Two Whoppers Junior

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The man with no name. The horse is called Rodney.

NFL QB patriarch Steve Grogan
Indianapolis Colts "2014 AFC Finalist" loser banner
"See, they're McDonald's. I'm McDowells..."
A man smiling in front of a picture of him smiling.
A bunch of clowns and idiots with the sign "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously"
Among a large waddle of penguins, a single penguin sings 'I gotta be me, oh I just gotta be me."
Trending topics from an alternate, happier, fake universe.
Top: "When you heat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that." Bottom: Photo of Italian grocery from 1953, offering items at 1953 prices.
Phillies reliever Warren Brusstar, whose mustache was so formidable you could land a C-130 on it.
Former Secretary of Norms Merrick Garland
"Fine, Heather: My Life in 12 Bad Choices. A memoir by Marco Rubio. Foreword by Sen. Susan Collins"
Kurt Warner, 2004, New York Giants
Asking ChatGPT "How is babby formed?"
34-year-old actor Kyle Derin of Springfield Heights 90210
Dumb Jeopardy returning champion Wolf Blitzer
Dr. Steve Brule screaming for a doctor.
Dumb-ass steakhead news anchor in the movie "Idiocracy"
"I'm pregnant!" shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife. He places a finger on her lips. "No, it is I who am pregnant," he says. "Pregnant with the next great American novel." He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.
Nose-mining toddler on a greeting card in the sympathy card section
Budd Dwyer about to eat his lunch.
Ty Cobb (the attorney, not the ballplayer)
Annoying jazz guy from I Think You Should Leave
Alex Torres delivers a pitch while wearing a streimel retrofitted as a Mets cap.
Tom Homan sleeps in a race car. Do you?
Consecutive bsky posts labeled as "Intolerance"
Burger joint menu with the slogan "WE BELIEVE THAT OTHER BURGERS ARE SHIT"
Democratic representatives clad in kente cloth kneel performatively
Hand-painted sign saying "TWO BAD NEIGHBORS" from the Simpsons
Muting the word 'shitlib' because only assholes use that.
"Worse Than Watergate: The Secret Presidency of George W. Bush" by John W. Dean, Former Counsel to President Richard Nixon
Bill, Hank, Dale, and Boomhower from King of the Hill
Hillary Clinton staring at a cluttered apartment kitchen.
Walter Cronkite of CBS news ruining everyone's day by announcing the death of President John F. Kennedy
It's a big club, and you ain't in it