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The sum of every person I've ever met, and a few I haven't. Cymro. Amateur Epistemologist. Oldskool Junglist. Ex-journo, digital/social media wonk. Subs > Dubs. #AuDHD #ChaoticGood šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‡µšŸ‡ø

When capitalism is forced to reform, it doesn't change the underlying relation. It just relocates the injury. The green transition traded fossil fuels for lithium, so when the minerals changed, the harm was transposed. Now the Atacama desert is being drained for the rest of the world to have clean energy. Reform that shifts the harm around while leaving the relation intact is capitalism's gentle answer to placate its softest critics, and it is very persuasive.
@clashreport on twiXter Trump: You can be loyal to Karl Marx or you can be loyal to America. You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.
The Simpsons S4, E21 "Marge in Chains" 1993 The character Lionel Hutz (a lawyer) imagines a world without lawyers: inside his thought bubble, all the people of the world are holding hands, dancing and singing in green pastures, underneath a smiling sun and a rainbow. He is freaked out and shudders... Except Lionel Hutz is the USA flag emoji so he's imagining a world without the USA
Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty: "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."
Zoidberg "you should feel bad" meme but it's complimentary
Pink Floyd at Pompeii - MCMLXXII (2025 Mix) on Qobuz
X screenshot British Intel @TheBritishIntel ā€¢ 8h Greggs has rolled out a Chicken Sausage Roll specifically to suit one particular community.* Traditional pork sausage rolls are clearly too much for some these days. This isn't about giving people more choice - it's about quietly erasing a classic British food to keep one group happy. Our culture is being dismantled one product at a time. ("Our culture is being dismantled" has been underlined in red by some twonk. Not me.)
Hot Wheels plasters in a blue box with super cool racing cars on the front going really fast. Gotta go fast
"Whacking Day" The Simpsons Season 4 / Episode 20 HE'S RIGHT. GIVE US HELL, QUIMBY!
<a href="https://fortune.com/2025/08/14/apple-leaks-new-products-software-code-vision-pro-studio-display-homepod-tv-ipad/?utm_source=chatgpt.com">Apple has twice leaked information through its own websiteā€”once in 2018, when upcoming iPhone names appeared in a publicly accessible sitemap file hours before launch, and again in late 2025, when a developer discovered that Apple had shipped its redesigned App Store with debugging files left active, making the siteā€™s entire internal code readable to anyone with a browser.
Thomas the Tank Engine but it says TESCOS does anyone want any meat or cheese
Yeah sorry I'm not writing this really long alt text again after Bluesky deleted it all the first time. Apologies to Skeleton Claw. Made his post about Chrome/Incognito about ChatGPT. Soz.
A rude doorknob with a vulva keyhole, a penis handle and tits apparently just because
A black and white photo of Terry Thomas in an open-topped car (probably a Roller) in a suit and tie with a bowler hat and a cigarette holder clamped firmly between his teeth. He has a grin that would probably be best described as "rogueish". You could fit a pound coin between the gap in his two front gnashers. This is the most English photo you could ever imagine. It smells of breakfast tea and red roses and thinly veiled animosity towards the working class
Robert Cop "I'll be back" "Futuristic robert" "Exciting movie toy" "The furniture of law enforcement" [Very obviously a picture of RoboCop in a round yellow spotlight with "Robert Cop" written below it in the RoboCop metallic font.]
Screengrab from Twitter the X platform, from the UK Conservative party's account "Winston Churchill is a hero. He's earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must not be replaced with an otter."
A teeny tiny pair of Adidas shell toe trainers
Pc video game from the early 2010s called "Stealth Bastard: Tactical Espionage Arsehole". Shows a weird little guy in all-black clothes and night-vision goggles, who looks like a Minion from Despicable Me.
Close up of a man in the background of the advertising image in the op. He has on a huge coat, a monocle, and the kind of gloves you wear when you're about to do a murder.
Darkstalkers 3 ending screen with Felicia, who is a cute/moe cat-girl, smilling with her eyes closed. Instead of the "hope you can find something to devote your life to" message, there is a quote from Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale: "We thought we had such problems. How were we to know we were happy?"
BBC screenshot with a picture of two young housemates sitting on a sofa with cups of tea, in a shared flat (presumably). Headline: Rent tops Ā£1,000 a month in more areas - find out where Strap: The cost of renting privately has surged in the last five years, but tenant may now see a slowdown.
