Jane Goth

@janegoth.bsky.social

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Science teacher in an overcoat pretending to be a maths teacher. Can’t spell, permanently tired. Mother of dragons, wife of a tiger, biology is not my strongest science.

Grey plate with Happy Birthday written on it with chocolate sauce and a piece of chocolate brownie.
Patatas Bravas with potatoes from the garden, pintxos - cheese, roasted pepper and anchovies on bread, tried padron peppers from the greenhouse, in the jar homemade oven dried tomatoes with tomatoes from the garden. Glass of homemade sangria.
Wet patio flagstones
Aubergine plant in a terracotta pot next to a post that has the base of a grapevine around it. The surroundings are light patio slabs, the background more plants in pots and oh so many weeds.
Light blue sock hanger in the shape of an idealised octopus (from Ikea as few years ago) it has 8 arms with 16 pegs. There are 15! black socks hanging from it. To the left is a bit of the rotary drier, in the background the summerhouse painted forest green, windows and above the neighbours gorgeous flowering cherry.
Flight radar screenshot, showing a lot loop de loops. But not a Willy.
Outside, having a lunch of moules mariniere, my son’s hand is visible as he puts an empty shell in the bowl. I have a white pasta bowl with lunch in it, there is bread to the left in a napkin, a glass of white wine as I’m on holiday and bougie salt and pepper mills. Out of focus is a summer house in the background, green plants and dry grass. It is my back garden.
Bottle of a red liquid marked Blackcurrant Vodka July 2026, it is sat on a white, orange, green blue and teal oilcloth in the conservatory, there are peeper plants growing indoors and thru the open door you can see purple clematis growing on the pergola.
A black cat stretched out on a white duvet covet. Due to the contrast her features are not visible. But I can tell you that she is over this hot weather.
A blond, and clean for a change, golden retriever laying on the floor with his puppy toy (a puppy soft toy from Ikea) under his front paw. Both are on a light coloured wooden floor.
Album cover from Dummy - Portishead
Big gin glass, half full with gin and tonic and big ice standing on the metal mesh of our patio table. In the distance laundry, the green of trees and a wooden fence.
Rock icon's expensive dinner party faux pas - Dave Grohl really loves wine, but was left rather red-faced following a dinner party at a famous actor's house. Nobody else was drinking: "So I'm left with this bottle of wine, and it's so good, I downed it like a Pepsi," the Foo Fighters frontman tells hosts Nick Grimshaw and Angela Hartnett on this week's Dish podcast. "Then another bottle arrives, and I destroy that bottle, and I'm like: 'This is the best wine I've ever had in my life." The next day he emailed to thank his host, and ask what the wine was. After discovering it was a vintage Château Haut-Brion, Dave decided to buy some, "So I google it, and holy ****, | just drank $20,000 worth of wine!" Mortified, he emailed to apologise for drinking it all, and his host's response was: 'That's what it's for." Over Spanish-style slow-cooked lamb, Dave also chats about his love of barbecuing, and offers his best advice - don't fiddle with the meat once it's on the grill. "If you're lookin, it ain't cookin, he says. See waitrose.com/dish for recipes from the show
A lot of brown hair on a dark brown laminate floor, the hair is from my son’s head. My size 5 1/2 shoe next for scale.
Two gimlets in small coupe glasses resting on a metal table
Shot of BBC news covering the launch of Artemis 2.
A margarita in a classic margarita glass, the rim is coated in tajin a mildly spicy chili, lime and salt seasoning. Margarita recipe found in Around the World In 80 Cocktails lime:triple sec:tequila 1:2:3 shake in a cocktail shaker, double strain if you are inclined to, into a chilled glass. We often use our nick and Nora glasses or our old fashioned tumblers depending on mood.
IMAX sign on a blue screen, reflected and inverted in a glass of white wine. Some bonus chromatic aberration too.
Tumbler sat on a blue marl clothe. The glass is rimmed with tajin which is a chilli, lime, salt mix from Mexico. In the glass is a pale yellow green cocktail and a large ice cube. Behind the glass can see a digital clock and the walls.
A stainless steel pot, with a scotch bonnet, thyme leaves and chopped spring onions floating on water, underneath, seen murkierly through the water are rice and kidney beans (peas)
Old 9 years+ windows machines being restarted after 5 years
Night sky with a 10 second exposure. My car is in the foreground. Then the village war memorial, to the right is an oak tree the sky is glowing with light pollution. There is a faint pinkish tone to some of the sky but is it aurora? I don’t think so.
Adrian Edmondson as Vivian in the Young Ones
Berks and I having almost exactly the same thought at the same time.
Album cover of Portishead’s Dummy.
Bailey @Freespeech1360 Follow ... Rupert Lowe is the second coming of Oliver Cromwell. We must overthrow this king! Forget Labour, Tories and reform. It's this traitor that is trying to replace Christianity with Islam and send us to war with Russia 12:24 AM • Dec 26, 2025 • 99 Views I highlighted the first sentence.
Cooked gammon joint, skin removed, fat slashed, doused in a sugar, spice, mustard glaze. Waiting to go in the oven. The joint and juices are resting on aluminium foil in a dish.
Collecting of spices ready to be lightly bashed. Seads - Fennel, cumin, coriander, cardamom also cloves, pink and black peppercorns, and star anise. I’ve fresh ginger to the side as well.
