Jason Kelley at EFF

@jason.exposed

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cda.230 on signal. https://www.eff.org/about/staff/jason-kelley

this cat is fluffy and cross eyed
cosmo the fluffy fat dog is laying across me on a couch with his neck tilted impossibly towards my plate of pizza
that time Nancy Pelosi wore a ghanaian kente scarf with a bunch of other Democrats and kneeled
it's a picture of Cosmo, who is a fat fluffy white dog, sitting on a chair
smart car on a tow truck
A picture of a poster of Garfield at a computer that's old. the text says log off. above the poster it says "you purchased this item on April 10, 2026" which indicates that Jason bought it on eBay, and that can only be seen as capitalist.
it's a sticker on a laptop that says ancient chinese curse: may you live in interesting times. also very photoshopped
it's a big cherokee car that's old and white and beautiful with the license plate ESTINKA and some incredible bumper stickers like touch my mystery spot
A screenshot of several email messages from Home again Pet rescuers all looking for the same cat whose name is Luna. Luna has tried to break free on August 30, 2023, May 11, 2024, September 13, 2025, and today, June 12, 2026.
Screenshot of a Google AI Overview that begins mid-sentence with "…you best not miss." The response treats the Omar Little quote from The Wire as motivational advice, explaining that the line is "the golden rule when taking on the heavyweight" and offering encouragement to anyone "challenging a massive boss" or "making a bid for the top spot." It includes an embedded video clip titled "You come at the king, you best not miss. – Omar Little [The Wire]" showing a dimly lit image of the character.
Claude trying to tell me how to live my goddamn life. After it sent me alt text for the images, it said: The second one is the funny/notable one I assume you're capturing — the AI treating a quote lookup as an action request and "carrying out the order." Good example of AI Overview weirdness for EFF purposes?
Screenshot of a Google search for "word out there that we back up." The AI Overview misreads the query as a request to spread a message, responding: "In the immortal words of Stringer Bell from HBO's The Wire, I will certainly put the word out there: we back up!" It continues in an encouraging tone, offering to get "the message put out there loud and clear." A thumbnail from a TikTok video shows actor Idris Elba as Stringer Bell with the subtitle "I want you to put the word out there."
Twitter screenshot Aaron James @aaronjames619 says You're whole family is a disgrace. Hunter Biden @HunterBiden says I see your profile picture. That's Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them. That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving. You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.
a bmw with the bottom half white and the top half pink, clearly a custom job but a bad one
the connections puzzle from NYT Games but instead of the usual one or two words per box there are colors and different font sizes and configurations and half words and weird shit
the end link of the sway bar is not connected at all. it's like a ball and socket joint but the ball is outside the socket. if it were a shoulder the arm would be hanging off, all loose
multiple dogs howling into the air, one fluffy white dog in the middle is Cosmo. The dog on his right is a mixed breed named Amber. The dog on his left is a Chihuahua named Coco.
A screenshot of the map of the United States filled with multiple colored dots indicating technologies used by law-enforcement in different communities
screenshot of the homepage for the surveillance self-defense website, sd.eff.org.
A man in a blue shirt with a sly smile holds a coffee cup towards the photographer, sitting at a wooden table in a bustling cafeteria.
my stupid white dog is upside down in a hard with his legs in the air and his face staring you in the eyes because he is scratching his back on the astroturf
Screenshot with the following text, the last paragraph is highlighted: On December 18, 1854, a follower of Luther again attempted to reform the church, in this case by publishing a series of articles in newspapers and magazines. Like Luther, he risked persecution and punishment for being so bold as to criticize the established church. He had two great differences from Luther, however. First, the church this man criticized was not the Roman Catholic church, it was a Lutheran church. Second, the proposed revival and reform was stillborn; little was achieved in an external sense. But I think this Lutheran was a success in God’s eyes, and that we have much to learn from the “failed” reformer—perhaps as much as from Luther himself. The following quote, from a newspaper article published by this man on March 26, 1855, gives a clear view of his estimate of the “official” Christianity of his land: Sorry, something went wrong. Please try again.
