Gourd

@jaredsnyder.bsky.social

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He//him, Chicago, bikes

Map of the contiguous United States with the great lakes and one state and a who cares for the rest
Headless polly pocket-type doll leaning against a doorframe
Oversharing -> yappers regret -> vow of silence -> irrepressible urge to talk -> oversharing
Tern with superimposed Cartesian coordinate axes
Mitt Romney hyping hot dogs
Capital Fax liked a post about me being good at getting no likes
Ternary plot showing how you combine sand, silt and clay to get loam
Email showing I'm enrolled in community solar
555-come-on-now
John Ganz tweet: left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, I am gonna make a special scrapbook of their ideas...omg do I have a crush? right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews
Nixonmaxxing , from the Richard Nixon Foundation's Instagram
Lori Lightfoot has the biggest dick in Chicago
Sy Ableman
Paul Klee "Fleeing Ghost" https://www.artic.edu/artworks/111664/fleeing-ghost
Mac and Charlie in it's always sunny looking fancy and mocking dee and Dennis
I saved $3.90 during peak savings
Moleman claiming he was saying boo-urns
Cover of "in search of Schrodinger's cat"
NYT origins map showing that west of broadway has lots of self-identified german and irish people https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/07/01/us/america-ancestry-census-data-map.html
Restraint guy with bulging veins meme
Kirby synthesis meme showing blaming corporations on the one hand, blaming consumers on the other and a synthesis of "Eliminating carbon emissions from production is a civilization-level project that will involve both regulation of corporate production and major change to individual consumption "
Elden ring victory screen over a picture of Freud and it says "Oedipus Anti-ed"
Champion in the triplets of Belleville with absolutely fucked up looking legs
He can't keep getting away with it but it's Freud
letter from Charles Darwin where he says "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"
Sphecidae wasp (Ammophila sp.). Photo by Beatriz Moisset. https://www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/pollinators/animals/images/sphecidae_wasp_lg.jpg
Northern Blossom bat drinking pollen, being a baby
Google search AI overview claiming that "Paris on the Prairie" is a common nickname for Saskatoon, Saskatchwan
Farmer with the text "oo-aargh!"
Sleeping felis catus curled into a ball
That part where Mrs doubtfire goes "HELLOOOOO!" and that is the bottom text also
Smooth green snake
Swanboy Nixon Mode strip https://swanboy.com/comic/nixonmode/
Shinji in the chair
Evangelion quiz https://www.idrlabs.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/test.php Shinji 85% Gendo 55% Ritsuko 80% Rei 70% Asuka 70% Kaworu 30% Misato 50%
Flag of the Republic of Venice
Illinois State flag
Opinion on whether doing flips on dirt bikes on the white house lawn is cool by party
Kermit on the cross https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/gy0rpd/kermits_crucifixion_looking_for_feedback/
Michael Scott saying "I love group chats, I hope to be part of one someday"
Picture of coin flows around the Mediterranean before and after the Arab conquests
Blooming catalpa tree
Chef steak guy from don't hug me I'm scared
Civ6 Gilgamesh as a surfer for some reason
Felis catus in front of a door begging for spring
Moleman saying things
Picture of a Catalpa tree
Gilgamesh a New Translation of the Ancient Epic With Essays on the Poem, Its Past, and Its Passion
Abe Simpson "I'll be dead in the cold ground before I recognize Missouri" and I added compromise at the end, looks like dog shit hope you like it
Elden ring "Ear infection defeated" with ear in background
Felis catus who just said No
Philosophy flow chart https://bsky.app/profile/lastpositivist.bsky.social/post/3lant63bots2t
Cry thumbs up
Mathew McConaughey smoking meme but lots
Snack package "potato cracker"
What's the matter lagerboy afraid you might taste something?
Eugene v Debs is saying it
Illinois gerrymandered so there aren't any Republican districts
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN giant from twin peaks
Legendre looking like Heat Miser