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Here's Washington and a bald eagle slaying the British king after he transformed into his snake form
Pete Kegsbreath says "My delts are combat ready. Let's liberate some oil!"
A Burger King style logo that says "Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt."
"Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt." Done in the style of a Dune movie poster
A weather reporter standing in front of a map of the state of Colorado that is marked "FIRE; WIND; BLIZZARD"
Polymarket: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"
Marlon Brando from apocalypse now saying "the onions... The mustard..."
A picture of Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now saying " the onions ... The mustard..."
A hand holding two red and blue colored acetaminophen tablets next to a bottle of acetaminophen labeled "pain reliever"
"You have died from listening to RFK Jr."
"We have top men working on it" "Who?" "Top... Men..." (From Raiders of the Lost Ark)
A bright green frog with its mouth wide open, and a baby snake trying to escape from being swallowed.
A car fitted with a tactical baguette basket
A picture of a smiling President Obama with the caption "I've got immunity bitch!"
First frame: a man labeled "DOGE" shoots another man labeled "NWS" (national weather service) Second frame: the man labeled "DOGE" in the first frame says "why did Biden do this?"
A giant platypus rampaging through New York City
A picture of a large black supernatural cat and the text "Cat Sith: Fairy cat from Celtic myth that haunts the Scottish Highlands"
Plaque on the USS Arizona dedicated to the bravery of the sailors who died at Pearl Harbor, with additional text added that says "and to the brave Japanese pilots who attacked us in the name of the Emperor"
Two manly men with their arms around each other, walking home from their job at the manly robot factory, and waving to another manly man
John Roberts sweating profusely as he tries to decide between pushing a button labeled "major questions doctrine" and one labeled "unitary executive theory"
A photo of the Enola Gay with the word "not" written before the word "Gay"