The Jazzy Rascal

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Not this crude matter. Luminous being.

A discontinuity in the little swirly designs suggestive of diffusion slop
A-Wing pilot Arvel Crynyd, who rammed the bridge of the Executor at the battle of Endor.
Covers for Vernor Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep. On the left, the old cover with a weird snakelike spaceship that doesn't make any sense but is still a cool spaceship. On the right, some black bubbles for some reason.
Covers for Ann Leckie's Ancillary Justice. On the left, the original cover with a cool spaceship illustration of what looks like a top down view of two starfighters flying past a larger ship orbiting a moon or something. On the right, the more recent cover, a big red field with some abstract arches that are maybe the exhaust of a little triangular rocket ship.
Screenshot of a tweet from "Eli Lilly and Company" with a checkmark that says "We are excited to announce insulin is free now". It was not really from Eli Lilly, but Musk was selling blue checks and the stock dropped.
Wooden bits from the board game Men-Nefer depicting the Eye of Horus. They are wooden cylinders with extremely intricate cuts.
The game box for Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, held by Stimpson J. Cat.
A title card for Star Trek Deep Space Nine reading "ACAB includes Odo"
The Americans
Schematic of reverse boustrophedon text, in the fashion of Rongorongo, but using the Latin alphabet
Lego Cmdr. William T. Riker, with trombone.
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatantcase of fraudulent advertising sincemy suit against the film the Neverending Story.
Vanish softly away forgotten by all
The project management triangle, illustrating the tradeoff between time, scope, and cost.
Chairface Chippendale looking up at the moon, upon which he has engraved "CHA".
Long way to go.
Jonathan Frakes smiling thinking about the very nice car this gig will buy him.
An illustration advocating for the 8 hour workday. "8 hours for work, 8 hours for rest 8 hours for what we will".
No more Krang!
Since the death of Reader I have become a hat guy (started balding) and when I found the patch that Google sent me for using Reader a lot I knew what I had to do.
The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty. Without looking forward to an extremity of this kind (which nevertheless ought not to be entirely out of sight), the common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms, kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which finds a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another.
A gas station sign displaying $9.899 unleaded and $9.999 diesel.
Will Smith in front of a gas station sign for $6.639 gasoline. Super + costs $6.959.
LEGO Riker with trombone.
Homer Simpson disappointed to learn that David Souter is a nerd.
Melora in her wheelchair.
Dugtrio.
Milhouse, to Bart: "and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
Two screenshots from the Simpsons. The former saying "Homer, how'd it fell to learn tour baby was fathered by" and the latter "oh... Let's say Moe."
Rise of Skywalker poster featuring a single X-Wing facing off against 400 star destroyers.
A picture of a slide from a presentation stating the "law of programmers: the problem with programmers is that if you give them the chance, they will start programming".
Screenshots from Fututrama. Bender: You really want a robot for a friend? Fry: Yeah, ever since I was six.
The host from KBBL who is about to be replaced by the robot that just says "looks like those clowns in Washington are at it again"
@skywatch.blue has labeled CBS News as Fringe Media/Disinfo
Solar Vengeance
Your 2026 word: blissful
The viral states I'd live in map you're already sick of. Everything is red except Georgia, which is green.
Screenshot of the Gom Jabbar shop "Sietch Goods" section.
Kirby's Dreamland for the Gameboy. Kirby was famously placeholder art who proved too lovable to replace.
THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves. Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
The former home office of the Longaberger basket company. It is an office building that looks like a giant basket.
Composer credits for the Super Mario movie from IMDB, crediting Koji Kondo.
A picture of the LEGO Enterprise model with the saucer section separated.
Jon Ossoff telling pitchfork he's looking forward to their write up of imagine dragons
A chart depicting childhood blood levels by age in the United States by age. Gen X has so much more lead than everyone else.
I have already intimated to you the danger of parties in the State, with particular reference to the founding of them on geographical discriminations. Let me now take a more comprehensive view, and warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party generally. This spirit, unfortunately, is inseparable from our nature, having its root in the strongest passions of the human mind. It exists under different shapes in all governments, more or less stifled, controlled, or repressed; but, in those of the popular form, it is seen in its greatest rankness, and is truly their worst enemy. The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty.
Promotional poster for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker depicting a single X-Wing flying towards an armada of thousands of Star Destroyers
Garak and Bashir kissing on Lower Decks
The flag of Virginia, depicting Virtue having committed a regicide.
Marge Simpson: Hmm. That's true, but he shouldn't say it.
A new feature in DuckDuckGo image search that attempts to hide AI generated images.
A plaque from the Athens Georgia music walk of fame honoring Tituss Burgess' contributions to our rich musical legacy.
Deuteronomy 4:2 King James Version 2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
Series of screenshots from the Simpsons. Panel 1, KBBL manager to KBBL DJs: If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow the DJ-3000 gets your job. Panel 2, bald DJ looks upset, dumb DJ looks unphased, DJ-3000: Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. Panel 3, DJ-3000: What a bunch of clowns. Panel 4, Dumb DJ: How does it keep up with the news like that?
Batman breaking a gun labeled "delight at the suffering of political opponents" saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
Jason Mantzoukas and Stevie Martin from Taskmaster wearing fast food uniforms and posing as if for a restaurant ad. The text "J.V. Martzoukas: Where you're family" appears next to and below the picture.
Tweet from @AliceAvizandum from 2017 FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD:ok FRANCE:a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE:a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
A screenshot from Wikipedia purporting that "red raw" rhymes with "64".