@jawless-fish.bsky.social

@jawless-fish.bsky.social

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I'm broke so asking me for $ is useless. Despite this header my posts are pretty positive tho

A sand cat looking at the camera. It looks like a littlest pet shop character
A row of very cute baby seals in business suits from https://www.irasutoya.com/2026/04/blog-post.html?m=1
‪Brendan O’Kane‬ ‪@bokane.org‬ · 3h how does he do it, folks ‪Rebekah Valentine‬ ‪@duckvalentine.bsky.social‬ · 3h i love my kitty cat so much
A section of a book report with the text What did you learn from this book? nothing Would you recommend this book to a friend? mayby (original spelling) Rate it. How many stars would you give it? There is a section with 5 empty stars to fill in. Kid me filled in 2 and a half
an Instagram post by funnyfacebakery that says If Molly was your favorite, you're gay now
Mario Lopez as Coach Slater from the Saved by the bell reboot
The phenomenon is entirely geometric. Spherical particles, such as many enveloped viruses, absorb ultrasound wave energy more effectively. It's that accumulation of energy inside the particle that causes changes in the structure of the viral envelope until it ruptures. Therefore, if viruses were triangular or square, they wouldn't undergo the same 'popcorn effect' of acoustic resonance," Bruno explains.
A Google maps screenshot of 69 Dick Huff Ln.
Neon yellow Text in the marathon font on a black background that reads I WANT A LAPTOP WITH RAM SO BAD in title case Smaller text reads THIS LOOKS SICK BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT. Miniscule text reads ALYSSA I HATE YOU FOE STEALING MY RAM IN 2023
A screenshot of the playlist Life Is Strange, which shows the person who created it's username is chloe, not capitalized. Their playlist has 137,068 saves and lasts 1 hour and 8 minutes. The background of the screenshot is brown and the thumbnail appears to be a screenshot of Chloe facing away from the camera and looking at a wall of photos
A phone home screen with all light purple and gray app icons that match the wallpaper, a Chinese silk painting landscape with muted, cool colors. At the bottom of the screen, there's a saturated blue and purple G for Google that is distractingly vibrant
A poorly Photoshopped image of Ronald Reagans face superimposed onto the iconic uncle sam needs you propaganda poster. Except, Ronald Reagan has a pride flag painted under each eye and text around the bottom of the image reads "I WANT YOU to vote for Sexy Ronald Reagan as your 2026 Tumblr Sexyman! Below the image reads Reagan needs YOU Ronald Reagan is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER! And you should vote for him as Tumblr Sexyman 2026! The button to go to whatever forsaken website this ad came from has the text Understand His Ways on it.
Admidst a dessert background, two cupids from love bullet say yehaw as they shoot their comically-large guns in the air. In front of them, a cupid in a beret and bulletproof vest says "Love Bullet will be released in ENGLISH" while the protagonist of the series looks vaguely stressed as she holds a confused bald eagle. The bald eagle has a halo and is thinking of the American flag with question mark
A watercolor picture of a chubby Pikachu on a white background
The words Manuscript Submitted in the same format as a dark souls noun verbed notification
An edited screenshot from Parks and Rec reading Veroxxotle. Proud to be one of America's 1 Companies
A picture of the back half of a real bus with the words gohrt.com on the window
A screenshot of Spotify rappes saying Tegan and Sara is my top artist with 3953 minutes listened which makes you a top 0.003% global fan
On April 21, after the filing deadline, Herrity announced his withdrawal from the race due to health reasons.[9] This made Reid the Republican nominee by default.[9] Four days later, The Richmonder reported that Governor Glenn Youngkin, also a Republican, had asked Reid to withdraw from the race, citing sexually explicit images and posts on a page on the microblogging platform Tumblr which had a username that matched the name Reid uses on other social media accounts.[10] Reid denied making the posts and pledged to remain in the race, arguing the effort to remove him from the ticket was due to his sexual orientation. Reid is Virginia's first openly gay candidate from either the Democratic Party or the Republican Party for statewide office.[11][12]
My avatar sleeping curled up on the floor like a cat instead of on the bed RIGHT NEXT TO HER
A chibi style person wearing a purple shirt with a white tie, brown wide leg shorts with puffy socks over purple and white converses. They have purple hair with blond highlights and a neutral expression.
Screaming Just take a moment and think about it- repost. credits to the og owner #franzkafka
A screenshot of a canvas comment showing "Huseyin" with the last name painted out "Oct 19 at eight fifty four A M nice..."
Text message saying You should become a cult leader Googles quick response options to it are "I am plus a thumbs up emoji, I will, Maybe, and I know
an excerpt of my Libby timeline: Pokemon Adventures: Red and Blue 2 next to Unicornado immediately followed by Moby-Dick
A Tiffany and co necklace crusted with white gems. Its pendant looks like a skinny cravat and has red gemstones in the middle
You know how to ball I know Aristotle
Screenshot of Spotify's recommended audiobooks for me: a book called folktales of Japan and a book called I'm in Love with the Villainess featuring two anime girls holding each other while smiling and looking into each other's eyes
A screenshot of Eternal Sonatas Wikipedia page just look at it I can't do it justice
A medicore drawing of hornet with the words September 4th Silksong underneath
A photo excerpt of a book that reads "you can pay attention to around (highlight start) four different things in your visual field at once but only if they are distributed evenly in your visual field (highlight ends)
Chart of What the Novelty Coasters my job sells Are About: 1. "Haha I'm old Jokes 2. " Haha I'm old Jokes (sexual)(not even funny) 3. "I'm an alcoholic but it doesn't count if I only drink wine, right?" 4. Actually funny stolen tweets from 5+ years ago 5. I HATE my husband/wife (every coaster is aggressively gendered)