Jason Maltzen

@jason.maltzen.org

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Working in game dev professionally since the 1990s, largely on MMO servers. Video games, cat pictures, hockey. Too many previous games to list. Started making games professionally with Ultima IX. Game dev merc for hire. he/him

draltha hair Grazer: requires pasture undead
Dumatnish "The Rough Trade"
You have selected an area with a light aquifer. Water might need to be pumped out or carried away. You have selected an evil area. You may find very unpleasant environs here. You have selected a savage area. The wildlife might be very dangerous here. You have selected an area near a necromancer's tower. You may be invaded very early by powerful foes.
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Photo of Cray-1 Supercomputer on display at the London Science Museum, by Irid Escent.
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"Your Slack workspace misses you, Jason!"
"Naturally Fresh Lavender & Bamboo Scented Clumping Walnut Shell Cat Litter, 14 lbs."
Every one of Karyl's posts is now hidden from view as Rude (Account).
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Image from a weather report centered around Ausin Texas with the lable "Crippling Weather Depression Zone"
Image of promo cards. Front and back of promo playing cards from Card Hunter, 5x7 Outpost Delta card in portrait orientation, and double-sided 5x7 Dresden Files Cooperative Card Game front and back in landscape.
Date column with a value "02/03..." cut off with excessive whitespace.
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Document header with the city seal of Portland, Oregon. City of Portland, Oregon Office of Neighborhood Involvement. Promoting a culture of civic engagement. CONSTRUCTION Noise Regulations. CHARLIE HALES, MAYOR Amalia Alarcón de Morris, Bureau Direct Noise Control Program 1221 NW 4th Ave, Room 110 Portland, Oregon 97204
Image of a damask red MGB with a chrome bumper
Barbary corsair Jolly Roger (pirate) flag. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jolly_Roger
PlayStation Accessories - InstallShield Wizard dialog with an install package name of "***IS_STRING_NOT_DEFINED***"
Snip of the kills of the dragon Amayi Lirinathasa Ciquara, "Amayi Flareheats the Ivory", a trained dragon. The dragon has 17 notable kills and 48 other kills.
Screenshot from Dwarf Fortress depicting several rooms with many dragons.
Account header for the bluesky account of fda.gov, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. Profile description is "Yes, it's really us! Our posts are FDA-approved"
Scene from The Blues Brothers with Illinois Nazis lined up and protestors shouting at them.
Cookie setting for "Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information/ Opt-Out of Targeted Advertising" with a slider set to "Active"
Image from the Superman (2025) of one of Lex Luthor's angry typing monkey troll posters.
Partial screenshot from Dwarf Fortress depicting a room with four adult dragons, one dragon hatchling, and a number of dogs. The adjacent room contains nest boxes, 5 adult dragons, 5 dragon hatchlings, and a turkey. A large pool of magma is below the rooms, separated from them by rough rock walls.
"VIBE DEPLOY"
Screenshot from Atari "720 Degrees: Skate or Die" with bees chasing the skater.
Pop-over advertising "Meet Reclaim, our new AI calendar. Use this free app to defend more focus time in your day." with options "Create your free account" or "Not today"
An announcement popup with the title "Workspaces are now Notebooks!" Popup text reads "Take advantage of rich text, commenting, version history, and more alongside advanced analysis tools."
Sleeping black cat, curled up on top of a white Xbox One game controller.
Screenshot reading "Your workload, unloaded. Bug updates have arrived. Transform how you run your business with Intuit AI agents and much more, new In QuickBooks. AI agent availability varies by plan." with buttons "Maybe later" and "Explore what's new"
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Email subject: AI Roundtable - Gamescom Cologne 2025
Black and white cat, curled up with head resting on the base of a X-55 flight stick.
Sword fighting color match minigame from Puzzle Pirates
I Don't Wanna: The Dead Milkmen I Don't Wanna Be Learned/I Don't Wanna Be Tamed: The Ramones I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Basement: The Ramones I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You: The Ramones I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You (Live): The Ramones I Don't Want Nobody To Give Me Nothing (Open Up The Door, I'll Get It Myself): James Brown I Don't Want To Be Your Shadow: The Psychedlic Furs I Don't Want To Lose You: The Smithereens I Don't Want Your Love: Waterlillies
A person with a horse approaching a half-buried Statue of Liberty on the beach.
Text in image: "The future has arrived. Get a first look at your new AI-powered banking page."
Picture of the Time Bandits from the original movie.
Captcha reading "Please solve this puzzle so we know you are a real person." with only a "Verify" button.
An owl, perched on a branch with body facing away from the camera and head turned backwards staring directly at the camera.
Black cat curled up in a lap with eyes open staring at the hand petting it.
Long-haired black and white cat on its side on a bed with front toes curled.
Plugin Installation Plugin "JetBrains AI Assistant" was not installed: Failed to load the plugin descriptor from the downloaded archive. The archive is probably not an IntelliJ plugin.
Card art for the Harry Dresden deck from the Dresden Files Cooperative Card Game. Harry is standing in his signature trenchcoat firing his blasting rod with his right hand while holding a staff with glowing runes in his left hand. The building is on fire behind him.
Picture of the "restored" Ecce Homo by Elias Garcia Martinez in the Sanctuary of Mercy church in Borja, Spain.
Preview of an asset in Unity. The filename ends in "_Sphere". The image in the preview is a cube.
Generic Windows dialog box with the title "Visual Studio Code" and content "Error" and an OK button.
Shot of dialogue history from Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion: What can I do for you, my friend? Tamerlin: I need you in my party. Will you travel with us? Astarion: I would, but you have so many friends already. Tamerlin: [HirelingName_1_03d3080c-4144-7335-8478-a4fb38a54eb9] can stay at camp. Astarion: Excellent! Now that that's settled - lead on.
Three young cats on an outdoor patio, viewed through the window. One orange cat and one black-and-white cat sitting behind while a black cat is right at the window looking inside.
Partial screenshot from Rimworld with a zoomed-out view of a massive fire that has burned half of the image and is approaching buildings.
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"HDD DETECTED. For the best experience playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard, a Solid State Drive (SSD) is recommended. Only Low Graphics Settings are supported without the use of a SSD.
Aragorn, entering Helm's Deep.
Han and Leia trying to brace the trash compactor.
Grima Wormtongue and King Theoden of Rohan from the Lord of the Rings. Wormtongue is labeled "Elon" and Theoden is "Trump"
Black cat curled up in a lap with a derp tongue.
Image of Marty McFly from Back to the Future. "What's wrong, Elon? Chicken?"
Meme from "The Good Place". "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
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