Jochem Kuijpers

@jchmoe.bsky.social

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he/him 🩷💛🩵/🖤🩶🤍💜 Sr. Network Programmer @ Nixxes Prev @ Guerrilla (Horizon Forbidden West, Hunters Gathering) 📍 The Netherlands 🌐 jochem.dev

Graph of the Codeberg Forgejo runner queue, showing a sudden spike of queued jobs and projected runtime across all builder types.

Pingu meme where they sit cross-armed on a chair, frowning, and captioned: "Well now I'm not doing it", image with heavy JPG artifacts.

4-panel comic:
#1: pink blob happily in its shelter
#2: pink blob happily opening its shelter and stepping out
#3: pink blob getting punched back into its shelter
#4: pink blob in a reinforced shelter with the caption 'Never again.'

stock image of Imperial Dragon coconut milk

Windows restore failed to restore...?

A white and an orange cat standing on their hind legs, leaning against the kitchen counter, asking for more food

Photo of a lightning strike illuminating the sky

An (Italian?) wine bottle labeled
'valpolicella ripasso superiore, santa leila, since 1891'

chat screenshot meme saying:

its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
mouse emoji, elephant emoji
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real

Hello! My handwriting looks like this!
It used to be better but I don't write
much anymore...

Picture of a black and brown tabby/marbled fur patterned cat comfortably laying on a grey couch armrest.

Orange cat head from behind, looking at D&D books and dice on a table behind a DM screen.

foamy beach sand and partially cloudy sky

two mocktails; a green mint and lime mojito and a pink grapefruit and lime lemonade, set on a wooden table in a beach-side restaurant

zoomed in picture of wind turbines off the coast, taken from the beach

cute cat standing up meme captioned 'got any games on your steamdeck?'

girl happy thinking vs girl crying while drawing meme captioned 'thinking about making your own game engine from scratch' and 'making your own game engine from scratch'.

A mostly orange cat with white spots on his nose peeking over the edge of a table, with light glowing on his ears from behind

90% white, 10% orange cat playfully looking to the top right while the shadow of his face is visible on the nearby wall

Screenshot of two Mii characters in the Nintendo game Tomodachi Life, resembling Jochem and another character who are celebrating his birthday with the caption: "Congrats!"

a hand holding up a strawberry-apricot flavorer Red Bull can in front of a black background

RGB full-width wired mechanical keyboard with blank, black keycaps, printed with translucent labels on the fronts of the keys so the letters are visible, not on the top, but on the front or the keys.

The desk mat underneath the keyboard is colorful and shows characters from various Katamari Damacy games.

Tricolor (black, brown, white) border collie sitting on a sand path through a heather landscape, on a leash, looking to the right.

Photo of the stage of the Clair Obscur concert with a large choir and an orchestra lit by red stage lights, and white/red flower pedals falling from the ceiling.

smug cat

Screenshot stating:
'Your JND is 0.0041'

My body is a machine that turns <BLANK> into <BLANK> meme, with the first <BLANK> containing a free NuCaloric loadout from the game Marathon, and the second <BLANK> showing an end-of-round summary showing the player was eliminated. The meme implies that the player has been taking free kits and dying over and over again.

pictured: the train I want to be on, from a train I no longer want to be on that has no power to open its doors 😬

Me in the center of the Video Game Industry Professionals blob on bluesky-map.theo.io.

Altered screenshot from the "Look gary, there I am" spongebob scene where he points out himself in the back of the kitchen of a Krusty Krab commercial, but with the Hunters Gathering trailer thumbnail in place of the restaurant.

Flying magpie

Two comments on the video, commenting on the author's appearance and setting of the video (in an office with various old-looking artifacts)

First comment: "Indiana Jones therapist wasn't on my new year bingo list"
Second comment: "We got Henry Cavil as a therapist before GTA6 😭"

captain: "What a week huh?"
tintin: "Captain, it's Wednesday"

LEGO train 9V speed regulator

a white snowy path through a very snowy forest

Casper (cat) watching the snow outside through a window

'they don't know ...' party meme where one guy stands alone in the corner, but with the kittens playfighting crudely pasted on top of some of the party guests, captioned:

> they don't know I'm recording them
and
> mrrw! mrrw! mrrw! mrrw! mrrw! mrrw!

kittens play-fighting

Pepper

stationshart

My cat Pepper stretching his leggy

an old man cat creature baby

gabecube-looking bedrock block

"Apollo, the gift of prophecy" meme template, without any template text

left; balatro jimbo pumpkin
right; winking jack-o-lantern

screenshot of the movie not being available in my region

red kitten closeup

home-made bao buns, char sui and steamed paksoi 😋

mostly red-furred kitten

Screenshot, snippet of a conversation between me and the scammer:

Scammer: "I don't trust you, you people with animal brains."
Scammer: "Your mother is a dog with a crazy coat."
me: "What 😂"

YouTube saying 'You've already hyped 3 times this week. Not able to hype.'

Google review of a waterfal:
'I've seen just over 300 waterfalls in Iceland - this is my 4th favourite one.'

ChatGPT generating code with an obvious backdoor, which a vibe coder might not even realize because they can barely read the code they put into production 🫠