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‘It breaks your heart, it is designed to break your heart.’ - A. Bartlett Giamatti

Weird Al singing Dare to Be Stupid at Fallsview July 5, 2026.
Screenshot of Google search having trouble getting an AI overview for the search ‘bezos stopped post from endorsing kamala’
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Pope Leo XIV Head of the Catholic Church (2025-present)
A whale exploded by morons in Oregon in 1970.
Hansel from Zoolander 2, wearing 4 rings and no shirt.
162-0 FINAL RECORD 160-2 ALL-TIME JUGGERNAUT A+ 99 GM SCORE / 100 162-0.net C Sandy Alomar CLE • 1990s 1B Joe Torre STL • 1970s 2B Frankie Frisch SG • 1920s 3B Troy Glaus ANA • 2000s SS Bobby Witt KCR • 2020s LF Hank Greenberg DET • 1940s CF Turkey Stearnes DS • 1920s RF Gary Sheffield FLA • 1990s DH Nate Colbert SDP • 1960s
Sari from Star Trek Discovery walking next to Burnham. He has a very similar walk to Wemby.
TCM UPCOMING SCHEDULE. NEXT STAR OF THE MONTH: GREGORY PECK MAROONED (1969) GREGORY PECK & RICHARD CRENNA THEN MOBY DICK (1956) GREGORY PECK & RICHARD BASEHART LATER CAPTAIN HORATIO HORNBLOWER (1951) GREGORY PECK & VIRGINIA MAYO
Wheelie from Transformers: The Movie
The USS Voyager with the title “Timey wimey stuff”
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Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption standing shirtless in the rain with his arms stretched out and looking up to the sky.
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Junkions dancing to Dare to Be Stupid
Yoda in Attack of the Clones says “BEGUN THE CBA NEGOTIATIONS HAVE”
Label Scanner Handle or URL: Jayfan.bsky.social Search 3 labels found: From Joined Labeler: Joined Aug '23 This profile was created in August of 2023. 2025-04-03 From The Cave of Trophonius: Crushed (Piano) A manner of death, perhaps 2024-07-07 From Skywatch Blue: Bluesky Elder This user has been here since before the media tab (August 2023). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. This label is meant in jest and dates to early experiments in labeling. It is applied to the first 800,000 Bluesky accounts. Appeals honored.
The Alienware Aurora R4, with an art deco locomotive look, tasteful RGB highlights, and moving vents across the top.
John Hammond in Jurassic Park saying ‘I really hate that man’.
A douchey looking guy in a blue pinstripe suit and a red shirt with beach blonde hair and a brown goatee thing. It’s Justin Timberlake singing dick in a box.
Ted McGinley on The Love Boat
JOE DON BAKER IS "MITCHELL'!
The hosts of What Not to Wear
Close up section of the edge of earth showing the small crescent of atmosphere that keeps us all alive.
Cineplex popcorn characters from the grizzled vet to the little brainiac.
Will Smith in Suicide Squad saying ‘we some kind of Suicide Squad’
Pokémon go notification that popped up while I was in a coughing fit offering a task to catch a Weezing.
Screenshot of my mailbox filtered to emails with word Snowfall showing Disney+ sending emails every couple days for over a week begging us to continue watching. It’s very weird.
Bob Newhart from The Bob Newhart Show with the words Bob Newhart across the screen.
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“UNITED STATES HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL MUSEUM” in the ‘You wouldn’t… meme format.
Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan saying to Matt Damon ‘Earn this.”
Matt Shaw’s 2025 splits, where he had an .808 OPS vs lefties and an anemic .649 vs righties.
Notification announcing “Yellow Advisory - Freezing Drizzle for Toronto” from The Weather Network. It’s a freezing rain alert but not a well thought out phrasing choice.
The Grinchiest Meal of All Time. It’s a Big Mac (there are other choices) combo with tater tots and socks.
John Paul II statue in Rome looking like a certain dark knight.
View of the SkyDome field about a half hour before game 7 of the 2025 World Series!
