Jay Flatiron

@jayflatiron.bsky.social

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PROUD Union carpenter. I like to build and fix. I like books and scotch, and love my kitty. NY Rangers fan. My banner is ironic. Delay, Deny, Depose. FUCK ICE

Photo of my laptop preparing to (barely) run ARK, with an HDMI cable running to my really great large flat screen, which is slightly higher and in the background. BONUS FOR ALT TEXT: The flat screen is hooked to my dolby sound bar with wireless subwoofer.
Title shot of the movie "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America"
Photo of the College Gameday picks showing everyone except the comedian guest picked the Iowa Hawkeyes over Minnesota.
Snipers on top of a hospital next to Kinnick stadium before the Hawkeye football game tonight.
Screenshot from Wikipedia explaining Venezuela has the world's largest oil reserves.
Photo of "Exit Strategy: The Murderbot Diaries" Quote: "I'm the security expert. You're the humans who walk in the wrong place and get attacked by angry fauna. I have extracted living clients from situations that were less than nine percent survivable. I'm more than qualified to make that call." By Martha Wells I Love Murderbot.
Character profile of Dom Toretto listing his birthdate as August 29, 1976.
Blue rainbow sloth stuffy trying not to fall asleep at a bar table.
Joe Walsh accusing Mamdani of encouraging extremist violence. Fuck racist ass Joe Walsh.
Very narrow framing above a lower level of framing. To the right is a powder coated finish I couldn't touch.
A red card with black type describing a union worker's rights to honor a picket line.
Goose chasing a guy meme. In the first panel goose asks, ""A few bad apples do what?" In the second, goose is chasing a guy yelling, "A FEW BAD APPLES DO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER??"
Me holding a skunk named Mr. Sushi. He was very sweet. He's wearing a harness and the leash goes out of frame where it is being held by his mom.
Me holding a skunk. The skunk is wearing a harness and his mom is holding the leash out of frame. The skunk is a sweetie.
Nick Offerman wearing a flannel shirt with a heavy denim overshot and sporting a great beard.
Goya's painting Saturn Devouring his Son. Image is a large, wild-eyed old man, gnawing an arm off his son, who is about one fourth the father's size. The other arm and head have already been eaten off. Mythology, folks.