Pale golden retriever lying on his back, doing that thing, dogs do with their paws.
Snap of our over large telly, it has an image of a nun in a white habit, looking over the edge of a very high crib (or she’s a mininun)
Photo of an over large telly, on it is an opening shot of Muppet’s Christmas Carol.
Xmas tree in the corner, furniture around it.
A family living room, on the left a large flat screen telly, in front of it wicker baskets and a blanket box with a red runner on it. The floor is a light oak colour, the fireplace is red brick with a black log burner, there is a fire going. On the mantle piece are various Christmas ornaments above a round ikea mirror with tinsel then a Christmas tree with white and multi coloured lights, tinsel and many ornaments. The walls are painted a warm cream colour and there is a sofa in front of the tree.
A family living room, on the left a large flat screen telly, in front of it wicker baskets and a blanket box with a red runner on it. The floor is a light oak colour, the fireplace is red brick with a black log burner, there is a fire going. On the mantle piece are various Christmas ornaments above a round ikea mirror with tinsel then a Christmas tree with white and multi coloured lights, tinsel and many ornaments. The walls are painted a warm cream colour and there is a sofa in front of the tree.
Partial victory for nurse in NHS trans changing room row Nurse Sandie Peggie, pictured after the tribunal judgement, has worked for the NHS for 30 years Steven Brocklehurst BBC Scotland 8 December 2025, 17:38 GMT Updated 15 minutes ago A nurse who objected to sharing a female changing room with a transgender doctor has won a claim for harassment against NHS Fife but other allegations of discrimination and victimisation were dismissed.
A young Jabe Goth with long layered black hair covering my eyes, smudged makeup. Wearing a sisters of mercy T and a faded purple long skirt. Sitting crossed legged on a brown patterned duvet.
A fire burning in a black iron log burner, the surroundings are terracotta tiles and brick. On the mantelpiece are candles, a clock and Japanese clay figurines.
Screen shot of a google search for Mario Biondi. It show biographical details about the Italian singer and two upper body publicity shots of him. He is a white man with a greying beard, a bald head and he wears black rimmed glasses and a black shirt in both photos. He’s a bit of a silver fox imho.
Tree trunks and small bushes covered in nets of white LEDs between them are lit Christmas decorations. Presents and reindeer. A red bauble is partially hidden behind tree trunks. This is the forecourt area of a bougie all inclusive hotel in Turkey, not ours we are on our way home.
Screen of Ataturk addressing a crowd.
Us slightly in our cups. On the balcony of our hotel room. Simon is wearing a red and blue short sleeves shirt I’ve got a round face, dark long hair and I’m wearing an olive green linen shirt I’ve a silver broach on too.
Daughter with headphones on, black and white minidress from H&M and her heart shaped sunglasses trying to ignore mini disco.
Screen shot showing a plane SUM9108 Russia - Ministry for Emergency Situations heading due north over the eastern Mediterranean heading towards the Turkish coast. It’s an Antonov An-148-100EM it took off from Tel Aviv, destination unknown.
The face of Emmy, my daughter as seen through her heart shaped, pink/purple sunglasses the rest of her and the background are blurred by the iPhone’s built in effects.
Dramatic mountain, the peak hidden by clouds. In the foreground are the buildings and pool of the hotel we’re staying in. Part of the western Taurus mountain range.
A scan of a photo of a 17 yr old me wearing bright shorts, a class of 86 t-shirt, dark glasses, a stethoscope and a white lab coat.
Golden retriever
Wanda waiting for me to get into bed
A colour changing she/her badge by @CanopyRobin. It is rectangular with brass lettering and edge. The colour was green, the card it’s on is white and all resting on a cork surface protector.
Queue of cars under a partially cloudy sky
A black kitten wearing the cone of shame due to being spayed she’s shouting at the person looking at her. On FB I put “I need to talk to your manager”
A back cat snoozing on a handmade multicoloured patchwork quilt surrounded by cushions.
Live action Mariner and Boimler (lower decks) talking to Capt Christopher Pike (SNW)
Ensigns Tendi and T’lyn from Star Trek Lower Decks.
A blond golden retriever who is covered in mud from his undercarriage down. Standing on a sandstone patio looking left at water coming out of a hose. A man is holding the hose but all we can see of him is pair of legs in dark trousers, dun coloured shoes and his hands.
A black cat looking out of a paper John Lewis bag that is lying on its side. The bag and cat are on an unmade bed. The sheet is grey, behind the bag can see purple material, light patterned curtains, green wall and white ikea wardrobe doors. The bedframe is wooden.
A small brown bird on a planter, on a grey/brown patio
Image of a cartoon where the resistance represented by a brown cartoon figure in a cowboy hat has a lasso around a pipe and he’s pulling hard, narrowing the width of the pipe. Stuck in the narrow section is a green figure representing the current being pushed by a chartreuse character representing the *shudder* ‘voltage’. Iykyk.
A sleeping, blond, golden retriever. He’s curled up on a navy blue throw, on a grey ikea sofa. His snout is resting on the edge of the seat. Out of focus everything is covered with either his hair or dribble.
Black domestic shorthair cat sitting on a white duvet cover. She is looking to the right with a paw slightly raised. Behind her is a lit bedside lamp and dark sage green walls.