JB

@jbpol.bsky.social

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Lefty, pro LGBT, atheist in Birmingham, UK

Dear Prime Minister I have loyally served my donors in government ever since you had the honour of rewarding my role in hijacking the party for the venal gain of our "Unity" faction over all the splitters. Since the election results last week, it is clear that a change is needed and that change must be the continuity of vapid, ineffective policy to uphold purportedly British values that are shared across much of the rest of the world but I can't say this lest I be accused of being unpatriotic. Your reckless promise of actual change is a threat to the stability of the country, or at least the prospect of me being offered some corrupt directorships upon leaving parliament, and so it is with no regret that I must call for the end of your leadership and resign government until Wes gets in. (Come on Wes!) Yours sincerely, Compleat Tool (nee Maker)