Jay Sinclair Riddick

@jay-riddick.neocities.org

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28 || she/her || Video essayist, game designer, writer, lesbian, infrequent CTA passenger. Text is occasionally not work-safe but images are mostly just boring nerd stuff.

A collection of screenshots from Escape from Tarkov’s 20x1mm toy gun, a blue plastic pistol with an external box magazine in front of the grip. The discs are as weak as possible, dealing a single point of damage with no penetration, and the gun can take an extended magazine to double the quantity from 10 to 20 discs. The weapon is primarily meant to be trade fodder.
Lobo, my 2 year-old shepherd mix with tan-brown markings, smiling in front of a set of cabinets. There is a ball between his front paws.
“Yes! This is a REAL ATOMIC BOMB* *This bomb has been demilitarized, is has been rendered permanently inoperable. THIS IS THE ONLY ATOMIC BOMB ON PUBLIC DISPLAY IN AMERICA” on a board in front of an inert Davy Crockett warhead on display in Volo, Illinois’ Automotive museum. The warhead is about five feet in length, oblong, and gray.
“You supported Magica🌀Musica!” On Ko-fi
A drawing of the Taurus 4510PLYFS, a revolver that can load .410-bore shotgun shells. The traditional polymer grip has been replaced with a wood grip, the barrel bears the name “Serpentshot”, and following that text and on the grip itself are a stylized depiction of a biting snake.
A heavyset blonde woman in a black tee shirt, he’s a, and long blonde hair with a center part holds IKEA’s famous blue shark plushie in a mirrored room with black curtains and fairy lights. I have not done a great job to actually look into the lens of the camera.
A white and gold car from the 1960s with orange plastic tires with a loop of lighting behind the lip of the rim. It is sitting in a clean white warehouse
A chubby brown rabbit is being held by a person in the background. In the foreground, an open hand is showing this rabbit a Hercules beetle. The rabbit is giving intense side eye at the beetle, which is sitting politely in the hand. Both of the people are white but their genders are rather ambiguous.
Me (a chubby blonde transfem) in an orange dress, tie dye mask, gold slightly cats’ eyed round glasses, and carrying a brown satchel. I’m walking down a sidewalk in a city. Train tracks run overhead behind me.
Tom Hanks and Lugia Robbets Star in “Leggy Clown”, from Neil Cicierega’s “Guide to Tom Hanks”.
The Doom Eternal iteration of the Doomslayer in the Fortnite Locker menu.
Mason Ramsey yodeling inside a Walmart
A drawing of the Cobray Ladies Home Companion, a gray Armsel Striker-style clockwork action gun, though without a foregrip so as to be sold as a revolver and skirt destructive device designation.
A cucumber sliced into seven thin coins, stacked next to the remainder of the fruit on a cutting board.
“You’ve sent $20.00 USD to Clown Depot”
A picture of me (a fat blond transfem) in just plaid joggers and a green bra, my hair running down past my chest.
Screenshot of the latest Tomodachi Life installment. My Mii, a tall blonde with a :3 face has a sprite of a guy hanging in the air, strapped to a propeller, making a crazy grin and holding a gun. “It looks like the Flying Fuck is on a walk.”
A painting of Saul Goodman dancing behind a counter with a television on it bearing the name “Mutato Labs” with an atom icon. Omni-Man, a small flying skull, and a Meowscarada stand and stare at him from the other end. Colorful pipes and gadgets abound. In the background is a large screen that reads “CANVAS FAILED TO LOAD”
Orson Welles Mii wants to be friends with C Sheri Shaw. “What should we talk about?” He asks, one of the choices being “cinematography” and the other being “Winston Overwatch”. The remainder of the text on screen is irrelevant.
A rendition of House of Leaves in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream labeled “Anomalous Tome”
A surprisingly detailed Mii of 70s Orson Welles standing with his hands on his hips.
My recreation of the screenshot of the secret room done in Animal Crossing New Horizons. Description of the room can be found in the previous alt text.
I gesture at my monitor displaying an Animal Crossing New Horizons hotel room based on one of the secret rooms from Ultrakill 8-2: Through the Mirror. A large conference table full of phones and papers sits on the left of a grassy area, the walls showing just blue cloudy skies. On the right is a red bed, above it is red numbers that read “142412”.
A Silverstone FLP02 computer case, a beige metal box with false floppy drives (which can be swapped out for proper 5.25” bay devices), a red toggle switch, a key lock, a turbo button (for running the fans) and a green display that would show the fan speed/duty cycle.
A Welrod pistol with the barrel only barely longer than its bullet, threaded and affixed with a muzzle brake. The back of the gun, where the rear sights should be, is replaced with a pistol sight mount loaded with a red dot, and on the right side of the gun is a picatinny rail to affix a flashlight or laser to. The gun is normal looking when unmodified.
Me sitting on the end of my bed in a black Jackalope shirt and rose gold oversized glasses. I have a heavyset build and blonde hair that hangs down well past my shoulders. I’m doing a peace gesture with my left hand.
I test if a keyboard key stim toy popular with kids presently fits on a standard Cherry switch and am delighted to report that it does, should you want a keyboard made up of maximalist bright pink sparkledogs.
Joe Biden stands and stares aghast at the cooling structure for a quantum computer, a glowing golden chandelier of heat sinks and baffles to pull heat away from the computer itself.
Rick from Kirby dances in a field before pressing a “blow up United States economy” button. The world explodes into flames and pictures of skulls and burning money flash on screen with text reading “THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY / PANIC”
A chart of my Animal Crossing turnip price in a profit calculator. The trend is a steady downward slide with no hope for a spike and thus no hope for profit. I cashed out at just over 50 bells, from a buy price of just over 100.
I’m sitting at my desk making attempts at P-ranking Fraud level 1 in Ultrakill. I’m a white woman with long blonde hair, a round face, large glasses, and am in a blue shirt and denim jeans. I’m making the SungWon Cho vertica nonchalant peace sign he does in all of his photos. On the desk is a keyboard with two tone gray caps, an inhaler, some controllers, a mic, and my hormones. I’m wearing wood-cased Grado headphones
A drawing of Animal Crossing: New Horizons with Rem from Deadlock in place of the animal friend the player is talking to. He says “Hey, I gotta summon The Patron… Could you help me farm Troopers?”. “The Patron” and “Troopers” are blue highlighted text. Two of his little helpers are strolling around the scene carelessly.
A square magnet with the Superjumbo Records logo in the corner. The bulk of the design is a hot dog with a solemn face in black cowboy gear reaching for a pistol in a holster, mimicking Marty Robbins on the album cover commonly associated with his memetic song “Big Iron”, made famous in Fallout: New Vegas. The text next to him says “Hot Dog Ballads | Franky Rawbuns”. Other hot dog-themed Superjumbo magnets surround it, though are not fully visible.
Art of my character, a woman in an orange shirt with blonde hair, sitting in a red chair in a cozy corner heavily based on the hideout from Deadock. She’s got a hand raised and is in the middle of speaking. The room is filled with warm, bright light.
A monitor displaying a YouTube upload of “When the Wind Blows (1986), the adult animated movie following an elderly couple in the days following a nuclear bomb dropping on London, but the video screen says “(!) This content isn’t available, try again later.” This is a real bug I’m getting on YouTube rn but I’m chalking it up to any two of YouTube, Firefox, Ad blockers, and Linux fighting each other and taking my ability to decode their bitstream from me right now
A painting of the quote-posted sketch. The original was a pencil sketch of Millie, an imp wearing a coat, pants, glasses, and boots, standing in the forest during rain. This piece expands on the scene, adding a manor in the background and layers of trees and shrubbery. Uses gouche, charcoal, and ink pen brushes in Procreate.
An Animal Crossing: New Horizons QR code for my 3D render “Utopian Scholastic”
A man at a podium in the Will County courthouse (located in Joliet, IL) listens to testimony from a cop. Neither of these men are Cecil Wontkins-Coogler, who is a guy I made up for a bit and gave a silly additional last name to ensure this couldn’t be construed as a legitimate human being.
Three big red buttons on the wall, with “refrigerator 1”, as well as 2 and 3, printed to the side of them. The big red button is a generic asset used throughout the game. The text is on metal plates installed adjacent to each button, without any regard for how this looks. These three buttons and their associated plates are on a blank green wall, under a wall lamp. This is quite obviously the work of a developer expecting a proper art asset to replace this but no final art pass could happen.
A star surrounded by balloons and confetti grinning, used commonly as the “Officer down!” Meme’s background.
Lobo, a gray-brown shepherd mix, is laying in my lap and staring at the camera. I am partially out of frame so only my jaw and torso is visible.
The block toy for children in which pegs of unique shapes can only fit in their respective holes. This is being used unironically and the pieces are indeed fitting down the proper holes successfully and as intended.
Me holding the silly coelacanth plushie designed by My Silly Comics. It’s got a :3 face, split with each half a smiley face. There’s hearts and stars all over his side to resemble glimmering scales.
Completing the final boss blind in a yellow deck black stake run of Balatro. Jokers include the driver’s license, shoot the moon, hack, splash, and a foil brainstorm. In other words, queens in hand give +13 mult, cards between 2-5 are played twice, all cards played are scored regardless of hand type, and then the score is multiplied by nine.
A painting of an individual holding the USFA ZiP .22, a boxy and unorthodox handgun made of plastic. The background is comprised of overlapping green stripes.
A picture of a yacht on the water. Gabe Newell, a Caucasian man with long gray hair and a thick white beard, in a white button up and black glasses, is in a round frame next to the yacht, implying it is his.
A render of the Euthanasia Coaster, seen from an oblique angle. After a tall drop is a series of increasingly tight loops, designed to starve the brain of oxygen and thus cause a peaceful brain death.
The box art for Bionic Commando (2009), the third person action title developed by GRIN and published by Capcom, known most infamously as “The Wife Arm Game” after a particularly troublesome plot detail concerning Rad Spencer’s robotic arm.
A woman character in Payday 3 wearing a salmon-colored two piece suit (they use the same body model in the outfits), holding a Browning HiPower and a mask painted in various shades of red, white, pink, and a dark and a medium slightly blue-tinted green tone, covered in several sculpted eyes seemingly breaking out from under the material of the mask itself. From a glance, it appears to be the flesh of a rotting face covered in eyes.
A child in a stock photo, inexplicably strapped to a dinosaur plush holding a microphone, grins at the camera with an index finger raised, as if he had a great idea and is shouting “Eureka!”
Lobo, a gray and brown male German Shepherd mix about a year and four months old, laying in the grass with a beef femur. He is staring into the camera with some interest. He’s laying in front of a stone patio, and there are fallen leaves in the grass under him.
Me reclining in bed. I’m a white transgender woman with thick blonde hair, in a black tee shirt depicting Gordon Freeman of Half-Life fame attacking headcrab zombies in the style of the Doom art, thin rose gold glasses with large, round, slightly cat’s eye-shaped lenses, and a black conductor’s hat with a gold chain across the front and a gold and teal pin that reads “Nonstandard”, obtained from the Kickstarter for Max Krieger’s documentary on nonstandard McDonalds locations.
A man holds his head in agony and screams, with zoom blur.
Lobo, a gray-brown German shepherd mix with cream color bands around his neck and the inside of his paws, stands next to food and water dishes he made a mess of panting, in a living room with some autumn decoration on the table. He is wearing a chain collar, and is slightly blurry as he simply cannot sit still.
"Deadlock: The MOBA" written in the style of the logo for 2011's "Payday: The Heist", with distressed block letters, white for the main title and red for the subtitle.
Lobo, a grayish-brown shepherd, chews on a bone on a carpeted floor. A jolly ball and a rope toy sit next to him.
Cohost mascot Eggbug, a maroon oval with wings, six stubby legs, and a :3 cat smile, holding the Buster Sword from Final Fantasy 7, depicted as being as wide as Eggbug is tall, and several times its size.
Cohost mascot Eggbug, a maroon oval with wings, stubby legs, and a :3 cat smile, holding an AMT Hardballer pistol (a form of long-slide 1911) in one leg, with a forest camo M40 sniper rifle behind him, implied to be on its back. Eggbug and the guns have faint, but thick, outlines.
Fukurashi, the Scottish Fold cat with tabby markings belonging to game developer Masahiro Sakurai, eating from a Churu tube off-screen.