Liam

@jazzyfuture.bsky.social

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F-Zero guy. Birb enthusiast. In my arcade racer era and working on something, I promise. PFP by @deadlinesmbart.bsky.social :) @jazio.bsky.social

Rusty's Real Deal Baseball for Nintendo 3DS, a "free" game where you haggle down the real world price of microtransactions to buy baseball minigames as the shop owner, Rusty, a cartoon dog tries to convince you into paying more. This game was not released in the UK because I think there's probably laws against that shit there. Similarly, the Badge Arcade Bunny was censored into being less sad if you don't want to buy more plays.
Key art for Denshattack!
A statue of Kiddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble in Donkey Kong Bananza. They made him actually look quite cute.
Incredibly blurry out of focus Power Stone
Photo of an arcade machine mostly off camera. It's got a pretty ornate faux wood lower half, a single visible blue button, and the screen is barely visible, showing a purple sky and green grass(?) on rocky cliffs. Frankly I've got no clue what this cab is yet.
The Mischief Makers slop port having completely broken rock textures in the intro
Fumihiko, a fat old rockabilly with muttonchops from Denshattack saying "That AI-ridden pile of shit will never work the way you expect."
The rocks from the intro of Mischief Makers featuring weird lines on all of them, from the vibecoded Mischief Makers recomp.
Green Deltarune holding up their iconic "You owe me $5" sign
The little alien from Rhythm Heaven Groove's Lightning Bolting minigame dancing
A screenshot of the Virtual Boy page on Wikipedia, showing that it's anniversary is July 21st in Japan. An F-Zero 99 event ending date is suspiciously timed around this. Always bet on Zero Racers.
Kitsunami standing next to Tails in Sonic Speed Simulator. For some reason, Kit is way shorter than Tails when they're supposed to be the same height.
A screenshot from Alien Alphabet from Rhythm Heaven Groove, featuring a planet directly taken from the key art for the fake April Fools Day game from Nintendo Badge Arcade, Crazy Galaxy.
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Noelle's freak ass dialogue if you tell her Susie wouldn't ride the ferris wheel with her in Chapter 2. "Y-you're right! Even if I asked her, she'd... Probably just laugh at me. And, gosh, push me to the ground, and... L-laugh at me some more, and then... (... What were we talking about again?)"
Kit the Fennec being announced for Sonic Speed Simulator "Kitsunami is making his playable debut in Sonic Speed Simulator! Wherever Surge goes, Kitsunami isn't far behind, they're a package deal!"
A screenshot of Radiant Silvergun's final boss, an ominous, giant humanoid thing, before it turns into a planetoid. Notably, quite a few patterns from the original fight with The End in Sonic Frontiers take from this fight. ENCOUNTERED AN ASSAILANT XIGA BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS 1: BE PRAYING 2: BE PRAYING 3: BE PRAYING
The statue for Ellie the Elephant from Donkey Kong Bananza's Emerald Rush DLC, which weirdly has a prominent ass crack
Rhythm Heaven Groove's key art with a very wide assortment of characters
Ariem's bio from the Sonic 35th anniversary website. Species: Sheep Gender: Unknown Ariem is the devoted guardian of the mysterious realm known as the Reverie. As a dream weaver, they take their responsibilities extremely seriously, always maintaining a calm and cool disposition. They appear quite youthful, but as a being that only exists in dreams, they actually do not age, and in fact have been alive for thousands of years. Until recently, Ariem's only concern was fulfilling the duties they were created for - and they did it along. But now, after sharing adventures with Sonic and the others, a new sense of kindness and appreciation for companionship has blossomed in their hear, having grown especially close to their friend, Cream.
The digital commentator from Virtua Racing, Mr. Virt McPolygon commentating a race.
Hypothetical Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Year 2 Free Character Roster Gum (Jet Set Radio), Opa Opa (Fantasy Zone), Handsome Boy (Power Drift), Gunstar Red (Gunstar Heroes), Jet (Super Monkey Ball), Surge and Kit (IDW Sonic), Tempo and Katy (Tempo), Epsilon Eagle (Alien Soldier), Virtua Race Queens (Virtua Racing), Infinite (Sonic), Nahobino (Shin Megami Tensei V), Chuih (ChuChu Rocket)
