James Cape

@jca.pe

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An "overdub" of a meme animation from X-Men: Days of Future Past, where Quicksilver is meant to slowly say "abolish" to Magneto.
A graph of viewing distance over TV size, marked with bands marking when a larger resolution is worth it.
Red Foreman looking disgusted.
Smosh's Gay Airports
The Roman Emperor makes a thumbs-down gesture.
Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown once again.
A scene from American History X, where a morbidly obese neo-Nazi sings an off-color parody of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Two nerds laughing in a car.
A scene from Brooklyn 99, where two detectives are lost in a giant pile of shredded paper.
Sponge Bob and Patrick running back and forth in a panic
A baby rapidly scanning a book from left to right.
A meme where Geordie LaForge (played by Levar Burton), rejects the phrase "Rogue One as a movie," by raising is hand, while accepting the phrase "Rogue One as a series finale,"
A picture of Ice Cube with the text "I got to say it was a good day"
Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Mamdami announcing the Zhavenger Hunt, holding a bag of Herr's chips
Simpsons GIF of two people in a live TV station control room, as TV guest Lisa Simpson goes off script and begins ranting about an unrelated topic: Sound Engineer: "I'll cut her off" TV Producer: "No, no, let her speak... I'm trying to get fired"
A graph of German CDAX index performance, 1929-1950, showing strong consistent growth during Hitler's regime, and extreme euphoric rise until Stalingrad, at which point the markets were effectively closed until 1947. At re-opening, the index was worth less than ever.
A super-hero sweating choosing between two buttons: "Troll Everyone" and "Tut-tut Publicly". The choice is "Replying all to the Reply All debacle"
None of them family by blood, all of the family by love
A gif from "The Hunt for Red October" 1990, featuring Sean Connery saying "One ping only."
The "is this" meme, albeit with white supremacists mistaking self-deprecating jokes for "anti-white" racism, whatever the hell that is supposed to be.
A painkiller cocktail: 4oz Pineapple Juice, 2oz OFTD Rum, 1oz O.J., 1oz Coconut Cream,
A still from the movie Rocketeer, where a Mafia boss and FBI agent discover they are machine gunning Nazis together.
A cocktail in a rocks glass with a single large square ice cube, made with 4 dashes chocolate bitters, 0.5oz hazelnut liqueur, 2oz bourbon, and an orange twist.
A cocktail made from 2oz white rum, 1.5oz grapefruit juice, 0.5oz lime juice, 0.5oz maraschino liqueur, served in a chilled martini glass, with a lime wedge.
A cocktail made of 1oz Rye Whiskey, 1oz Mr. Black, and 4oz Vanilla Almond Milk, next to an elaborate yellowed crystal saucer with four small shortbread-and-chocolate cookies, on a balcony in Brooklyn.