Jaybeans (or Stephen)

@jaybeans.bsky.social

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Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he

Never trust a fart
A mini coop parked in a driveway
A person has their arms crossed angrily They angrily shout out, "I GUESS!"
RoboCop versus Terminator, issue 1
Ben Shapiro tries to make a point or some such, as he buys a single plank of wood to support Home Depot
An email says, "Reminder: Today's Zoo Day Game will be Seven Innings" The next email says, "Important Update: Today's game will be 9 innings. We heard you loud and clear. Consider this a successful experiment in proving one thing: you really love 9 innings."
Someone pretends to use a Blade DVD to open a box that reads "do not use Blade to open" Wesley Snipes as quote tweeted the picture telling people he has seen it
Alysa's Gold named after Oakland legend Alysa Liu
A guitarist with long hair, an unpainted white face mask, and an empty bucket of KFC on his head
Bob and his enemy are stuck in an elevator; they're talking about having to return things There's a great line reading of "you son of a bitch!"
Wesley Snipes' character Simon Phoenix from the film Demoliton Man (I want to say 1994?) https://www.instagram.com/tyleroultonart/
my wife is "handimen hit on her thinking I'm the butler even though we only live in a 2-bedroom condo" out of my league
A meme of a cheap Willy Wonka experience
Scrappy the Rally Possum is leaping in an homage to the Dark Knight Returns, with lightning in the background illuminating the Oakland skyline
Hayley Atwell, as Peggy Carter, points a gun
Dante's Beatrice
A float made by PlayStation for the SF Pride parade
“When radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of ‘Uncle Tom’ smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil,” the logline reads.
Head: Most Of Wall Street Rises, But Sinking AI Stocks Keep It On Track For A Losing Week Subhead: AI stocks been under pressure recently because of worries their profits can’t possibly keep pace with the tremendous rallies for their stock prices. Stan Choe, AP
A screenshot from the point and click adventure game Police Quest
Black Canary shows how her shoes are no more a vulnerability than Flash's ear wings
In the yer 3000, a chicken lawyer defends his client He says, "Your honor. I'm just a simple hyper-chicked from a backwoods asterod..."
Trump describing a photo of someone in a protest frog costume: Here is another example of a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor. The sign says, "First they came for the algae..." which is in reference to a famous post-WW2 statement about Germans not speaking out against the Nazis: "...Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me." ST THEY CAME ALGAE
"You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball." Says a manager to his team that is on a losing streak
Project Hail Mary title card
High Potential title card
Lost title card
A black cat sleeps on a couch
Black history is US history
Fox's Danger Theatre title card
Scrappy, the Ballers mascot, playing around with fans
Besides baseball scrappy's favorite pastime is scavenging for the best food around. Like the Ballers, he loves supporting local Oakland talents so he founded scrappy's test kitchen. This truck invites local chefs with Big dreams and delicious ideas to test out their recipes and all of us. We hope you enjoy what's cooking