Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

@jasontheaverage.bsky.social

5581 Followers 453 Following

Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman. Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

The new Kia logo with the A without a line through it, making it look like KN with a backwards N, and also slightly resemble the Nine Inch Nails logo.
A hamgina. A ham with a labia in the center, roasting on a foil pan with some of its cooked juices seeping out the front.
Screen shot from Emma™️ saying “I’m not Dutch I’m a woman”
A shot from the 1990 movie Flatliners with Kiefer Sutherland laying on a surgery table with hoses and wires connected to him. Standing around him are Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts, Oliver Platt, and Billy Baldwin.
Mel Brooks from Spaceballs sniffing a green can labeled “Perri-air” with. Larger perri-air can on the top right of the picture.
Picture of Mitch McConnell wearing a pin striped suit, a red polka dot tie, and an evil smile.
Jason Momoa with wind blown hair wearing a pink suit with a purple collar and pink ribbon trim. The suit has a pattern somewhat resembling paper snowflakes. He is wearing no shirt under the suit jacket.
Left - Will Poulter in a tuxedo in front of a British Academy Awards backdrop. Right - Sid from Toy Story wearing a black T-shirt with a white skull on it. Both pictures shown for the similarity in looks between the two.
Screenshot of a store display with a bottle of Dr. Peepee Cream Swirl with the words “do you dare to cream?” To the left is a shelf full of 2 liter bottles of Diet Conk.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from Jane Weidlin of The GoGos. A rainbow against a sslightly cloudy sky with the words “every time someone complains about pride month, God sucks a dick”
Black and white picture of Jason Bateman wearing a leather jacket over a white shirt. He has a beard and is running his hands through his hair. It appears to be raining.
Animal Kaomoji Test - BabyBear
Two purple slugs with the words “both want to be the male” and “only one gets to be. They fight with their male organs for the right. The loser gets pregnant. “ in the top right of and “the most honest statement in reproductive cost in biology” at the bottom left. Below there is a diagram of the sex organs of the slugs.
A tattoo on a forearm. It had a mushroom with a yellow and purple cap and a butterfly above it with pink and blue wings.
Chevy Chase as Cow Man on the SNL sketch Goatboy. He has a large ring in his nose with cow ears and a hoof on his left hand. He’s wearing a tan leisure suite jacket with a white wide collared shirt.
Screenshot of a very sexy and posted by Faine Greenwood.
A picture of the cover of TV Week featuring Grover the muppet over the shoulder of a smoldering Elliott Gould in a white Henley and brown overalls.
Black and white picture of Jason Bateman in the rain. He is running his hands through his hair and is wearing a leather jacket over a white shirt.
Mr Mustachio, a dark gray and white cat with what appears to be a mustache. He is laying on a mesh basket.
A grey cat with white paws laying inside a box on a gray and white striped blanket.
Picture of a massive arm shaped dildo next to.grey soda can. Beside it are the words “extra large tyrannosaurus sex. Above are the words “get a bad dragon” they said. “It’ll be fun”, they said.
The Lion of Gripsholm Castle, a very badly taxidermied Frankenstein looking male lion.
Picture of a hamgina with juices below it on an aluminum pan.
Black and white photo of Jason Bateman with messy hair and glasses, wearing a leather jacket over a Jean jacket, over a t shirt.
A screenshot of a post by fungible thadius with the word current above a picture of a lady on the shoulders of some guy while holding up a martini and a bottle of booze “We just did coke up the butt”
The band Kiss from left to right, Paul Stanley, Peter Criss, Gene Simmons, and Ace Freyley with the band name on lights behind them.
A picture of the NASA logo with SATAN in the place of NASA. Below it says “nasa is just satan minus the t. That’s why they say t minus when they blast off.
Ancestry DNA results showing 31% southeast English, 14% Devon and Somerset 12% West Midlands. 11% East Midlands, 4% north east England, 14% northwest German, 2% northern wales, and 1% Irish
