Jayhawk

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Trek: Next Gen. Riker fighting his dad in Anbo-jyutsu, a ridiculous fake future martial art.
Sue Sylvester from Glee, labeled as James Dolan, saying "I am going to flush that good will so hard..."
Martin Prince from The Simpsons saying "More, I say! Hang those who talk of less!", moments before disaster.
Random character from The Simpsons saying "No you didn't, Mr. Simpson, no one can".
Ad for Playstation game Ridge Racer 4.
Michael Caine as Nigel Powers, saying "The Dutch"
A screenshot of Street Fighter 2 for the ZX Spectrum, Zangief fighting Guile. It legit looks like a screenshot from the original black and white Gameboy.
A big cow with roadside style sign on it, repurposed from an old Sirloin Stockade restaurant.
Box art for the PC game "X-Wing".
Master of Magic by Microprose box art.
A chart showing US birth rates from 1980 to 2020, with a mostly declining trend beginning in 2007. Also shown is a note showing The Big Bang Theory premiering Sept 24, 2007.
A pic of Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully.
A picture of NBA Ref Scott Foster, who has Magical Referee Powers.
The giant transportation machine in the movie Contact.
Poster for "Muscular Christianity", featuring a bunch of dudes who look like they will one day have to inform their neighbors they have moved in, and Kratos.
A picture of a nuclear explosion.
Toad the Wet Sprocket: Dulcinea
Barney from The Simpsons in a tux, sleeve rolled up, saying "Just hook it to my veins!"
King's Gambit (TOS): The Enterprise crew is forced to play a series of games with an omnipotent being, with their lives on the line.
Trek: Voyager title card, caption "The Talaxian and Grogu".
TOS opening screen, caption “The stars hath borne us, and henceforth we return”
Star Trek TOS opening screen with the caption “Disco Bones”
Picture of actor Matt Berry.
Four panel Simpsons meme. Panel 1: A cute lamb with the label "Thunder Dynasty". Second panel: A hand begins to move the lamb to the left. Third panel: We see a cuter lamb behind, as the first lamb is shoved away. Fourth panel: Cuter lamb, with label "Spurs dynasty".
Lupita Nyong'o in a black dress with white trim, looking like she could obviously play James Bond.
Bender from Futurama, in a top hat and holding a bottle of booze, sayhing "Maybe you don't understand how horny teenagers are"
Picture of the original Donkey Kong video game play field, with a horrible 1956 Pitt State Gorilla mascot replacing DK.
A sailor in a yellow rain coat, being hit with a wave of water. Caption: Stand by for the ratio!"
An HP desktop roughly the size of a paperback book. And not, like, The Stand or Dune, more like I, Robot.
TOS-era Kirk and Spock in stereotypical ancient Roman outfits, complete with laurel leaf headgear. To be fair, though, they were at the mercy of some telekinetic aliens who briefly lived in Ancient Roman times and now lived on a planet light years away. You know, that old trope.
Poirot from the video game version of Death On The Nile, dressed like Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights.
Commander Benjamin Sisko, holding a drink up to the camera, saying "I can live with it". A reference to the unethical things he had to do to help defeat the Dominion in the DS9 episode "In the Pale Moonlight".
AI picture of Trump as Jesus placing his hand on the forehead of a Jeff Epstein look-alike, not realizing that Wing Zero from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing is in the sky behind him. All hail 90's-00's Toonami.
Unnamed director from The Simpsons episode "Radioactive Man" saying "...and with good cause".
Lisa Simpson looking at Bart praying, saying “Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
Father and son from the Simpsons episode "Homer's Night Out". Father telling son, "How do I tell you this, my boy? We're in hell"
Two characters, a man and a woman, from the TOS episode "A Private Little War". The man at least is wearing a blonde wig that looks like it was originally meant for Flo on the TV show "Alice".
Picture of actor Richard Kind
Al Pacino in Heat, yelling "Big ass lake"
Picture of Goke performing a Kameha Wave into the sky, with Ranier Wolfcastle's head 'Shopped on. Caption: Men...Do...ZAAAAAAA!!!