The two female drivers from Power Drift, a short haired brunette in a blue long sleeved shirt, and a long haired blonde in a pink t shirt.
Custom dialogue box of Ralsei Deltarune looking upset, intended as hypothetical Weird Route dialogue. (Sadly looking off to the side) I... don't know if I should say much more. (Glasses fog over while speaking seriously sprite from Ch2) It's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
Toriel quote from the Undertale text dump "Pathetic, is it not? I cannot save even a single child."
That one old meme of "Mega Man styled sprites vs Mega Man styled sprites according to the internet" where every character is turned into an edit of Mega Man
Stock photo guy pointing at himself
Surge: "Oh, don't rub it in, you stuck-up--"
Charmy recalling Valdus screaming a bunch of obscenities after Charmy put his confession of guilt through the museum intercom, from IDW's Chaotix 30th anniversary special. "And then he said a buncha bad words that Vector says I can't repeat!"
Me listening to Blue Canyon from F-Zero 99 on loop on the desktop app of Nintendo Music (IN FULL QUALITY)
(Google Translated) 2019 interview with M2's Naoki Horii and Sega's Yosuke Okunari about Sega Ages Virtua Racing (Source: https://game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/interview/1181278.html) Horii: That's right! I'd love to make it compatible with the Nintendo Labo VR kit so that you can look around in 360 degrees! In fact, we've been experimentally trying out the 3D stereoscopic mode on the Nintendo Switch and were like, "Wow!" So, someday...! I want to do it someday! Along with the additional courses for the 32X version. Okunari: Well, maybe by the time the Nintendo Switch 3 comes out... (laughs).
Prototype screenshot of 3D Virtua Racing, a 3DS port of Virtua Racing Deluxe. You can see debug stuff in the sky and the car is sitting at an odd angle. Sure looks cool though.
The SNES box art of EarthBound
The box art for Sega 3D Reprint Archives, featuring Harrier from Space Harrier flying alongside Opa-Opa from Fantasy Zone, with the Ferrari from OutRun, Blaze Fielding from Streets of Rage, Joe Musashi from Shinobi III, and Ecco from Ecco the Dolphin. Bonus games included but not advertised are ports of OutRun 3D and Space Harrier 3D, stereoscopic Master System versions.
Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender turning to the camera and saying "That's rough, buddy."
Custom Gaster themed Pirate Ship in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, showing off the mysteryman flag
Doug Walker hue shifted to have a green tie that I have saved on my PC as "battat.png"
Timmy Turner's dad saying "Ian Flynn..." like how he says "Dinkelberg..."
Mona from WarioWare sporting her new design but in her Smooth Moves cheerleader outfit appearing on the bench in the background of the Rhythm Heaven Groove minigame Soccer Dreams 2. It also appears to take place on the school from Double Date from Rhythm Heaven Fever now that I'm looking closer.
Tangle the Lemur absolutely beating the shit out of Mimic the Octopus and slamming him into a wall with her tail. The panels are drawn in an incredibly stylish white and red monochrome to sell that Tangle is genuinely not messing around. "NOPE. That's enough outta you. You terrorize my friends. You don't get to talk."
New official Sonic Channel art of Espio the Chameleon with glasses. His prominent brow creates the illusion of him wearing winged eyeliner here, instead of just his usual eyeliner. Hey I wonder why this guy didn't bite on Rouge flirting with him, it's a mystery truly.
When you get to heaven but it's Chinese guy looking confused, but fine with it
Susie Deltarune laughing at the Roaring Knight after beating it, and then getting slashed as the Knight disappears
Video from RTGame titled "Star Fox for Switch 2 is Unbelievably Short"
Fake textbox of Susie Deltarune saying "Kris, maybe this is a stupid question, but... Do you think we can explode hotdogs in your microwave tomorrow?" with a bashful hopeful smile
The cover for Super Monkey Ball Step & Roll Vocal Selections, a mini album that came out the other day. It's mostly just the boxart edited to remove the Balance Board and Wiimotes, also seen in the Banana Mania artbook, but MeeMee is in front of AiAi now, and Jam can be seen standing in a unique pose on a totem block in the back.
MeeMee playable in Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed as the second Monkey Ball rep in that game.
Buzz Lightyear walking away sadly