Screenshot of a custom feed of emceekayvee and BooBooKitty with a thirsty Thursday post from emceekayvee featuring a pic of her wearing a denim jacket over a v neck white shirt and a comment from BooBooKitty.
Picture of Jason the Average from high school. It’s a black and white photo of him with long hair and bars in front of him.
Chevy Chase as cow man. Dressed in a tan leisure suit with hooves, cow ears, and a nose ring.
Yearbook picture of Jason the Average with long light brown wavy hair and a pink shirt.
A photo of two Nike LeBron James XXII Monopoly tennis shoes. They are tie died red, blue, orange, and green with a yellow tongue and shoelaces.
Screenshot showing Bluesky is restricting certain features in my area until I can verify I’m an adult
A husky sitting across the armrest of a brown leather couch with his front paws crossed.
A desk with pieces of the ceiling collapsed on it and a light fixture hanging down onto the desk chair.
A screen shot that says Unjerrified. In accordance with Bluesky terms of service, this user will never be Jerrified.
White poodle with red ears wearing a light blue sweater and sunglasses
A picture of Jason Momoa wearing glasses, a pink jacket, and a white shirt.
Picture of a husky sitting on a brown leather couch with is front legs crossed over the armrest.
Picture of two large Christmas balls in front of a phallic shaped tower, presumably in Dallas.
A large ham with a vagina sitting on aluminum foil.
Screenshot of Cult Papa’s profile page showing he has 9.4k followers and is following 1.2k with 10.2k posts. The it says he/him not a cult just really obsessed with a link to his linktree and his best posts.
Screenshot showing the person I chatted with most being Trickykat.
Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, and Ron Weasley all in white shirts with gryffendor ties. Harry and Hermione are wearing jackets.
A poodle with red ears and a husky sleeping on a brown leather couch.
A pic of Winnie the Pooh standing behind Jeffrey Epstein and another gentleman with his arms on their shoulders. Above it is text from Kira stating “nooo Winnie the Pooh is in the Epstein files!💔💔
Pic of me in my high school yearbook from junior year. I am wearing a pink button up shirt and have long curly hair. Strangely despite my beautiful hair and striking features, I was not a hit with the girls. Probably the autism.
Fat Bastard from Austin powers lying naked on a bed with bits of food all over his face and body. The words “I’m dead sexy” are at the top and bottom of the picture.
I picture of me at 17 with long wavy light brown hair, wearing a green button up shirt. I have a sword in my mouth and am holding a bull whip.
Screen shot of McDonalds app showing an order of a medium sprite.
Screenshot of a post by the glennis show saying “you ok? You’ve barely touched your crocissant”. Below there is a picture of a croc shaped bread with croissant and butter shaped jibbitz’.
Screenshot of profile for the imposter JasonTheAverage. Shows he has 50 followers, 57 following, and 4 posts. Loser numbers, tbh. The pic is a man in a white t shirt, gray hair, glasses, and a beard, holding his left arm behind his head and sticking his tongue out.
Two wrapped cookies on a counter top. One has a label that says “coops creations churro” and the other says “coops creations banana blast”
A man in grey sweats standing next to a shorter woman with dark hair wearing jean capris and a Dicks Sporting Goods polo. They are in the middle of a sporting goods store with their backs to the entrance.
A man in a black robe and hat with a bird mask. He is holding a cane in his right hand.
A picture of a bag of Krusteaz light and fluffy buttermilk pancake mix labeled “party size”. The caption “WTF do you mean party size. Who’s having pancake parties and why have I not been invited?”
A drawing of a hotdog with mustard on a bun. The top of the background is mustard, the bottom is black, and there is a hot dog colored border. At the top of the border are the words Lips and Assholes.
A picture of the Letter People, boys as consonants and girls as vowels. Each letter had a personality and a name that utilized the given letter.
Jason Momoa wearing black glasses and a pink jacket over a white button up shirt. He is in front of a blue background with writing on it.