Death Generator version of Aero Fighters mission screen. "Your Mission: Destroy Capitalism, Smash the Patriarchy." The world is a crude map in the background, and the two player portraits are Hien and Kohful.
Some really fucking stupid subglasses and some really fucking stupid clothes and a really fucking stupid haircut wearing Max Landis
"I don't think the progressives beat us," [Goodwin] added. "I think the progressives were told how to vote and I think what you saw was a coalition of Islamists and woke progressives that came together to dominate the constituentcy."
A bottle of Horse brand "glue all", all-purpose glue
A veritable smorgasbord of different flavour stock cubes by a brand called Oxo.
Earbud instructions that helpfully tell you you're supposed to "When wearing, avoid touching them to prevent accidental activation"
The "Crying Horse" soft toy that has gone viral in China prior to Lunar New Year, for accidentally having his mouth sewn on upside down but has become a cultural icon because he represents how unhappy people are
Screenshot of Not Michael Sheen on Bluesky
Canadian author Margaret Atwood, who wrote The Handmaid's Tale, sitting down in a garden with a green grass lawn behind her. She is holding a mug that says, "I told You So" and smiling at the camera. The Handmaid's Tale is a futuristic dystopian novel set in a patriarchal, totalitarian theocratic state in the near-future, known as the Republic of Gilead. The HBO series adapted from the book goes into quite some detail about how, in the early stages of the Christo-fascist takeover, women were disenfranchised by having their credit cards, travel ability, financial assests, and technological affordances frozen.
a nintendo Gamecube with Valve head honcho Gabe Newell's face photoshopped onto it, making it the GABECUBE
Box art from the Codemasters' game Fantasy Word Dizzy. Dizzy is an egg that wears boots and boxing gloves. This is a super colourful image that features Dizzy in a safari hat with a telescope. There is a dragon, a castle, and a charging rhino in the backgroud behind Dizzy. The back of the cassette box read: Join Mega-Star DIZZY and the YOLKFOLK in their latest adventure in Fantasy World! Incredible Dragonsā€™ Lairs, Wizardā€™s Cloud Castle, the Evil Kingā€™s Palace & Dungeons, Mysterious new Worlds, Volcanoes, and more. INCREDIBLE PLAYABILITY.
The "Sure, Jan" meme but with "sure" crossed out and Archibald Michael Graham's real name instead. The image is a blonde woman from the Brady Bunch film.
>> Lost Profits << Buy the dip short the VIX We doubt many were that sad about the news that Ian Watkins was killed in Wakefield Prison last week, but somewhere, there was one person happier than the rest of us. Although thereā€™s been a fashion for investment funds like Hipgnosis buying up artistsā€™ back catalogues, you wouldnā€™t have assumed Lostprophets was the most sought after band. Not least as Watkinsā€™ paedo conviction stripped them off a lot of music platforms. But recently the bandā€™s catalogue was re-added to Spotify and punted around to a number of cash-rich investors, one of whom snapped it up. Not that weā€™re suggesting some enterprising private equity type ordered a hit on Watkins to maximise profits or anything. Probably just really good timing. Really, really good timing.
The "Drake Hotline approves" meme with the words PARTS (disapprove) and FARTS (approve)
A black and white stylised image of the lad from the film Kez giving a two-fingered salute, with the band Chumbawamba's logo above it
A Tumblr post about vampires that is so Tumblr it hurts. I don't have time to do all the alt text rn cos it's long and I'm late but try searching "tumblr vampires I said hold still"
Epstein didn't kill himself. Trump is in the Epstein files. Don't get distracted.
Screen grab from The Simpsons (S7 E23) where a female member of the crowd at a Springfield town meeting stands and pearl-clutchingly says, "Oh won't somebody please think of the children?!" except "children" has been replaced with "fossil fuel corporations".
From the V&A website: "'Work Buy Consume Die' is the slogan of the imaginary Pho Ku Corporation invented by Designers Republic, a Sheffield based graphic design agency. Disenchanted with corporate driven consumerism in the 1990s, but acknowledging their role as a brand agency in the process, Designers Republic devised an anti-corporate identity to counter the forces of global branding. The design is inspired by Japanese graphic design and also subverts the Pepsi Cola logo as a comment on the force of global branding."
Box art by the legendary The Designers Republic for the PlayStation racing game Wipeout 2097, featuring a "future UK" aesthetic heavily influenced by Japanese culture. Two anti-gravity racing ships speed towards the viewer, all sharp aggressive angles, sleek lines, and bold colours. I adore everything about this image šŸ˜
A website language option. The language is English and the flag is American. No.
