Jason Montgomery

@jason-montgomery.com

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As seen on Bluesky. Also known as Journ or Journ9er elsewhere. Accountant by day, gamer by night. He/Him. Part of @extralifeyyc.bsky.social. I'm trying. https://www.jason-montgomery.com

The Mr. Sulu minifigure from the LEGO Star Trek Enterprise bridge model set. He's holding a rapier.
Cover for Star Trek: Celebrations (2026). It features Beckett and Jennifer embracing and lost in each other's eyes while oblivious to a raging bar fight going on right behind them. T'Lyn is also here, quietly sipping a martini, being her usual unflappable self.
In a scene from the movie The Warriors, Cyrus addresses the assembled gang members: “Can you count suckas?”
An image in the style of a modern retro-styled Burger King ad. There's a Whopper hamburger front and centre, with the slogan "I hope you like text." But between the two half-buns of the Burger King logo, there's this in small red text: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. "When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
A snip from an order confirmation email that reads: "You earned 6699 Plus Points because you Placed an order."
An image of an anthropomorphic blue Visa credit card with arms and legs, leaning forward to tap itself onto a card reader to pay a transit fare. It looks like it is hitting itself in what would be its face.
A chaotic surreal nightmare involving tax time, inspired by a dark fantasy scene. A towering, faceless figure looms above, with an old-fashioned clock. AI-generated.