Jangles

@jangleslad.bsky.social

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Lurker of little renown

A blurb for a movie that reads, "A millionaire offers 0,000 to five people to be locked in a large, spooky house overnight..."
A Trump supporter with a sign that reads "FakE NEWs - Brain WashHiNg DumAss is DEmocraT"
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is running down a hill from a boulder. The boulder crushes him, which causes mild concern. Flattened, he then pops up into a hell coin, chasing after blobular representations of his next victims.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" stumbles upon a strong door. Spimp reaches his filthy hands into the door's keyhole, causing it to explode. Spimp then walks away, his mission fulfilled. What did he unleash?
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" fills up a bucket-sized cup at a soda fountain. The cup enlarges to several times Spimp's size. Spimp is excited, then despondent at the fact that he cannot reach the top of the cup to put his straw in.
A four panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" sees a rack of skateboards for sale. He imagines himself doing sweet tricks, like in the Tony Hawk games, probably. For his hubris, he is now a puddle with a skateboard stuck in him. The fool.
A four panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is sitting at a table that says "Spimp is rite." This upsets the crowd of the Ideas & Such gathering. Spimp cries. He then fixes his egregious spelling mistake, and is declared the winner of ideas.
Text states "Urban legends - The rule of 3. The Celebrity Death Rule of Threes is a superstition that movie stars celebrities, and politicians die in groups of three.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" catches up with a rocket ship in space. He claims the planet first, for nefarious purposes that do not need an explanation in the comic. The rocket then flees in disgust and terror.
A four panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" drops his ice cream cone. This upsets him. He then goes to therapy, the result of which is him getting a bigger ice cream cone. This is how I thought therapy would go.
A four panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is dressed as a pimp. This is wordplay. He meets Chester. There are implications. Comedy is best when it is explained.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is wearing a "Kiss the Spimp" apron and holding a spatula. He sees his house on fire, which concerns him. But then he flips it, because it was done on that side. This pleases Spimp, who will consume this burning house for sustenance.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is exercising. He lifts a dumbbell in his left arm vigorously until it has grown far too large to be acceptable. Spimp cares not.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is stuck in traffic before noticing the "Spimp Lane." The Spimp Lane takes him to space, and Spimp is quite thrilled as such events.
A four-panel comic featuring the horrid creature known as "Spimp," in which he pays money to go to school. He "graduates" before revealing that his diploma is actually a restraining order declaring him an insult to education, decency, and God.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is wearing a beret and painting on a canvas. His masterpiece is revealed to be a a dick and balls waving its little arms.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" gets on a stage to sing karaoke. He kisses the microphone, which causes the stage and banner to catch fire and break.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" goes to the Sex and Drugs store, which has a small line. He then enters the Sex and Drugs store, rebranding it as the "Sex, Drugs, and Spimp" store, which draws a much larger crowd of people.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" is enjoying a nice day before a bird comes along and poops on him. He then licks it off, either in disgust or delight; it is not our place to say.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "spimp" climbs a snowy mountain before rolling back down.
A four-panel comic in which the horrid creature known as "Spimp" sits sweating in front of a fan before going outside to shoot the sun with a gun.
A Jubilee "Surrounded" video titled "Candace Owens vs. 20 Feminists." You can feel your fight-or-flight response kick in.
A taskbar notification that simply reads "Very hot weather"
Jangles DMs for his unruly but incredible party, who are all depicted as their DnD characters surrounding an ongoing encounter
Drawings of boxes, for practice
A very abstract doodle of a building
A box-drawing perspective exercise, and a cartoon alligator done in ink and colored pencils.
Poorly-drawn oddish, Pikachu, and blastoise