JasonForHire.com (Looking for Design Work)

@jasondws.bsky.social

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#ProductDesign, #Disney Models & #Epcot. DnD occasionally. I help at RetroWDW. JasonForHire.com

Sun rise on a beach
Horse with a feed bag
Jan from The Brady Bunch "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!" meme but it reads, "Story, Story, Story!"
Jason with Kevin Smith at a showing of Dogma.
Hundtrds of small 1/1000 scale trees for the Epcot Horizons model.
A 3D resin printer with part of the WDW EPCOT Center Horizons model hanging from its build plate.
Andy Rooney from “60 Minutes”.
A Threads post by “emilypopcast” that reads: “AI artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds.”
3D printed roofs of the Epcot Center attraction Horizons.
Silicone mold of 3D printed plaques for the Horizons model from Epcot in Walt Disney World.
Snippet of the Disney Adult article that reads" And let's quickly clear up one thing: Theme parks are for everyone. Children, yes, but families, grown-ups, single people, divorced people, cheerful people, depressed people, dog people, cat people, Dodges Fans, Padres fans, whomever." "divorced people", "depressed people" and "cat people" is highlighted as OP is a sad sack. 😉
Beavis in full Cornholio mode with the meme text "I AM THE GREAT CORONAL HOLE!"
Epcot Center from the Simpsons.
Ebay listing for the RetroWDW EPCOT Center light up entrance fountain I designed and we gave away for the our 35th anniversary of EPCOT event. It is currently listed at $499.99.
Photo taken underneath Spaceship Earth in Epcot in Walt Disney World. You can see the fountain and monorail teal in the background passing by. The sunset is a gorgeous gradient of light purple and pink. There is a large crowd of guests. Just a stunning photo taken by the super talented @servoisnaked.bsky.social
Put this on your timeline and let everyone describe you with one word.
TV VHS screenshot of a TV news story showing a sinkhole and the title "Coming Up - Huge Hole"
The Star Wars “right” meme format. Anakin: “Animation Academy is returning to DHS.” Padmé: “Live animators are returning too, right?” Anakin: … Padmé: “Live animators are returning too, right?”
A post and series of comments: Original poster, furiosarah: “I need people to know that Olympic silver metalist Glorgia Villa is sponsored by Parmesan cheese and regularly post pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese” Photos of Olympic Silver Metalist Glorgia Villa holding a giant wheel of Parmesan cheese Westyll: “is there a brand or anything or just like the concept of Parmesan?” Jacqueline Zegler: “it hurts to see people living your dream (being sponsored by Parmesan cheese)(not an Olympic silver medal)” @messedupfoodz: “ the perfect woman doesn’t exist…” @drewdyck: “She sold out to big Parma”
A screenshot of the Bad Bunny half time show video on YouTube showing 19 million views in 11 hours.
Drew Carey and a TPIR contestant standing in front of a car. The contestant lols to be 12-18” taller than Drew.
Closeup of a scale model of the classic Walt Disney World EPCOT Center attraction Horizons
Scale model of the classic Walt Disney World EPCOT Center attraction Horizons in a clear acrylic case.
Scale model of the classic Walt Disney World EPCOT Center attraction Horizons
Miniature "Hot Wheels" style metal toy cars of popular Subaru cars.
Hall and Oates in a magazine ad for the Pontiac Fiero.
Millhouse's Dad from the race car bed meme except he is pointing to the $32,000 spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus. The meme text reads, "I sleep in a Spaceship recliner pod. Do you?"
Meme of the Mad Men “I don’t think about you at all” scene in the elevator. The character Ben Feldman has “Twitter” over his face representing Twitter. Don Draper has “Me” beside him. Under Don is the text, “I don’t think about you at all.” Fuck Twitter/X and the dipshit goblin that runs that shitty fascist hellhole.
My most interacted with on Bluesky via anisota.net
An article by the Defector website titled “An Illuminating Conversation With The Man Who Was Willem DaFoe’s Stunt Penis” Really Internet?!? This is a Monday morning article drop, really?!?!
Epcot's Living with the Land boat in the greenhouse.