I’m jatman

@jatman.bsky.social

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I’m a real nowhere man. 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇺🇸 If you DM me, put in the message how you know me. 🚫 No pitches of any sort unless I already know you. Sharp tongue.. sharper pitchfork.

Hand holding a Molotov cocktail with the text "You don't need to be a wizard... To cast fireball"
Rubber stamped "Certified A.I. Bullshit"
Black and white drawing of a raccoon with its right paw outstretched toward the viewer with the text, "I just wanted you to know... I'm gonna steal that."
Reflection of a mustached man emitting an obvious "OOF!" from the top face of a washing machine with a dial labeled "OOF SIZE" and options "Small", "Medium" and "Large".. set to the last option.
Fake old school "Intel inside" logo reading "incel inside"
Close-up of lips smeared with Cheeto crumbs and a Cheeto approaching the open mouth
Vladimir Putin naked on a pink saddle in a pink horse holding pink reins
Fake / bot account profile with the name "Dept of Queer, Intersex, & Transgender Affairs" blocking me
Image of a man with a mustache emitting a silent "oof!" reflected off a washing machine with a dial that shows "OOF SIZE.. Small.. Medium.. Large" set to "Large".
Four photos of Chuck Schumer eating
Cartoon of an old man from a 1970s Pepperidge Farms ad on TV with the text, "Pepperidge Farms remembers."
Cartoon of Bart Simpson writing "Where are the Epstein files" repeatedly on the blackboard in detention
Meme of Donald Trump losing a file folder labeled "TOP SECRET" behind his back and the text, "Stealing this like Trump steals classified documents"
Cartoon of an old Pepperidge Farm ad on TV with the text, "Pepperidge Farm remembers"
Greg Bovino with a crazy Ren & Stimpy grin in the top pane and Ren & Stimpy with the same wild-eyed grin in the bottom pane
Chuck Schumer eating
A photo of Don Rickles in a tux with the text, "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public"
Photo of a MAGA rally at which the participants are wearing ear bandages
Don Rickles in a tux with the text, "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
Triptych of three scenes from a Mad Max movie, with the text, Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me:
Meme of Somali pirate from the 2013 movie Captain Phillips pointing his right index and middle fingers toward his eyes, saying, "We're the shithole country now".
Pets.com sock puppet from TV ad
Photo of Carlos Santana laughing (by Norm Buller)
Dead Kennedys' "Kill the Poor" single cover
Sticker with a cartoon man giving a "thumbs-up" gesture with the words "Hang in there. It gets worse."
The character Herbert Lee "Cowboy" Coward from Deliverance
Fake news paper with "headline" trumpeting "the creation of a Unified Reich" from a 2024 Trump campaign video.
Mustached man's face reflected from a washer surface with a dial that reads "OOF SIZE" (small, medium, large).
CAPTCHA with the text "Select all squares containing someone on the Jeffrey Epstein list." Each square is part of Donny Trump's face. All squares have been marked with a check.
Elon Musk brandishing a chainsaw handed to him by Javier Milei of Argentina at CPAC.
Photo of SS officer inspection
Stick figure guy using a stick to poke an NRA logo with caption, "C'mon do a Resist Tyranny".
Meme with two pairs of frames. Top: Padmé Amidala (right) asking Anakin Skywalker (left): "Sean Duffy knows he can't lose air traffic controllers, right? Bottom: "Right?"
Tylenol logo. Text below: "Nice try. Release the Epstein files."
Mickey Mouse carrying an American flag that has the stars portion replaced with a swastika.
Placard on a bar that says "We serve our drinks NEAT because F*CK ICE"
"The Washington Post, Democracy Dies in Darkness" slogan
Photo of White women at a "Women for Trump" rally with the text "Women who support Trump ignore the sexism so they can enjoy the racism."
A collage made from various far right / fascist "influencer's" call for CIVIL WAR and banning the Democratic Party.
Man's face saying "oof" reflected from the surface of a washing machine with dial "Small / Medium / Large" and "OOF SIZE" under it.
Don Rickes smiling in a tux with the text: "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
Four frames of a political cartoon. Upper left text: "Government should be smaller!". Upper right and lower left text: "Smaller!" Lower right text: "Perfect" as the leader sits on a throne with a guard on each side.
A cartoon of a man who looks a lot like Rupert Murdoch with a plate full of cookies saying to a White construction worker in a high-vis vest and hard hat with a plate holding one cookie while pointing at a Black man with no cookies, "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie."
Image of Charlie Kirk from a fake Turning Point USA poster with his signature small face saying, "Dear liberals, every time I make a straw man argument, my face gets smaller. Please help."
Photo of a "Women for Trump" rally with all White women in the scene. Text: "Women who support Trump ignore the sexism so they can enjoy the racism."
Image of the WSJ article on the birthday card sent by Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein