Triscuit McSizzle

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some wordplay is fine but this is just consonant.

Two people dance to mc hammer’s 2 legit 2 quit. One of them actually can dance.
Wingnut president trump celebrates one million followers on his own platform truth social while being reminded by a commentor that Barack Obama has 37 million followers on Instagram
A conventionally handsome man in sunglasses that fit his face perfectly and a beard that says somewhere between Ernest Hemingway and George Clooney, holds a leaf of lettuce proudly to display his gardening prowess to the ladies or whoever is interested.
During the warmer Colorado months, I work on my deck. Right next to my laptop, I have two lettuce plants from which I eat when I want to eat. unfortunately for them, that’s all the damn time.
This might be the worst two hours of someone’s life. It’s Kidz Bop live, you know, popular tunes sung by a choir of excited children— likely to all kinds of coordinated dance moves. I’m sure these cherubs are a talented and lively group, but I can’t imagine having a good chunk of my life dwindled away by their underpaid enthusiasm.
I get back to briggsdale, Colorado to get an update on the kid who caught the touchdown.
This video is all about Metro State volleyball and how good they are and how we shouldn’t rest on this because we spend way too much money isolated ourselves and they’re right here in Denver and we need some awesomeness right damn now.
Passengers clamor to the wing of a flaming airplane that caught on fire at Denver International Airport. The photos of the perplexed passengers standing on the wing of a flaming aircraft, seem to encapsulate the majority of Americans, who are wondering what the freak is going on with the once-soaring vehicle they had may have taken for granted.
A hawk takes off from a large deciduous tree. It is cloudy and cold in Colorado with a slight chance of snow over the weekend, and this photo captures not only the change in weather from the sunny respite of the last two days, but perhaps the political climate. “Is that hawk a symbol of America finally rising up to the dreary Reality of our political present, or is it just a bird going to get a bite to eat,” is the question asked by this incredible photo taken by this no name user on Bluesky.