J Bear

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Rabid fanboy of em-dashes, “y’all’d’ve,” and the Oxford comma | Day job as a government contracts lawyer | Occasional sci-fi writer | he/him Pfp by @finbeard.com

Merriam Webster Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026. Let's. Go. Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word sloppy
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Within 90 days of the date of this memorandum, the Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB), in consultation with the Director of OPM and the Administrator of the United States DOGE Service (USDS), shall submit a plan to reduce the size of the Federal Government’s workforce through efficiency improvements and attrition. Upon issuance of the OMB plan, this memorandum shall expire for all executive departments and agencies, with the exception of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). This memorandum shall remain in effect for the IRS until the Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Director of OMB and the Administrator of USDS, determines that it is in the national interest to lift the freeze.
Product description for Photo Personalized DVDs for Kids. A photograph of an actual human child’s head is very obviously photoshopped onto a cartoon character’s body.
Politico article headlined “Giuliani ordered to pay $148M for spreading lies about Georgia election workers”
A frog swims across a river. Captions read: “But now we shall both surely drown, said the frog. lol, said the Scorpion, lmao.”