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@jasonplante.com

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Somewhere in ruralish NC #RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen. Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make, quoted from the movie Shrek, spoken by Lord Farquad who is sending his men out.

Signed hockey puck from Carolina Hurricanes forward Martin Necas. Encased in protective case and below a Hello Kitty plush.

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