Jason Elkin

@jasonelkin.uk

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👨‍💻Full-stack web dev, lead developer at @bump.digital 🏆3× #Umbraco MVP and Core Collaborator. ✝️Christian: Methodist Local Preacher and leadership team member at https://romseymethodist.church #umbraco #aspdotnet #dotnet #ADHD He/Him

The Adobe Creative Cloud installer. Circled in yellow is a checkbox, with text that reads: Adobe Genuine Service (AGS) Install Adobe Genuine Service (AGS) which periodically checks whether Adobe apps on this machine are genuine and may notify you if they are not.
A snowy picturesque photo of the bridge over the river Windrush on Sherborne street, Bourton-on-the-water, looking southwest over the bridge and down the street from the east bank. The bridge is small and low, with Cotswold stone houses lining the street behind it.
Dominant religious affiliation at district level according to the 2022 census in Germany. Mauve: Protestant, yellow: Catholic, green: Others (no denomination, other religion or not given). Dark: absolute majority (> 50 %), light: relative majority. Hatchings: Population share of Catholics and Protestants (right-inclined hatchings), and Others (left-inclined hatchings) at least 75 %. The “others” group nowhere is represented by more than 90 %, but nowhere by less than 10 % either.
Two large joints of Beef in a roasting in.
A screenshot from the BBC News app. Underneath a Photo of Sir Kier Starmer is the headline "Digital ID to be compulsory for all UK adults under government plans"
A dark purple circle on a white background. Below the circle is written #DB4981 - purportedly it's hexadecimal colour value. Overlaid on the image is it's actual value: #200d2f
A UDS - Ugly Drum Smoker, composed of an upright black-painted 40 gallon steel drum with two copper pipes, about half the length of the drum, attached vertically to its side and entering the drum at the bottom. The pipes are terminated with ball valves with bright red handles. From the back of the drum protrudes a tall chimney, about half the height again of the drum. A small amount of thin white smoke is exiting the chimney. The drum has a plain steel lid with two handles. Attached to the handle of one ball valve is a bright orange thermometer transmitter with two wires entering the drum under the lid. In the background a 6' dark wooden fence runs from the left of the shot and meets a dark wooden shed to the right. The drum sits on a wooden plinth, itself straddling a boundary between a dead lawn and block paving. Behind this a border with bark chippings and two small shrubs.
The frayed ends of two Cat6 cables, with their twisted pairs unravelling at random lengths. The purple outer sheath and translucent star filler are visibly chewed.
Approximately 100 different felt tip pens are led, roughly side by side, on a bright blue table. They're aligned with their cap facing north. Only their caps, and their very ends are coloured, their body is white.
The Woody and Buzz "Everywhere" meme. It reads: PRIVATE METHODS EVERYWHERE
In the foreground, the YouTube Studio streaming interface is loaded on a PC monitor. In the background, a lectern stands to the left of a wooden altar table with an open bible on it. Between them on a wall is a Christian cross. Trailing across the wooden floor from the lectern to below the PC monitor is a long purple cable.
Two black Cat 6 patch panels sit on a wooden shelf. Above them, just in frame, is a small router on another wooden shelf. Several short green patch cables run from the router to the panels. Short red and orange patch cables run between the panels.
A hand holds up an RJ45 cable tester. The Cable tester is plugged into a network cable. The tester is in two connected parts, for testing each end of a cable. On each part a green LED at position #4 is lit up.
Two astronauts in space look at planet Earth. The second astronaut, shocked, exclaims a realization: 'JavaScript on the server is a bad idea'. The first astronaut, holding a gun pointed at the back of the other, responds coldly, 'Always has been,' revealing they knew the truth all along.
A portly gentleman stands in a kitchen holding a frying pan. He's wearing glasses and a light blue kawaii ewok T-shirt. The gentleman successfully flips a pancake, which is followed a by cheer from an off-camera voice.
The "go", "grow leaf", "repeat" and "stop" Wonderblocks (anthropomorphic blocks representing actions) are holding hands in a line from left to right. "repeat" is forming a loop with "grow leaf", with a number 2 above his head representing how many more repeats there are.
A TV in a living room. Playing on the TV is a colourful scene where a group of anthropomorphic coloured blocks are holding hands. A green "go" block, 5 "do" blocks representing directions, and a red "stop" block are helping a frog to cross a river by forming a program.
A screenshot of an "AI Overview" from Google search which is talking about a known exoplanet "travelling at a speed of 1.2 million miles per hour, which is significantly faster than the speed of light" - I've underlined that last part in yellow.
Two small boys, a taller one in a bright orange coat and a smaller one in a blue puffer jacket, are stood with their faces pressed against the glass of a floor-to-ceiling, wall-to-wall window. We're on the 12th floor. Immediately outside the window are the many platforms of a busy Waterloo train station filled with trains. Beyond the station lies the London skyline stretching from the OXO tower to the left to the skyscrapers of Canary Wharf to the right.
Boromir "one does not simply meme". It reads: One does not simply take a stroll through the deep dark wood.
A screenshot of the Disney Plus app's homepage with a promo for "The IT Crowd". Beneath the show's title is a subtitle that reads: All Episodes Now Streaming. A big yellow arrow points to this subtitle.
Ka D'Argo, from Farscape - the most underrated Sci-fi show of all time. He looks like a cross between a Klingon and a Twi'lek.
A Christmas tree decoration that consists of a white arch with a nativity scene at the back and a hollow inside. Inside the bottom is a small hole where a fairy light from the tree pokes through, illuminating the arc putting the nativity scene in silhouette.
A panning shot across a line of Christmas trees, with various different styles of decorations, along the inside wall of a large building. The camera stops at a small 3D printer making something out of white plastic.
A breaking headline from the BBC News app. It reads: "Queen to miss start of Qatari state visit".