Jason Heiser

@jason.heiser.org

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Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.

Margo Martindale aimin’ to please
Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a triumphant warrior holds a glimmering orb overhead and a caption reads, “You escaped with the Orb!”
Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline.
Old tweet from the bad site complaining about clouds.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag
Mr. Kidd, Dr. Tynan, and Mr. Wint, best friends for life.
Satiric executive order that says “KEEPING YUCKY RAISINS OUT OF OATMEAL COOKIES”
turning a big dial taht says "Tariffs" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
An ironic inspirational meme being shared unironically: “The man can't see the snake biting his wife, and the woman can't see the boulder on her husbands back, the moral of the story here is that sometimes a man can't see the pain his wife is suffering from and women can't understand the pressure men feel on a day to day basis, within couples we need to learn to understand each other more and communicate better so we can seek out the problems and turn weaknesses into strengths”
A smoldering Gene Hackman (wearing a wig) photographed by Herb Ritts for an unknown project.
There Will be Musk
Quit confirmation screen in the spirit of Robert Crumb’s “Keep on Truckin’” cartoon
Parody of Trump’s “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT” social media outburst with a spoof of Ronald Reagan exclaiming “I HATE MICHAEL JACKSON!”
Do not touch g spot on diskette.
Google suggesting the question “How common is vagina dentata?” for this search term.