Jacob Aronoff

@jaronoff.com

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OpenTelemetry Maintainer I’d just like a bagel please

A plastic container with a ton of fried chilis with sesame seeds inside. The chilis are orange red and brown.
a relatively blank webpage with the words tanstack in the top left corner, a blue rectange in the upper left quadrant below the top bar and a few sporadic parts of a map of london.
a dot on a map next to a label that says "Bread and Cheese Island"
Three next gen Acela trains. Each train has a blue coat of paint on top of a white coat of paint with a long nose.
A quiet street in Astoria. A green sign on the left of the image with the white text “35 Av”. A car waits on the opposite side of the street on a one way street. To the right of the car is a large median followed by a bidirectional wide bike lane.
a notification from air canada that says This flight is operated by Air Canada. Seat selection for this flight is not available through Air Canada. Please complete your seat selection with Air Canada
A busy street in New York City. Some planters sit below a sign with a simple drawing of a yellow elephant. Next to the elephant is a sign for a restaurant called Thai food near me.
an orange-ish panang curry with a seared shallot and topped with thinly sliced lime leaf. there's eggplant and tofu in the sauce.
A white washing machine with a yellow sticky note that says “machine is broken, it will eat your $$$”
A group of stacked little cakes. Each cake is a dark yellowish brown and shaped like a spiral Bundt cake. The cakes are stacked in a pyramid. They glow in the morning light from a nearby window.
homer simpsons looking sad and giving a thumbs up. homer is wearing a hospital gown.
The George benson cover of many Beatles songs. On the right the tracks are you never give me money, because, come together, oh darling, here comes the sun, I want you, something, octopus’s Garden and the end.
An old wizard pondering the orb
Blue and green eclipse brand gum
A safari window with the linked article barely readable because it’s surrounded by a mountain of ads
Informally, this sandwich has (obviously) been invented in parallel in the US and called different stuff, like the “hotdurger.” I can’t believe I had to type that word with my human hands.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
"my friend i think they have a very lucrative job offer for you." a friend says to me. He links an image of an upwork listing for the company contacting me from the previous skeet.
a github commit with a comment from a new random user "INOO8X" asking "HEY CAN WE CONNECT PLEASE MAIL AT INNO8X@GMAIL.COM"