JanoDev

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Professional web developer and amateur human being. May show minimal damage, including scuff marks. Contains some writing in the margins. Consult the seller for additional details and a description of any imperfections.

Headline: “Lawn care company pledges $1M repair damage to the White House South Lawn from the UFC fight”
Headline and subhead from New York Times: “Firm tied to Trump donor got no-bid contract to clean reflecting pool — A White House spokeswoman said the president was not involved in selecting Greenwater Services, the business owned by a trust led by John J. Cafaro.”
Promotional image for the show "Morton & Hayes", featuring Rob Reiner with his arms around the shoulders of Kevin Pollak and Bob Amaral.
Sign on an empty stage that says “Please keep off the stage”
Don Mattingly on The Simpsons, having shaved the sides of his head all the way up to the crown of his head in an attempt to meet Mr. Burns’ repeated demands to “cut those sideburns!”
Photo of RFK Jr. standing behind a podium. His face is frozen in a loose-lipped grimace, his chin withdrawn and creased. His blue eyes are small and vacant, set deep within sockets framed by bags below and a wrinkled brow above. Source: Nathan Howard, Reuters
Derek Smalls, bassist for the band Spinal Tap. Played by Harry Shearer, the character wears a large, bushy mustache similar to the one recently sported by Shia LeBeuf.
Screenshot of a phone notification with the ecobee logo that says “It’s time to change…”
Two dancers in American western clothing, in mid-leap. From the musical "Oklahoma!"
The jazz man and pink monster Muppets, best known for the call-and-response "Menah Menah!" "Doot doooo da doo doo!"
News headline: “Who is Disney’s Next CEO? - Walt Disney (NYSE:DIS)”
CBS News headline: “Homan says CBP, ICE working on drawdown plan in Minnesota, but says ‘I’m staying til the problem is gone.’”
Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog wearing cowboy outfits and looking at each other seriously
Thomas Jefferson’s study at Monticello, looking cluttered and eclectic but otherwise tasteful
Bob Dole on the Simpsons. He is in a tube. He is saying “What the hell is this — some kind of tube?”
Kash Patel on stage with several other men. He looks extremely stiff and nervous.
Fozzie bear, accepting two ice cream cones from the ice cream man (Bob Hope), saying "Don't get'em mixed up. Gotcha."
News headline: “FDA tells consumers to toss 19 cookware items that may contain lead”
The famous "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen" meme, but instead of "Fetch," it says "Stop trying to make horizontal scrolling happen. It's not going to happen."
- This tiled wall was the end of the inside of a train car just before this clip started. - The door leads to what looks like the space between two train cars, but it contains an automobile passed halfway through the wall. - A gunman runs through the second door — before it opens. - On the other side of the second door is a train platform and stairway, a view that might make sense if the door was on the side of the train, but not for a door that is at the end of a train. - As the player POV character approaches the second door, the entire wall shatters as though it were made of glass and tumbles to the floor.
In a fake gameplay video, a train car slides laterally into the player's path in a very un-trainlike manner.
A metro train phases through a ladder and a platform that are sitting on the tracks.
A fake game screenshot of what appears to be a sewer level, except on the right is a jail cell containing several people. On the left is a strange, green-lit tunnel that defies logical geometry.
A chain link fence with a sign. The sign says "PPASSSING" with a large "not" symbol on top of an unidentifiable set of lines and dots.
Over-the-shoulder shot of a video game shooter. On the wall ahead is an air conditioning unit that appears to be bolted onto the front of another air conditioning unit.
A subway station sign that says "Uptoown" with an arrow pointing up.
Three buttons superimposed over an in-game map. The buttons are labeled "Storyboard," "Update API Keys," and "Restart". The compass directions on the map are labeled "N" at the top and "N" on the right.
A station with sign saying "Uptown" and "Subtone"
Photo of a sign at the “Cracker Barrel Old Country Store”, featuring an elderly man in a wooden chair, leaning on a large wooden barrel.
Screenshot from the Disney Plus website. It says, "Ok, your subscription has been cancelled."
A mad villain collapses onto a table-sized map. Just before dying, he points to a melted city and declares, “ At least we got Terre Haute, Indiana!”
Headline from the New York Post: “Diddy got a standing ovation from inmates after court victory, lawyer says: ‘Maybe it’s your fate in life’ ”