The most Jannerist of Dawgs

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The illicit offspring of a relationship between Rin Tin Tin and a Mogwai

A screenshot of a tweet from Elon Musk which reads "I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited amount of time I have on earth" there is a photo of Elon Musk looking out over what appears to be a small settlement with a few houses, some paths and in the background a large river. Below is a response from a user called MuskTillDawn which reads, "well you fucking suck at it"
An amusement arcade game called Dog Pounder with a bull dog type statue inside with its mouth wide open
A picture of a cartoonesque with wide eyes and a shocked expression on its face. In the background are various vials of pink liquids on a shelf. The edge of the shelf has a pictorial labels of a spider, a bat and a bird. This is from Disney's The Emperor's New Grove.
A screenshot of a Facebook post from a Nick Buckley MBE. There is a photo of 2 gentlemen in suits stood either side of a pull up banner which says City Of London Police LGBTQ+ Network. The text on the post says, we de-Nazified Germany after WW2 (World War two), it took 5 years. We need to de-woke the UK. All it takes is politicians with backbones.
A photo that appears to be of one side of a cardboard box. 2 characters in Chinese, possibly Mandarin are written on the side, below is written Noodles and below that is written Dicke Nudeln
A picture of a black animal which resembles a dog with a thin and long muzzle in the shape of a fox. The text below says, meet dogxim the world's first dog and fox hybrid ever recorded. For anyone using a screen reader dogxim is spelled using the letters d, o, g, x, i, m. It would be spelled phonetically as dog zhim
A black t shirt hung up. It has a design all in yellow which reads "Janner" and has a stylised picture of a pasty with 2 crosses for eyes and a squgly mouth with its tongue stuck out. Stylisation is of that if Nirvana's smiley face t shirt famous in the 90s
A skull and crossbones also known as the jolly roger flag hung up in a market gazebo with a small sign in the top right hand corner that says England Flag ten pounds
A photo of Lea Dawson standing next to Nigel Farage, made to look like the final fmeound of Family Fortunes, also known as Family Fued in the USA. The caption above the photo reads, we asked 100 people how many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a 5 million pound bung. You said, small boats
A picture of St Peter at the Pearly Gates to heaven. He is saying "so tell me, did you welcome the foreigner, help the poor, feed the hungry, care for the sick? You know all the things Jesus commanded" The man stood in front of him wearing jeans, a t shirt with an American flag and holding an American flag. He is also wearing a red Maga baseball cap. He is responding to st Peter saying "listen here lib-tard"
A photo shop picture showing the head of a goat superimposed on a painting of a king in a large red and white fur cloak holding a scepter.
A photo of the end of a small brick wall. The top has a brick visible with 3 holes in a row, the 2 outer holes have strips of metal positioned below them so they resemble the crying emoji. Below the top brick a blue line has been drawn on digitally (badly) following the mortar which make it look like a cat's mouth if you have a very vivid imagination
A screenshot of a play queue from the streaming platform Tidal showing that recently listened to is I can only dissapoint you by Mansun Them Bones by Alice In Chains Plush by stone temple pilots Currently playing is Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins And to play is Interstate live song by stone temple pilots Midlife crisis by faith no more Today by smashing pumkins Everlong by goo fighters Under pressure by queen No rain by blind melon
A screenshot from a Facebook feed. At the top of the screenshot is a post by the Daily Mirror which reads Breaking. Migrant tragedy as 22 die after boat drifted for 6 days without food and water. The post shows many laughing and thumbs up reactions. There have been 2700breactions and 2200 comments on this post. One comment is previewed on the post by a Steve Westcott which reads "that'll save us a few bob". The next post on the screenshot is a recruitment advert for the RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) and says "become a member. Join a force for good" with a photo of a lifeboat. This post has had 1300 reactions and 115 comments on it.
Rizzo the Rat from the Muppets wearing a blue and red jacket with rizzo embroidered on I. Hello on the front, standing with arms out to the side. One hand has a slice of pizza and he is wearing a backwards baseball cap
A picture of the top of a cup containing a latte, a Rosetta style design on the top in white showing an attempt was made at drawing latte art
A photo of a muscled man in a black leather harness with black leather and metal spiked underwear and black leather and metal spiked forearm braces, wearing a hockey style mask and standing on the front of a vehicle which is covered in sheet metal armour and a large spoiler on the rear. The caption above the picture reads "time to break out the fuel crisis clothing" This is a still from the post apocalyptic film, Mad Max Fury Road
A cartoon picture of an anthropomorphic horse with long white hair, a maroon harness and a large rifle being held in both the horses ha ds. The horse has gritted teeth and a frown as though they are angry. This horse is the character Thirty Thirty from the 80s cartoon Bravestar
A mature man in a suit sniffing a can with the logo saying Perri-air. There is a close up of the can in the picture which shows the Perri Air logo which is made to look like Perrier the well known sparkling water brand. This is a still from the film Spaceballs where the joke is that air was scarce on one of the planets and there was a diabolical plot to steal it all from another planet.
A meme with 2 panels. The top panel has the caption "corporate needs you to find the difference between these 2 pictures" and the image is of hands holding 2 pieces of paper. 1 piece of paper has the words "gender critical ideology" on it and the other piece of paper says "the patriarchy". The lower panel of the meme is a lady with long blond hair in a pink top sat down in what appears to be an office and the caption reads "they're the same picture"
A 2 panel meme. The pictures on both panels are the same and are a shot of the well known comedy film Monty Python's Life Of Brian. 4 people are sat down on the steps of a collesseum. The top panel has the text "Are you reform?" and the bottom panel says "fuck off. We're Restore" This references the scene in Monty Python's Life Of Brian where the actors discuss being part of the Judean People's front and not the People's Front of Judea
A photo of a farmer stood by a wall wearing glasses and a flat cap. The caption says "I hear you're an immigrant now Mr Yaxley Lemon. How did you get interested in that sort of thing?" For context the scene is from the 90s comedy show Father Ted and in the original show the farmer says "So I hear you're a racist now father, how did you get interested in that sort of thing?"
A hand holding a mostly red tube. At the top of the tube it says ride with... Trump. Below this is a photo of a car with a sticker in the back window showing a profile of Donald Trump's head in the back window making it look like he is in the car. Below this is more text saying Famous Passenger Car Window Sticker. Then below this is a larger image of Donald Trump's head.