Hump day connoisseur

@jaybrd.bsky.social

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Pattern design, software engineering, music, anxiety, adhd, depression, etc.

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Over my shoulder selfie with my dog brew sitting on the floor in the top left
CatDog and friends cheese nips box
Couch selfie in a tank top
A cannoli with shaved almonds
Indie looking through my legs
Frappe so good had to ride it meme but changed to say song so good had to ride it and the frappe is swapped with brand new chanel$ album art
(Crying, farting) Tammy from Bob’s Burgers
Futuristic society
My dog indie curled up asleep on a crochet blanket I made
Baedega provincetown sign
My white ass with a tank top sunburn
Chicken Milanese in lemon sauce over spaghett
Smell his colon memes
Kyle Richards holding a 3DS and smiling slyly at the camera
Provincetown weekly forecast showing weekend of rain and sadness
My dog brew smiling at the camera and wagging his tail while between my legs
Me in sunglasses
NyanCat meme
A monochrome mirror selfie for mcm because why not
Woman in car screaming with close up overlay of her face and motion blur
Me wearing a petiteknit sophie scarf in red rowan felted tweed yarn
My dog Brew with a toy shaped like a phone
Its more likely than you think meme with text “a gay? In my 1m?” It’s more likely than you think FREE PC CHECK!
Ruggable email signed Trixie M.
Charli xcx b&w smile close up
Tin of “Gooch Goo” anti chafe balm
My dog Indie laying down on the couch with her back leg sticking out
IG story from madonna account with an image of her being carried by fans with her in an “on all fours” position and a very similar keith Haring painting under it
Nokia 1011
Orange chicken in a bowl on my lap
Next WIP (a sophie scarf in red rowan tweed) next to some pasta
Big yellow bear with a top hat and pink bow tie with text under them saying “Who need they frontal lobe ate?”
Brew and Indie looking at the camera in their window lookout spot
Me wearing my finished sheep beanie
Me in some black boxer briefs and my head is cropped out
Indie laying in bed next to my work computer and a pillow
Indie looking cute with a blue and pink crochet Grammy bandana
The one time I tried doing a mustache
Princess Peach but with a massive ass winking cutely
Brew and indie snuggling with me in my bed
Selfie of me wearing WIP baa-ble hat on my head
Indie the pit bull terrier mix taking a snooze in bed
Shes my collar feat kali uchis playing in spotify by the gorillaz with gorilla in bottom right circled
Gorillaz Demon days album cover with top left gorilla circled in spotify mobile layout with DARE playing
Black tshirt with “That’s so “girl wearing a skirt as a top”” a photo of hilary duff, and “you shouldn’t call things gay, its insulting” on it
Tiktok thank you Barcelona meme woman with giant hat
Shutting down screen windows vista ultimate
Woman in car with superimposed image of her screaming with motion blur
Nina Bonina Brown well… its over meme
Instagram for you page with a bunch of butt and weird ass posts
Dog with lollipop and helicopter hat meme
Lady Gaga in secretary glasses with coiffed hair using a laptop.
Photo of knitting wip sitting on top of the pattern with a heart shaped marker to mark the round
Two snails on some wet steps