Jared Sylvia

@jaredsylvia.com

295 Followers 1392 Following

I play video games, vote for socialist/socialist-adjacent things, data nerd, and think it's neat that my handle can be my domain. MC: joeerror

One cat in foreground sitting on ground, looking at camera, and tilting head in front of a cat toy. Second car standing in background looking to the left.
A front yard with some local pollinator friendly plants, suddenly a toddler is running across the view, a quick second after a person shows up chasing them. The toddler speeds up after they realize their mother is chasing them. The mother then speeds up and grabs their child preventing the toddler from running down the street further and takes them home.
A fairly large dog sitting in a car seat like a human looking back after successfully using the human oriented buttons to roll his god damned window all the way down.
A grey striped 6 month old kitten who looks older sleeps on the couch.
two pinball trophies featuring a flipper and a pinball, one for division champion on Tuesdays for 2025, one for division champion for Thursday 2025. Also the top row of an RGB keyboard.
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan's legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. - Tristan Kern de Gonzales
John Wick and Deadpool pins being played. GoTG in the background.
Action figures of AOC and Bernie with a KBGA coozie between them. (On a messy desk with some visible weed paraphernalia).
A plane banner that reads, "FOLSOM IS TRUMP COUNTRY"
A screenshot of Google Fit showing 10,734 steps and 4.53 miles.
A screenshot of Wikipedia showing that Margaret Thatcher died on April 8th, 2023. The insinuation that we would celebrate the death of such a terrible person.
A search result showing 7 articles about revoking student visas across 5 different universities so far across the last two days.
20 years of service badge in Steam. Modeled after the original steam client.
A flyer saying that Paul [redacted] is an ill-proportioned racist [redacted].
Map showing the Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of The Diet Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
Multiple Google Maps images showing that in Mexico Google calls the Gulf of Mexico Gulfo De Mexico, but in Brazil, Indonesia and Ukraine it calls them "Gulf of Mexico (Golf of America)" in the appropriate languages (Ukraine is in Russian).
Nissin Cup Noodles Limited Edition Breakfast. Artificially Flavored as Maple Syrup, Pancakes, Sausage, and Egg.
Baryshnikov shows his ballet training with his precision and lightness, while Hines is looser, fluid and brings that tap energy in the 1985 film, White Nights.
Screenshot of headlines from a Google search showing Meta's intention of introducing AI users.
A Futurama meme. Panel 1: Bender says, "Here's $3,000 for my life saving cancer care. Panel 2: Sorry, but your health insurer just denie your claim. Panels 3 into 4: "Oh, Alright. I'll just take these $3,000 assassination tools then."
Screenshot of Xfinity website that says: Channel(s), Legacy TV, Internet, On Demand unavailable We're performing planned maintenance in your area. You may experience interruptions to all of your Xfinity services during this time. Our teams are working as quickly as they can and plan to complete the work by approximateiy 12/03/2024 06:05 AM (Pacific). We apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate your patience.
A bowl of homemade mayo and a bowl of ham
An image of the text from a website that says: Laowboiz.com is owned by Jared Sylvia. Laowboiz is a group of friends, and we're verified as a member of that group by using this domain in our bluesky handles. jared.laowboiz.com is a verified Laowboi.
Rainbow and surrounding neighborhood.
Screenshot of Steam account showing account has 20 Years of Service and was created on February 9, 2004.