J.B. Thwaite

@jbthwaite.bsky.social

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🇫🇮 Napukettu (Rawrtic Fox) 🏳️‍🌈 Author, Artist, Atheist, AuDHD 📖 Gaslamp, Scifi, Fantasy, Alt History 🌶️ Queer/straight, open-door, plot-relevant 📚 Out now: The Catnap Ramblers/Fumblers 📒 WIP: revised editions

Screen capture with the text: This kiss was like suckling on a handful of menthol lozenges—crisp, cool and biting as he inhaled—except instead of mint, it tasted of a fair few grapefruit-soda-and-gin long drinks and the lingering rich, roasted flavours of a recently-drunk stout. Lauri let himself be rammed against the tiled wall of the men’s restroom.
A framed closeup of two drawn dudes, the bearded one is holding his hand on the daintier one's cheek. Text says Saturday only, $0.99 Feudal Fisticuffs, an extra novella by J.B. Thwaite. In an unhinged feud over a squirrel hide, who will come (out) on top?
A framed cutesy chibi avatar image of me with the text "ask me anything".
The six book covers of the Catnap Ramblers/Fumblers spread like a hand of cards. Black background, ornate sepia frame.
Chibi figures of the Catnap Ramblers wishing you a Joyous Midwinter!
A book cover for Vincent and the Cat with a fox, goose, goat and a raven in the background and the text says Perfect for the Holidays. Http://linktr.ee/napuke
The cover of Vincent and the Cat in a tablet surrounded by a fox, a goose, a goat and a raven and some pinecones and Christmas baubles. Dark background. Text says: Perfect for the Holidays. Http://linktr.ee/napuke
Alexander Pennington's quote/meme: "Writers handing their story to beta readers: Here is an insurmountable amount of garbage. It disgusts me as well. I apologise in advance." An illustration of a frog handing an envelope to a snail.
Ad graphic for a kindle countdown deal for Dec 8th 9th. $0.99. Vincent and the Cat. There's a drawn picture of a cat and an old typewriter and some ghostly flowers.
A framed illustration of a raven with the remains of a squirrel.
Cutesy faded closeup of the Pandion characters Kagesawa and Harumine gazing into each other's eyes again. Text says "Third time’s the charm?" and "Pandion".
Two men looking each other in the eye, Kagesawa with dark hair and Harumine with blond. Harumine smiles vaguely and holds one hand on the Kagesawa's mouth and the other rests on Kagesawa's collarbone, somewhat inside his open shirt. Drawn in similar style to manga by the author herself. An osprey and a wagtail in the background. Text says "out now". With the catch phrase "two minds, twice the baggage". Dark greenish blue background.
Cropped screenshot of the kdp dashboard with thumbnail of the book cover for Pandion. Text says: 17.70 euros estimated royalties. 5 processed orders. 784 pages read.
Two chibi characters, one slapping censorship stickers with asterisks on the other one for thinking lewd thoughts.
Pandion book cover illustration (two men looking each other in the eye with two birds behind them) with the text: out now. Two minds, twice the baggage.
A BL-manga-style drawn closeup of the main characters from Pandion with a quote from Kagesawa: "I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Do me. You can be as rough as you’d like. You were holding back before, but it’s OK, I love it rough."
Snowy backyard with a fence with colourful seasonal lights.
Text: “Not the zither I imagined playing but the sounds it makes are fairly pleasing,” Vaito commented. “I wonder if all the animals in the forest, every bird that's taken flight, all the fish in their deepest waters and worms, they, too, just might come hear me play? Will the Bear itself rise from its winter’s nest, climb up a tree to peer, or nay?” “Shut… up…”
Two dudes, the other one with a hand on the other's mouth. There's an osprey and a Japanese wagtail in the background. It's an insanely gorgeous drawing for a book cover, and I'm not at all biased at all in the least, not, no sir. Text says Pandion. J.B. Thwaite.
White text on black background: ...no one threatening his peace of mind. Vaito smiled and let out a deep sigh. He was free. He was not free at all, was he, Steve? Corn emoji.
Two men in suits drawn in manga style. A long-haired man saying something apparently censor-worthy (a red bleep sign appears on top of his mouth) and the other blushing accordingly. Signed by Napuke.
Two men in suits spooning, drawn in manga style.
Instagram grid for @jbthwaite with various predominantly turquoise/cyan ads for the book Pandion.
Frantic chibi character Harumine Satoru is making corrections to a lewd manuscript.
Snowy back yard in the evening with a chair, table, fence and some trees.
An info graphic about the book Pandion with a lot of gibberish on it and a silhouette of two characters with birds behind them.
Text: but why is it partially censored? Pandion logo. Two chibi characters. One is blushing and sticking censorship stickers on the other one's mouth.
Text: but why is it censored? Pandion logo. A sketch of two men facing the camera and leaning on a railing, one blushing his eyes closed and the other with a tag censoring what he's saying.
The beautiful cover of TJ Rose's book the Light Within, with a blond man in a dark jacket with a ball of light in his hand and a spired building in the background.
White text on black background: Can we **** Mentor, then? It's very invigorating for me. I like it when he's ****ing his **** into your ****. In all caps: Holy shit can you not.
The letter A surrounded by quotes and keywords from a book called Pandion.
Closeup of yellow, purple and orange flowers.
Kagesawa Tsuyoshi, a tall man with wavy long brown hair wearing in a blue coat and a grey sweater. Harumine Satoru holding a small blue palm reader attached to a neck port, wearing a suit and tie. Dark urban background.
The beautiful cover of TJ Rose's book the Light Within, with a blond man in a dark jacket with a ball of light in his hand and a spired building in the background.
"Oh, that. I get bored easily, so I tend to amuse myself with things I might want to try. It seemed like an interesting concept. Sometimes, I get fixated on things like that. Like... how would you feel about ****ing some *** *** onto my ******** or maybe **** my ****?" "You're a masochist."
Text quote, white on blsvk background: “Huh?” “I’d much rather have you ***** your **** and maybe also ******* up my *** while you’re ****ing my ****. Then ***** me against that glass over there until I scream for mercy, but I realise this is not the time or the place.” “What?”
A turquoise and brown floral square graphic with the text: J.B. Thwaite Vincent and the Cat - the start of an epic adventure
Six colourful book covers of the Catnap Ramblers ny J.B. Thwaite, book 1: Vincent and the Cat has a cat and a type writer on it, book 2: Rhys and the Voiceless has a creepy hand and a pharmacist's box, book 3: Aurora and the Guardian has a jumping arctic fox amidst northern lights, the first novella Private Afterwords has four hands holding, the second novella has a hosta with three lab mice on it and the third novella Feudal Fisticuffs has a raven and a squirrel carcass on the cover.