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Credited writer on Supertramp’s hit 1979 album Breakfast in America

Me and my husband walking together on our wedding day
Painting of me and my gorgeous husband on our wedding day
Up close shot of my gorgeous torbie cat Dottie with water droplets on her chin
Cybertruck at a gas station
Little baby me at a lion king photoshoot with my sister
A meerkat in a sequin cap playing guitar
My handsome fiancé and I
An ikea shelf set with three squares containing records and one with a cat bed. On top sits a record player and The Monitor by Titus Andronicus
Pizza beans in a pan
My tortie cat Kit laying on my mouse pad with her arm draped over my hand while I try to work
My cats Dottie and Kit. Dottie is sitting on the windowsill, Kit on the couch. They’re both watching the snow fall
Plates of rainbow cookies, gingersnaps, butter cookies, magic bars, and thumbprint cookies on a desk
A German Shepard / husky mix laying on the couch with his arms to side looking like a drone
Jemima kirke what the hell, sure
A grinch donut from Krispy Kreme but his whole grinchussy is out
Pizza beans in a pan
“Deny defend depose” and “Luigi mangione eroe nostro” which translates to “Luigi Mangione our hero” spray painted on a wall in Venice, Italy
My handsome black cat Mort sitting on the couch
A bird on the tv with far too many seeds in its mouth
Replies to a picture I posted “Majestic creature” - god emperor jt “Beautiful plumage” - “MARV” “Regal beast” - ywbl
My gorgeous long hair black cat Frankie
My gorgeous torbie cat Dottie sitting on her litter cabinet licking a fake aloe plant
Text from my old landlord: “Hi hope all is well. I know you’re getting married. I think you said in March anyway do you know anyone that would want to rent my place possibly in February?”
A pot of red sauce and a pan of sausages cooking on the stove
Brick building with old windows boarded up with plywood
My top artists of 2024: 1. Supertramp 2. Angelina Mango 3. Janis Joplin 4. Indila 5. Slimane
Picture of me and Mike that someone sharpened that haunts my dreams every night
My sweet curly haired little dog Benji looking smug as hell
My sweet little tortie cat Kitty watching a YouTube of birds and squirrels eating and playing on a log
Vintage Chinese cork art featuring a pagoda, trees, and two herons in an oval black frame
Our black cat mort sticking his little tongue out
Me wearing a fuzzy pink sweater with glasses and a purple hat with purple text that reads “PRO-ABORTION”
The totally real account of Jennifer Aniston
Good coffee! I mean…. Good morning! Have a groovy day!
My little dog benji with fried rice on his ear and cheek. His mustache is stained slightly orange
Pants World book by the one and only Pants
My little curly blonde dog Benji sitting on the couch with his arms crossed and his legs hanging off
Heidi klum worm smiling
Selfie of me in a fuzzy pink sweater. My makeup is done in a glamorous fashion
Our wonderful black cat Mort sitting on the couch looking handsome as ever
Two Facebook posts. The first says “my drugs and alcohol are kicking in now.🥰” the second says “I’m feeling much better now that I’m on drugs and alcohol. 😁🍇🦄💫🙌🪄 Thanks God! 🪄🙌💫🦄🍇😁”
Our black cat Mort standing in front of our tortie cat Kittie while she lays on the couch. She has her hand on his neck and is reaching up with her head to give him a smooch
Our little tortie cat laying on the couch wearing a pumpkin hat. She looks defeated
Our little tortie cat sitting on the couch wearing a werewolf hat with her ears poking out. She looks indifferent but may be plotting our murders