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Handwritten note that says "mainstream foods" nasty nuggets ugly pies supreme nuggets chunky boys bland marmot poon hash gross buddy lill bill dunkin crunkj woolly lips
Handwritten card — "These are the sex crystals. Don't touch them."
Handwritten card -- "when you're a muppet, all humans are narcs"
Handwritten card "They didn't bring enough forks now we have to feed each other. But it was a great way to build intimacy at the office."
A handwritten card that says "Tell me about the yolk sack, but use the Attenborough voice"
Handwritten note that says "the first aid kit is all out of rose quartz"
A handwritten card that says "ideas for greeting cards"
Cover of an album, _Agnes 'Sis' Cunningham_
Screenshot, "Here's how Epstein broke the internet"