Neon sign that should say MADE BY HAND With love ALL DAY EVERYDAY But neon is hard to keep up and the love is missing
The picture shows a man sitting on public transportation, possibly a bus or light rail, next to a large white dog. The man has short dark hair with some graying, a trimmed beard, and is wearing a denim button-up shirt over a yellow T-shirt featuring a cartoon character. He is holding a brown paper bag. The white dog, which appears fluffy and calm, takes up much of the right side of the image, with one eye and its nose clearly visible. Sunlight is streaming in from the window behind them, revealing an urban street scene with buildings outside.
pictures of poop
Photo of a picture of the PlayStation store with Helldivers two on sale for 20% off, today through October 8
Screenshot from an episode of the “Long Covid Hope” podcast with guest Kyle Warner, who claims to suffer from Covid vaccine injuries. The text reads: In this episode of the Long Covid Hope podcast, Sarah is joined by none other than Kyle Warner - pro athlete and now advocate and campaigner for the post-vaccine / vaccine injury community. Kyle discusses his post-vaccine story with Sarah, how he developed myocarditis and other debiliating symptoms after having the Pfizer vaccination, and how researching into this and treatments such as Hyperbariac Oxygen Therapy (HBOT) helped him to recover his health. This episode runs long as there is so much to talk about and Kyle is so well-researched and driven in his campaign to help others with Long Vaccine. Please check out the trigger warnings below before deciding that this episode is right for you today. Disclaimer: **Please note that we are not medical professionals and this does not constitute medical advice. Always speak to your doctor or medical practitioner before
They don’t want power, they want to endlessly critique power
It’s Andy dick four times
This is a sped up video of a palm tree being cut down
The text in this post is a joke I am not donating to Hamas
A screenshot of PredictIt with me betting on mamdani at 8:1 odds
My fluffy white dog cosmos face looking serene in the morning light
Screenshot of muting the word taco
Image of rock eater from the never ending story
Toyota Prius with the license plate I heart blsky
White dog with his snoot up in the air howling
Picture of a diagram of a shopping cart with leg hole closure seatbelt and handle marked
Snippet from the article. Of course, the left made it easy for them. The left really did purge conservatives from universities and other cultural power centers. The left really did valorize a "meritocratic" caste system that privileged the children of the affluent and screwed the working class. The left really did pontificate to their unenlightened moral inferiors on everything from gender to the environment. The left really did create a stifling orthodoxy that stamped out dissent. If you tell half the country that their voices don't matter, then the voiceless are going to flip over the table.
Guy with a cape and a top hat and an American flag tie (cropped out of the picture) holding up a sign that’s a picture of Elon snorting ketamine with an angry look. Below the picture it says ketamine dot gov
Rep Luna on December 24 on twitterx: Only 6% of federal workers show up in person full-time. This is ABSURD. If you are a government employee, you should report to work in person EVERY SINGLE DAY.
A very dark picture of a mostly black cat, all you can see are it’s glowing eyes, a little bit of its snoot and some of its paws and belly which are white. The thigh you can see, which is white is missing a leg.
Guy in a skeleton mask at a protest. One of his signs says fuck musk. The other says fuck you bitch boy, scan this face. That text is over top of a skull.
Protester holding up a sign. It’s a king of the hill reference. Bobby is kicking Elon in the nuts. The sign says that’s my data, I don’t know you
A license plate I found and took a picture of. It’s a rav 4 and the plate is AhrNaur
A fluffy white dog
Me holding a sign that says magma - make American government muskless again. Behind me is a Tesla dealership and many dozens of people.
Two dogs woooing at the camera. One is too close and he is white. One is further away and he is little
Remember, the same people terrified of DOGE wanted to hire 80,000 additional IRS agents to audit YOU.
A picture of a bookstores collection with things like radiation protective foods and the Celestine prophecy
Cosmo a big fluffy white dog sitting on a brown leather ottoman and looking at the camera
John Lennon legs
Facebook screenshot of a guy explaining who his judge was and how she treated him