George spring giving the ‘I dunno’ signal
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Trey Yesavage warming up
PLAY BALL! 2m ago Jays' rookie Trey Yesavage throws 1st pitch to Dodgers' Shohei Ohtani as World Series gets underway. Follow game updates
Wide angle shot of SkyDome from the 500’s behind 1st base a half hour before World Series game 1!
Game 7 unsurprisingly sold out.
Wide angle shot of the field at Roger’s Centre 30 minutes before Game 7 of the ALCS.
Democrats 2018 I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE OTHER GUYS?
4 SPRINGER DH .000 38 LUKES 27 RF .000 GUERRERO JR. 1B 5.000 47 BARGER 3B .000 30 KIRK 5.000 HR VARSHO CF .000 25 SANTANDER LF .000 GIMÉNEZ SS.000 CLEMENT 2B .000 HR RBI AVG OBP SLG
Wide angle view of Roger’s centre from the 500 level behind the plate. A gigantic Canadian flag is unfurled in the outfield.
CBC Headline: ‘Marineland says it needs money from Ottawa or its belugas will be euthanized’
Three different Beer types all coming from same source
The escalator going into Bally’s casino in Las Vegas lit up red
Herb Tarlek from WKRP holding a phone in his hand.
Ellie Arroway from Contact saying “It seems like an awful waste of Space”
Justin Klugh & @justin_klugh Follow JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes 10:13 PM - 27 Oct 2015
Criminally underrated Hudson Hawk with a 31% from critics and 56% from audiences on Rotten Tomatoes.
Hulk time travel meme with text ‘BASEBALL!’ At the bottom
Ponda Baba from Star Wars. Walrus like alien with a poonani mouth/chin.
Album art for Tool’s album Undertow
Teams with most 20+ HR hitters 1 MIN 2019 8 C.J. Cron, Nelson Cruz, Mitch Garver, Max Kepler, Jorge Polanco, Eddie Rosario, Miguel Sanó, Jonathan Schoop 2 BALI 1996 7 Roberto Alomar, Brady Anderson, Bobby Bonilla, Chris Hoiles, Rafael Palmeiro, Cal Ripken Jr., B.J. Surhoff 3 TOR 2000 7 Tony Batista, José Cruz, Carlos Delgado, Darrin Fletcher, Brad Fullmer, Raúl Mondesi, Shannon Stewart 4 TEX 2005 7 Rod Barajas, Hank Blalock, David Dellucci, Kevin Mench, Alfonso Soriano, Mark Teixeira, Michael Young 5 NYY 2009 7 Robinson Canó, Johnny Damon, Hideki Matsui, Jorge Posada, Álex Rodríguez, Nick Swisher, Mark Teixeira 6 TOR 2010 7 José Bautista, John Buck, Edwin Encarnación, Aaron Hill, Adam Lind, Lyle Overbay, Vernon Wells 7 BAL 2017 7 Welington Castillo, Chris Davis, Adam Jones, Manny Machado, Trey Mancini, Jonathan Schoor, Mark Trumbo 8 LAD 2018 7 Cody Bellinger, Yasmani Grandal, Kiké Hernández, Matt Kemp, Max Muncy, Joc Pederson, Yasiel Puig 9 NYY 2019 7 Brett Gardner, Aaron Judge, DJ LeMahieu, Gary_Sánchez, Gleyber Torres, Gio Urshela, Luke Voit 10 OAK 2019 7 Mark Canha, Matt Chapman, Khris Davis, Ramón Laureano, Matt Olson, Jurickson Profar, Marcus Semien 11 HOU 2019 7 Jose Altuve, Yordan Alvarez, Michael Brantley, Alex Bregman, Carlos Correa, Yuli Gurriel, George Springer 12 TOR 2021 7 Bo Bichette, Randal Grichuk, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Lourdes Gurriel Jr., Teoscar Hernández, Marcus Semien, George Springer
John Larroquette as Maltz in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.