A screenshot of an episode of The Simpsons (S5E9) with a booth at an energy convention. A man in dark glasses sits at a desk. The sign behind him reads FOSSIL FUEL: USE US AND NOBODY GETS HURT
Ɯter Zƶrker is an overweight exchange student at Springfield Elementary School, in the animated show, The Simpsons. He is overweight and fond of chocolate. "Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate" is probably his finest moment in the Simpsons, and it comes in "Lisa on Ice", the eighth episode of Season 6.
A Bsky post from "Virgin Media News", whatever the fuck that is, calling the latest wealthy space tourists a "crew" and wanking on about how it's a "breakthrough in gender equality"
A reddit post from r/CasualUK, with an image of an artillery shell casing, and the caption "What is this thing that I found in my garden while mowing?"
A drawing of a smiley face (small features, big face) with arms and legs. He (yes, I'm projecting my own gender onto him, bore off) appears to be wearing gloves and slip-on trainers for some reason. (I am not projecting my slip-on trainers onto him as I don't have any.) Above the wee smiley man are the words "Sorry about the vibes, I am mentally ill." (I am definitely projecting my mental illnesses onto him, as I've got tons to spare.)
Screenshot from the first image below, zoomed in to the last paragraph in the first column. Sadly, in the original and in this, the final line is cut off. "In several ways, however, Crossman aroused deep suspicion. Like many other intellectuals in the radical tradition, he undoubtedly had an itch for power, and he wholly lacked the hypocrisy to conceal it. He often appeared to change his mind on issues of fundamental importance, a tendency for which politicians of more muddled mind and with a more empirical approach are easily forgiven..."
Wikipedia's Featured Article for 3 April 2025 is an Oregon USA river called "Big Butte Creek"
"Sleeping Shaq" meme template. 1. "US citizens prevented from voting" (I SLEEP) 2. "imaginary non-US citizens 'voting'" (REAL SHIT) 3. "Russians prevented from voting" (ASCENDED)
The "okay/sure grandpa, let's get you to bed" meme template. An old man with pained expression is using a Zimmer frame. He is being helped, or held, by a younger man.
Nature Daily Briefing "Should the Stanford Prison Experiment be retracted?"
Clippy the annoying assistant from OG MS Word. There's a speech bubble coming out of his mouth which forms a dialog box with two options. "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? šŸ”µ I'm aware šŸ”µ Wow, rude"
Maga Hat and Chad Wojack meme MH: Boycott Bud Light! CW: MH: Boycott Tesla! CW: MH: Boycott the NFL! CW: CW: Boycott Tesla! MH: *ragecry*
Spoiler alert I guess? It is a 17-year old game... This is what you get it if you complete it on the "hard" difficulty setting. Impossible mode! A laptop screen in a dark room, with ab orange Mathmos lava lamp in the background. The screen is dark with a sharp futuristic font. It reads: "Chapter 12: Dead Space Military Suit Unlocked Backstory Logs Unlocked 50000 Credits Awarded 10 Power Nodes Awarded Impossible Mode Unlocked (A) Continue"
Krusty the Clown, otherwise known as Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, from The Simpsons. Season 6 / Episode 18: "A Star Is Burns". "Oops! I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."
This illusion was discovered by Hermann Ebbinghaus (1850ā€“1909), a German psychologist in the 19th century. This and similar geometrical illusions have been studied by psychologists ever since. INSTRUCTIONS Look at each of the two orange discs surrounded by the grey discs and try to decide if one is larger than the other. Hover over the image to see what you think when the orange discs are not surrounded by the grey discs. EFFECT The orange disc on the right appears larger than the one on the left, but both discs are precisely the same size. Source: https://www.illusionsindex.org/i/ebbinghaus-illusion
A cartoon of Pip-Boy from the Fallout video game franchise, he has a flat poker face and is making a comically large thumbs-up gesture
Retail box cover of Microsoft Windows 98 second edition. It features the iconic colourful Window logo against a blue sky with white wispy clouds
Glowing dots race across a page of notes on a stave. The song is "Korobeiniki", a traditional Russian folk song, based on the poem of the same name by Nikolay Nekrasov. Outside of Russia it's known as the Tetris song. If the video is played on a loop, it should loop perfectly, even the audio.