flick ... godzilla (feat big godzilla foot stomping some mofos)
Trump looking up and absolutely beaming at Mamdani lol
marie kondo screenshot where she's smiling real big and captioned "I'm so excited because I love mess"
dominoes guy where the first domino is blue jays win the world series and the last is canada takes over the US
my sweet fam dressed up as severance characters
my cargo bike odometer showing I’ve biked 666 miles hail satan
a pop-up ad from google trying to get me to use AI to cheat on my homework to solve an extremely easy geometry problem
gwyneth paltrow in contagion, a movie where everyone in the world dies of HFMD (I haven’t seen it tbh)
a coyote on a suburban street pooping
a dave matthews apology form to apologize to dave for: - thinking the poop bus was his fault - i don't keep a mental list of quaker celebrities - didn't realize renounced his SA citizenship - i don't know if i might find something to like about his music and I'm scared to find out - i was jealous of his fans having more friends than me in high school - mercury was in retrograde [] i will hereby respect dave matthews and i will not make my need to seem cool his problem
many David squinting
a lime tart topped with meringue and looking sexy
c'est bonhomme
genuinely struggling to write alt text for this indecipherable chart -- there are some tall blue bars for rules and short green bars for laws for each year and it says "Unconstiutionality Index 18.5" lol is that good??? is that bad???? what the fuck does that mean?????? why are the stupidest people on the planet in charge rn omg someone help PLEASE
a screenshot of an email subject line that says “Still America’s #1 Ladle Stand”
frodo’s beat-up ass in mordor
tiktok where a guy says “hey do you ever wonder like what is going on? I mean like do you ever wake up or do, uh, or do something and you’re just like, what the fuck is going on?”
screenshot of tiktok ban pop-up that says “we are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok” because the democrats are the stupidest people on the fucking planet, thanks for nothing you decrepit losers!!!
my hand holding an orange iPod nano which is playing iron & wine’s cover of the postal service’s “such great heights”
a series of two tweets in which David lynch says "this weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon" and then three days later says "I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon"
A view of my baby looking at our record player which he is obsessed with
jesus I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me
A screenshot of Google results for baby’s first words: mama, milk, cat, and dada, with a thumbnail of Marcel Duchamp’s “Fountain” for dada, which is absolutely the right image. You should expect your baby to discuss the revolutionary art movement that originated in Zurich in response to the horrors of WWI, and reacted to the absurdity of life under accelerating capitalism with “anti-art,” art and literature that pushed the boundaries and challenged the definition of art itself—typically between 10 and 14 months of age.
a white lady looking very pleased with herself in a clear disposable poncho
my extremely cute baby wearing a grey fleece jacket with bear ears on the hood
not dee holes :-( (sign at an exhibit that says “dholes are endangered”)
Im on a boat, bitch (a view of Long Island sound from the cross-sound ferry)